'Is Foundation Feminist?' Who gives a shiny shit? On this 'ere March bus we want career-destroying babies!

[PurdeyPie]

So you're a hedge-fund manager who wears Reiss suits and Clarks shoes but the allure of nappies and nannies is growing stronger? Yep. You're on the right buzz. We're heading straight for Knocked-Upsville and we've got an on-board telly for watching OBEM and slagging off the scrotes who go to th'ospickal clutching a Lidl carrier bag. Come and join us. Don't be coy. Don't forget yer lube and soy.

eskimo is it wrong that I'm wondering what the groin emoticon would look like?

Giddy, my husband would like your name and phone number. He has been searching his whole life for someone who understands his unique sense of humour!

Pug, can I come and stop with you? It sounds lovely in rich people land!

I think a Mumsnet house would be amazing. We could all sit around moaning about men & eating cake! I have 32p I can put into the fund if you let me move in!

Heehee woolly! I'm almost inspired enough to get the crayons out again....

Nomio, your oh sounds a wise and funny man. You have to stay with him. But you can visit us for cake an chats whenever you want and we'll take the 32p.

Eskimo This was literally the first month I have ever notices ewcm in my life! It lasted about three days and was disgusting. Like, proper rank.

Purdey the last time I got drunk on cider I offered out a police horse. I stick to ladylike drinks now (Beer. In a bottle though, not a pint. I'm not an animal).

Sparkly Woooo grab that GCSE in Biology and lets get FECK going!!! I reckon we start by buying a few bunsen burners. Wait. Was that chemistry?

This the next year, Rodney, we'll be millionaires!

And all your temping talk TOTALLY confuddles me. I don't get it. I'll stick with my opks and winging it dtd.

I think it would look something like this woolly:

c==3

I am not joking- DH sent me this in a text this morning and said 'punctuation is fun'. I'm glad I got the chance to share it with you all.

I'm just stalking to say thank you for proper making me chuckle out loud tonight!

I have no advice really apart from purdey I have had ewcm at the end of my tww and its to do with an estrogen risen it's before Af or AF time however it happens in both pregnant and non pregnant people

Ha! Funny. :) Maybe we should keep the good ones and just let the grumpy ones loose..... Who was it who had a hubby with super sperm? He's probably a keeper....

Hehe get creative giddy
wotsits I don't get the temping chat either but like looking at the pretty charts anyway

Pug, waffle makes us look less bulky.

cymon, don't be scared! It is absurdly easy to lengthen an LP with Clomid.

Sammy, in over 3 yrs of charting I have never ov'd on CD14 - and 13 is unheard of!

Who asked me about Clomid? Can you repeat the question pliz?

Gidderminster, you can read me like a Braille book. I'm so sick of the disappointment, you know? Arctic sticks are too much to bear. Like the prices in Pug's minibar.

Ha ha ha that is the funniest thing I've seen all day Eskimo!!! I'm so going to text MrF just to use it!!!

Aw, purds. You would look fab in waffle or fluff. Xx

Hahaha eskimo that's genius of your hubby the immature part of me is now going to keep giggling away at that for a while...
Hi pikz

Thank god woolly I thought it was just me being stoopid. You any idea what these 'crosshairs' are that folk talk about? Is it a cool band I don't know about?

No idea wotsits - angry pubes?

Thank you ladies, only 1 page.

I went with waffle, it is too hot in the room for the fluffy one i may now have abandoned robe altogether

There is no mini-bar, anything has to be ordered room service. I kid you not there is not even a kettle, pah! I was offered a 'complimentary early morning tea or coffee' but I declined as I wouldn't want it to arrive early and jeopardise my temp taking.

I would love a Bus-house. I imagine we'd have to draw up a rota for using the loo though, expect that'd be the busiest room in the house. Giddy could create the artwork for the walls, and knit some cushions, and eskimo's DH could provide the clues for a text-Pictionary game to keep us entertained during all the waiting that seems to go on.

Eskimo, you mean robitussin?

sparkly, I think your plan for AI is a one. Not even I would argue with a CB digital opk.

@ angry pubes! you bunch of nutters

Purds it was me who mentioned clomid. I was wondering how long your LP was before you went on clomid... Did you ever get to 13/14 dpo on a natural cycle? Xx

Are we all moving in together? Wow. Things move quickly around here!!!

Yes Spinning I did it! Done and dusted. AI begins for cycle lucky 7!

Purds have you never had ewcm at this stage then?
Away you go with your nae saying. We ain't having it here! Spinning is right.. We all about the positive thinking! You are getting a BFP! It's a coming! I don't care about irrelevant one tube, age related nonsense. No thanks, not interested. Nancy pants is getting a sibling.

Pug I want to be where you are. Now.

Angry Pubes! Quick, anyone know a techie bloke who can knock up unintentional pun but highly topical a game app for us not dissimilar to Angry Birds? We'll be millionaires in no time and can buy ourselves a bus mansion

Can Spinning and I have a Zen den in the house where you can join us and share some green juice, quinoa and kale? ...
Or boycott us

They would have to make a reality show about us. Day 27 in the mumsnet house and the fight for FRERs is on!

Good going Sparkly. This will be your month.