'Is Foundation Feminist?' Who gives a shiny shit? On this 'ere March bus we want career-destroying babies!

[PurdeyPie]

So you're a hedge-fund manager who wears Reiss suits and Clarks shoes but the allure of nappies and nannies is growing stronger? Yep. You're on the right buzz. We're heading straight for Knocked-Upsville and we've got an on-board telly for watching OBEM and slagging off the scrotes who go to th'ospickal clutching a Lidl carrier bag. Come and join us. Don't be coy. Don't forget yer lube and soy.

purds will be in delivery room telling midwives its just indigestion from the curry she had.

Hee hee hee juney....

Will try in the morning but pretty despondent now...super drug one definitely had a line, feel cheated!

Purdey, ff gives you dotted lines if you note watery or egg white cm at weird times. I often get watery or egg white in the luteal phase so it does it for me too. Just pay attention to your temps.

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Pa hahaha! Juney

Pinning, thanks, love. I understand why the dotted line but not the moving of ov day.

Giddster, you feel I'm being an absurd ostrich head, no? I have to agree. I simply cannot believe that a forty-three-year-old woman with one fallopian tube and using artificial insemination could possible be pregnant

Purdey - I'm 9 dpo according to FF, but by your reckoning it would be only 7.
What were your cycles like before clomid? Is 14dpo normal? Xx

Hi Sparkly I'm ok thanks. Had the funeral yesterdayor fil. Has all been very emotional. but I'm here now 8dpo and slightly nauseous. So fx!

NINE PAGES!! NINE!! Plus the last two on the old bus - I'm not sure if you lot have just been really chatty today or that I must spend more of my 'working at home days' checking in on you than I think

I have caught up with all your news.
Babs So sorry AF has arrived. Enjoy your cake & wine

pinning The superdrug one definitely looked like a line. Agree with the others that you should test again with FMU

eskimo I AM SO EXCITED FOR YOU! EWCM? check. Ov pains? Check. I really really really hope your body is back in business must've been the squeezing your DH did

Purdey FF Chief Chart Chappy clearly hasn't got his eyesight back yet. Poor guy.

I'm in a very posh hotel tonight (there was a dress code for the dining room we ate in the bar lounge and housekeeping knocked on my door asking if I wanted the bed turned down!) so going to go and run myself a tepid bubble bath and check back in on you all in a while. Try not to write another 9 pages about your knicker snot, ear wax temperatures and pee-stained sticks, ok?

Rrrr giddy, everyone here is lovely, and our house would be so much fun.... Does that mean all the men would have to live together too?? Xx

Puddlington, I don't think oh absurd, I think you might be a bit frightened to pee in case you is disappointed again. Which I understand. But I hope I hope I hope with all my heart you is preggo. Xxxx now put us out of our misery, stress is no good for any of us.

Not oh. You are. ruins somewhat soppy post.

Wooooo house partay

OMG I even have a choice of bathrobes in the cupboard, hmm do I want the towelling robe or the waffle robe?

As you were.

Oh want hope you're okay, tough times
Fingers crossed for a BFP

Cymon, start charting lovely. Then you can see if there is a short luteal phase? Which, if there is, these clever ladies on here will tell you how to fix. No need for frightenedness . X

Wantthebest, have you name changed?

Ooh yes Eskimo, I forgot to comment on your ewcm and ov pains, I really hope this is it and af finally arrives in a couple of weeks!

Pug, enjoy the posh hotel

Purdey, you can absolutely get knocked up at 43, with one Fallopian tube and with AI, keep the faith, it's all about positive thinking here and don't forget your dh has super sperm now

Sparkly, did you decide whether to AI tonight?

There is no house here pug. Fluffy.

Smart, nope, I reckon just turn 'em loose....

Giddy I looked at my MyDays app earlier to check if I'd have EWCM this time last month. First time I've looked at it in weeks. Guess what cycle day it says I am? CD62. That's after my withdrawal bleed from Norethisterone in January. How weird that you chose that as the day Purdey should POAS. Maybe I should, just for good measure

Smart? Sammy!!

Towelling robe pug 'tis cosier
Enjoy the lush hotel!

No choice pug, no choice! Someone get me new fingers.

Ooh, my Eskimo friend! It's a sign!!!! Xxxxx

Yeah giddy - I reckon they can go forage in the woods to survive... Actually my dh would probably enjoy it, he always says he'd like to go on bear grylls! X

Also Giddy PLEASE can we set up home together? Our cycles may synchronise and we all be ovulating together and fighting over the piss sticks What's with all the typos recently? They have made me chuckle, although whilst typing that last emoticon, I accidentally typed 'groin' instead of 'grin' Tee hee.

Pug and Spinning Thanks for the hopes and wishes! I'm keeping a sensible head. Having checked MyDays, I got EWCM on the 26th Feb and also a positive OPK. Fast forward 2 weeks and there was no AF, so we'll see this time round if the AC does the trick.

Purdey I'm afraid I can't help with the charting and the temps and the EWCM. Maybe parsnip has that Guaifenesin stuff in it init?

Oh Eskimo. You're obsessed. Filthy. :)