MARCH BUZZ..Come and get thy babbies!

[PurdeyBirdie]

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Are you fed up of your glittering career? Do you want to destroy your sexual relationship with your uvver 'alf? Do you like to imagine the impossible, like conceiving on your first cycle? Do you like ferretting around in your cervix, hoping to find something resembling a bellend covered in snot? Are you, like, so over being slim and having pert tits? Then come and join us in trying to make a baby.

Link fail. Can someone do summat about it?

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Haha Purdey your intro made me laff out loud!

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Got a BFN on 02/03 but hoping to squeeze in BFP on 29/03
ozmund, stone age, ttc#1, cycle 4

Thanks, fifi! Ozmumd, glad you like it S'all true, innit!

marking place and have reported to HQ to fix it for us!

@juneybean

marking place and have reported to HQ to fix it for us!

Done
Happy Shagging
#sentencesyoushouldnthavetotypeatwork

Hello everyone
Just marking my place xx

Thanks Olivia

Hi, thanks for the new bus

Wotsit, I'm the same, lots of creamy cm until 7dpo. 8dpo today and barely any.

I've heard some ladies say they had lots and got a bfp and others have none so not a reliable symptom!

Tessie, I always feel nauseous and light headed in the 2ww, it's shit!

Sorry I can't remember who asked about the PM but we're waiting to hear from the coroner today on whether he thinks it's needed.

Sparkly, it's horrid waiting, you're right there's a big back log.

Thanks guys :)

Marking my place!

#stats: wotsits1, 35, ttc#2, cycle #2, bfp due 8th April.

got bfn and AF on 8th march. I know I should be banished to the April group but I wanna see you all get your bfps!!!

Going to park myself on here for a laugh. I highly doubt I'll conceive in March seeing as my body is just doing whatever the hell it fancies day by day, but keeping optimistic. A week today I will have just had the appointment with the gynae woman who will hopefully say 'of course you can start clomid straight away without having to provide video evidence that you have been trying for 2 years and 43 days with no luck' and then I will take said clomid and have a beautiful baby with no complications or issues whatsoever and I will glow throughout.

See. Optimistic

I think that sounds perfectly reasonable Abfab and after that length of time is the least you deserve!

Hey Ladies. I'm not giving up my anonymity totally. But my new office is in the same building as mumsnet HQ...cool..

Am I baby obsessed and sad that I think that is cool?

That is cool! Go steal their gin!

Pahaahahahaha "bellend covered in snot" - I wouldn't have really "got" this reference had I not seen the pictures on the site that should not be mentioned in case somebody else looks at it beautifulcervix.com.

night I used FF last month without temping. It doesn't tell you when it thinks you've ovulated, but it did give me green 'high fertility days' which it adjusted based on the other info I input. I'm not sure if I was only getting these because it was my first month and this was the free trial premium membership features or not.

This month I have started temping but not sure how successful it will be because a) I failed to be bothered to wake up early on Sunday to temp (CD9) and today (CD11) I had to take it an hour earlier than previously, as I will tomorrow. Tonight I have to sleep in our spare room because my new bedroom sash window is not properly fitted yet despite enduring an entire day of the dog barking at a stranger in the house meaning there is a 6 inch gap at the top covered only with some plastic sheet and no curtains up, so the room temperature will probably be different to normal, and then when we are back in tomorrow the room temperature will again be different with double glazing and no draught.

Attempting to post charts from last month with no temp and this month so far with dodgy temps. I have no idea whey I was so much colder on Monday morning. Today's (unjustified?) reason is that it was an hour earlier.

Like your thinking Abfab

Babs, ooh how exciting

New bus, new bus!

Purds, you toothless wonder, excited for your interview tomorrow. Not a question, a statement.

Wotsits, it'll be lovely that your bestie is pregnant when you get your Bfp next month. You can have mat leave together. Fx for you. :)

Homebody, another Bfp, yay!

People with dog gland issues, sympathies, couldn't bring myself to read the details though.

Abfab, sounds like a plan to me.

To everyone else, can't keep up with everything, hope you are all well!

I have sinusitis behind one eye. It hurts. To cheer myself up I googled it as being a pregnant symptom. Only blooming is one! Then that discovery maded feel nauseous and had a great time heaving in work toilets for a while. Made the afternoon at work pass quickly anyway. :)

I has a question about ewcm. Is it, like, very stretchy? I have when having a root around recently and if I move my fingers away from each other reeeeeeeally slowly I pretend it is stretchy but I'm not sure I've struck gold yet....

Giddy, I think it varies in stretchiness!
I would dtd anyway as it sounds like ov is imminent. Are you using opks?

Thank spinning. :) that was a few days ago but we did dtd at hopefully appropriate times....
Not got the opk sticks, I've got a cbfm from ttc no1. Second cycle where to hasn't picked up a peak. Apparently breeding ds could be mucking it up by either masking hormones cbfm looking for or no peak simply cos no eggs.

Which reminds me of another question.... Has anyone ever got a small lh surge, then a bigger one and an egg later in their cycle? I could see a small lh line on the stick the other day but it has disappeared completely now....

Giddy, it has never happened to me, but I am sure I remember reading about at least one person who has.

Somehow just ended up posting in the old thread .

So at 1 dpo (i think) I have incredibly achy hips. Think I'm knocked up?

Thanks nomio. I'll continue to monitor the situation!

Babs, yup.