MARCH BUZZ..Come and get thy babbies!

[PurdeyBirdie]

STATS LIST

Are you fed up of your glittering career? Do you want to destroy your sexual relationship with your uvver 'alf? Do you like to imagine the impossible, like conceiving on your first cycle? Do you like ferretting around in your cervix, hoping to find something resembling a bellend covered in snot? Are you, like, so over being slim and having pert tits? Then come and join us in trying to make a baby.

Its not it's. Stoopid autocorrect.

Giddy, I'm no charting expert, but that looks like a mountain range! Have you been taking it after 3 hours sleep every day without doing anything else first?
I'm not 100% sure you can trust those crosshairs... Over to the more experienced charting ladies! Xx

Dizzy I agree! Creme Eggs are lacklustre now. Very dull. Shan't bother having another. Mini Eggs, however, are hand crafted by angels. And yes! Looks like were cycle buddies. Shall look forward to POAS with you lol. I ov on day 18 of a 32 day cycle.

Is it your interview today Purdey? Good luck!

Hope everyone is OK this fine morning! I feel like death warmed up again and shall spend the day willing it to be evening then I can come home and get my pjs on!

Have I heck sammy!! Sleep always broken and usually some baby wrestling involved before taking temp, albeit mainly just involving some movement whilst both still lying down. Know it is probably all completely unreliable, just wanted to make a picture. (Brave face.) thanks chicky.

Happy Birthday Dojo!

Yay wotsits! I've not had a cycle buddy yet . According to ff I also ov'd on cd18 last month. Not sure about previous months as it was my first month temping but certainly January it must have been earlier as my cycle was only 31days that month.

I'm hopeless around chocolate. Sometimes I think I don't even care for it that much but whenever there's any around I can't resist it. I generally have a rule that there's none allowed in the house but last week DP came home with a pack of flakes and a pack of twirls, which was a pressie from his colleague who I'd done a favour for. The pack of flakes got eaten in one sitting and one of the double twirls got munched on yesterday whilst I was lying flat on my back doing post run hamstring stretches. I couldn't even bloody wait until I'd finished stretching out for christs sake. I've got issues

I'm over on the April bus now but hope you won't mind me popping back to ask a quick question. Does anyone here have acupuncture? Or had it in the past? I'm having a consultation tonight before potentially starting and just wondered if anyone has any experience, If so was it good? Would you recommend it? I'm mainly looking into it for stress and seen it can help fertility (getting desperate to be honest) but any comments welcome, thank you x

Morning girls. wotsits I gave in and called in sick today, feel tons worse! Ears ache, head aches, throat scratches, nose drips! Need to get well for the weekend as me and dh are going away for our anniversary! Get well soon!

No signs of af yet. Another correlation that I've found is that if I get no spotting leading up to it, the cramps on the actual cd1 are agony! Pass out agony! No idea how I work cope with labour, I'd be slipping in and out of consciousness!

I hope you lot are ok? temperamental I see no one replied to you, you need to post your stats in between a load of #### stating name, age, ttc#, cycle and bfp due date :-) someone will stick it on the sheet for u

dojo happy birthday! . I hope DH is spoiling you rotten!

Happy birthday dojo

Victoria, hope you feel better soon. Sounds pants. Keep warm and snuggled for the day. Got to get well for your anniversary!

Southy. I have never had acupuncture. Although it has been mooted to me for too. Let us know how you get on.

*victoria sorry you're under the weather. Hopefully the worst of it will pass in time for your weekend.

purdey good luck! You'll be great.
dojo happy birthday
tempramental welcome to the mad house.

Ladies I'm getting ready for work but between the pastor and soreadshit typo in crying with laughing with mascara everywhere. It's too funny. I'm not having a go at anyone's typing btw, I can neither spell nor type nor indeed proof read my own fecking posts but those typos are fab. Happy Wednesday everyone.

victoria stay home. Best place. There's loads going round. Look after yourself. Take care m'dear

Morning

Southey, I have Accupuncture and I enjoy it. Tis very relaxing, I see a lady that specialises in fertility Accupuncture. (Shh don't tell Purdey) I've had 4 sessions I think and I go fortnightly. Dp is also going to start going.

Purdey, good luck today, you can do it

Victoria, hope you're feeling better soon

Dojo Happy Birthday to you, have a lovely day ??????

Dream house has come up, going to see if they will accept our cats. Fx for me ladies!

Happy birthday dojo have a fabulous day

Morning Ladies! Hope you are all good

So! we were going for DTD every other day this cycle and OPK on Monday gave me 2 lines, but bottom line was still a bit faint. Then Tues Morning both the same, Then this morning THIS (image attached)

We have DTD Sunday Monday Tues! Do we go again today???? Or is there no point because sperm will be shit???? Soz for TMI!

What do I do???

Cymon. Yes dtd tonight

Night, fx for the house!

oh Victoria hope you feel better. I'm on day 3 of a 3 day trial today so a sickie is no go. But if I don't feel any better tomorrow I'm not going in. Hope u feel better soon!

BorisI was crying laughing at the typos too!! he he. I'm a sod for not checking before I post. autocorrect hates me!

Ooh night. Good luck with the house! Fx for you.

Cymon, can't do any harm! I'm at that point too. Last night dh actually said for first time in 8 years "do we have to, I reallly just want to sleep...." Hmm...

Purdey! Best wishes for today! You're going to do fab!

Oh no wotsits. Are you down too? If you have to go to work try to keep hydrated and warm

Thanks ladies, will keep you updated!

night fx for your house! I'm a tad jealous now I've stepped off the new house bus lol.

Incidentally wotsits, I have a bit of a thing for wotsits. They are very orange and yummy!

Good luck purdey, go knock 'em dead!