MARCH BUZZ..Come and get thy babbies!

[PurdeyBirdie]

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Are you fed up of your glittering career? Do you want to destroy your sexual relationship with your uvver 'alf? Do you like to imagine the impossible, like conceiving on your first cycle? Do you like ferretting around in your cervix, hoping to find something resembling a bellend covered in snot? Are you, like, so over being slim and having pert tits? Then come and join us in trying to make a baby.

Sammy, I'm sorry for my insensitivity. This is not the place for me to be reminiscing about birth. How selfish..forgive me

Wotsits, I would hope a birthing woman did not have a pastor in her hand (oo-er, Vicar, more tea?) Did you birth your breech baby vaginally?

Purply, I'm sorry for AF, love

Where's the splendid Sparkly?

Wonder if I need to get some of that magic cream fifi

Ok sharp pain in lower left abdomen. CD 16....

Absolutely not wotsits I can't imagine anything I'd less want during giving birth than a camera crew.

Purple I'm only just starting charting properly but I find it completely amazing to see charts like yours where you can clearly see the temps pre & post ov. Excited to see if mine will resemble anything like that over the next few weeks.

Oops! Freudian typo there eh Purdey! I meant a pastie ... a pastor in the room would be very awkward, I should imagine.

Yep... I did! It wasn't entirely pleasant, I'll tell ya! But, as I say to every pregnant woman, its only a day out of your life and they a can dope the feck out of you if it hurts! In the end I had an epidural and a nap.

Purple have you had one of them there new creme eggs?,They've only gone and done away with it being Dairy Milk chocolate. Not impressed!

wotsits I think I'd do it if there was a cash incentive. Would be a good start to a child's saving account. They'd have to blur my bits though!

the pug pleased it helps, although I hope your temps don't drop like mine do once you get to cd 22.

Also, my epidural came out! One in a million chance apparently, ugh.

You know wotsits I am absolutely gutted that creme eggs have changed from Dairy Milk...what do they taste like now? Why do they have to mess with things?!

Not yet wotsits , they better not start messing with the fruit and nut, I'll not be happy.

Today I have had a Snickers and a wait for it... triple Bounty. Crème eggs feel small and puny not that they are not protected by a layer of Dairy Milk.

I wouldn't be able to be filmed for OBEM. It would be impossible to teach 15 year old boys knowing that they had seen my labia on the telly.

Going to bed now. Sweet dreams mumsnetters :)

I can't taste the difference with Creme Eggs

Thanks awfully, wotsits and coffeetwo for lying through your teeth saying I'm going to get my bfp. I truly appreciate others' faith in my one tube

I would totally be filmed for OBEM. The world and his wife saw my axe wound on Naked In Blackpool anyway

Thanks for info purdey. :) good luck for tomorrow.

What? Seriously? Creme eggs are Duffed?

Not broken don't fix.

Oh purdey. Is tomorrow the big day? Best of luck you smart, funny, inspiring lady!

The new Creme eggs are lacklustre. I won't be hurrying out to buy them this year.

I've never watched obem, been over to a friends this eve and it was on in the background. DP was telling everyone how he can't bear childbirth and he'll be staying up the head end next time. Some bloody paramedic he is.

wotsits according to the new chart we're cycle buddies?!

Hi all I just got signal ... Been in hospital all evening with the mother. She is home now. Am totally shattered so haven't properly caught up yet! Need my bed. And I was planning on watching One Born... Lucky it's recording! Ha.

Purds hope the gums are ok and your sparkly smile is semi intact for the interview Tomor!!! Luck luck luck
Lovely lady. You will be amazing

Not got time to read back 30 posts but just a quick reply to say Purdey I meant your lovely comment about us all getting our babies! Didn't think you were being insensitive at all Xx

Oh and sorry I meant to say hope everyone is ok!! Catch up with you lot tomorrow

I heard the Creme Egg Thing a couple of months ago, so haven't bothered buying any this year. I normally get through loads at this time of year! Hopefully if sales drop, they will change it back.

Wotsits, you are a brave woman trying for another one after going through that. I think I would still be shaking in a corner!

Purds, good luck for tomorrow. I am sure they will see how amazing you are and want to hire you on the spot. Either that or they will just take pity on you for being toothless!

I can't eat creme eggs anymore, I once ate so many I was sick and now I just feel queasy whenever I think about them. Although have been seeing them in the shops since after Christmas. Ridiculous!

I know the April ladies have buggar'd off but there is a tab on the stats for April BFPs!

Purds I'm a one tube believer. I have the faith! You will get it. I know it. again -luck for Tomor..

Creme eggs- yes we had this conversation a few buses back.. They changed them. Crazy. Mental. I heart a creme egg. Tonight when I was at the hosp I had to get a choco bar out vending machine to keep me sane going , I kinda had my heart set on a twirl seen as I never eat choc much these days and you lot ahem,Purdey always put me in the mood for a twirl... I searched... Far and wide.. My options came down to skittles-no thanks- or a Wispa- a fav of mine in the old days.. So Wispa it was! Then I come on here tonight and you all have me craving a Creme Egg- even without the dairy milk!!!!

Hope everyone enjoyed one born.. For those of us who are TTC #1 and haven't a clue, it's an eye opener!... I look forward to watching it Tomor!

Off to zzzz. Night all. Luck to anyone testing Tomor and keep the faith all my fellow TWWers! BFPs are a coming!

Sparkly, we missed you! Hope you and your mum are okay.

So, for the first time ever, I has a chart! think it's a bit rubbish though as temp taking is so erratic. . Here it is anyway. Does ff ever move it's cross hairs later? Is there any chance I ov'd later than it thinks?! Thank you please. :)