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MARCH BUZZ..Come and get thy babbies!

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PurdeyBirdie · 10/03/2015 17:34

STATS LIST

Are you fed up of your glittering career? Do you want to destroy your sexual relationship with your uvver 'alf? Do you like to imagine the impossible, like conceiving on your first cycle? Do you like ferretting around in your cervix, hoping to find something resembling a bellend covered in snot? Are you, like, so over being slim and having pert tits? Then come and join us in trying to make a baby.

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babsbunny · 10/03/2015 19:15

AbFab, super positivity!

Giddymamma · 10/03/2015 19:15

And babs, that disorientation? Gotta be baby brain. :). .

babsbunny · 10/03/2015 19:16

Thanks giddy. I thought so too Hmm

babsbunny · 10/03/2015 19:17

Giddy, You are right. Think I should test straight away lolGrin

babsbunny · 10/03/2015 19:18

Where's purdey gone? Is her tooth ok?

Oysterbabe · 10/03/2015 19:19

Used an opk for the first time today. CD10 and got a faint line, which I realise is a negative, but it made me happy to take a test and not be greeted with stark, hideous whiteness. Hopefully it'll be a little darker tomorrow.

HeirToTheIronThrone · 10/03/2015 19:22

Excellent plan AbFab!

My fantasy is that I ring up for my blood test results at the end of the week, and they say that actually am pg so no need for more... 9dpo today and no sign of AF at 28dpo so it might happen (it won't)

CoffeeTwo · 10/03/2015 19:32

New bus! This is number 749 right? Chatty lot!

5dpo here. This 2ww is going SO SLOWLY. Probably the slowest so far. Ugh. I'm symptom spotting despite knowing that a) it's too early and b) it will not tell me if I'm pregnant or not same as every month.

Speaking of creamy CM. I had a large amount in my last pregnancy before I tested. Being rather ignorant about ttc then I just sort of went 'oh that's odd' and it's only after I'd tested that I twigged. So I guess that's the only symptom that I'll really get excited about.

babsbunny · 10/03/2015 19:43

Heir that sounds like a great fantasy. That would be super!

babsbunny · 10/03/2015 19:46

13 more days of commuting. Woo...3.5 hours of my life back every day....what to do with the time....

temperamentalamongcorvids · 10/03/2015 19:53

Can I play, please? My 2ww starts today.

Do I need to add my stats somewhere?

babsbunny · 10/03/2015 19:55

Welcome temperamentalamongcorvids!
Just post em up!

Woolly84 · 10/03/2015 19:59

Oo new bus! Grin
CD7 today so not very exciting, started POASing on my CB ovulation sticks today though so hopefully the smiley face appears in a few days!

Giddymamma · 10/03/2015 20:05

Hi temperamental!

spinningirl10 · 10/03/2015 20:08

Ooh one Born Every Minute is back tonight, anyone watching?Smile

Giddymamma · 10/03/2015 20:12

Yessssss spinning! Didn't dare watch it before ds, but love it now. Excited!

spinningirl10 · 10/03/2015 20:24

It's very quiet here tonight..........wanders off to fbSmile

tessiegirl · 10/03/2015 20:25

I just posted on last thread too!! Hmm

Thanks fifi - what were the reasons you were advised to use the cream again?

It was me asking about the pm Spinning, hope they sort themselves out and let you know what is happening soon

Ah One Born Every Minute...I love it. I will have to watch it on my own though as DH just rolls his eyes, grimaces and tuts whenever they start screaming/pushing!! I hope I don't scream, otherwise he will be doing the same to me! Grin

Welcome Temperamental!

babsbunny · 10/03/2015 20:27

Woo. Love one born every minute. Can hear low rumble of the collective groan from all the men...

CoffeeTwo · 10/03/2015 20:28

I used to love OBEM but can't watch it anymore :( DS's birth was difficult to put it mildly and I get panicky when I see anything labour related now.

temperamentalamongcorvids · 10/03/2015 20:34

Thanks for the welcome! Do I add the stats to that document? Or just here?

Riceicle1 · 10/03/2015 20:34

Love the intro purdy! Snuggled on the sofa waiting for one born every min Smile

HeirToTheIronThrone · 10/03/2015 20:34

I love One Born but think DH might over rule me for Masterchef...

Giddymamma · 10/03/2015 20:35

Oh bless you coffee. :( if I am ever lucky enough to have another baba I am going to do hypnobirthing.... I panicked so much in labour, thanks to deciding to find out absolutely nothing about it before it happened, thinking that thanks to yoga training I would simply squat and pop baba out into birthing pool.... Dunce. :)

loopylou1984 · 10/03/2015 20:36

I used to live obem too, but it makes me too jealous and sad now so for the first time ever I haven't series linked it and won't be watching!

Instead I've had a bath and read my book, now going to find a comedy of some sort! Xx