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We are jolly well going to have the number of babies we want and we will BROOK NO ARGUMENT. Join us if you refuse to take "no" for an answer and like smacking rats.

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Imps9 · 17/02/2015 19:11

We will get there. We will all of us get there. And we will brook no argument.

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Withalittlesparkle · 17/02/2015 19:27

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Molotov · 17/02/2015 19:29

New thread! Here I am!

Molotov: Eternal deliberation for dc3. 32yo, dd1 age 6; dd2 almost 3yo.

CD13 ... if we're gonna try, now is the time wishes cold feet would warm up and worries go away

hinkyhonk · 17/02/2015 19:45

Checking in for duty sergeant imps

Rolling the dice for no.3 over here too but pretty sure I'm on CD1 so a bit Sad. It's reminded me how much I don't like ttc (well the sex bit I like its the waiting that drives me nuts) and how being pg worries me so much. I wish it was all like it is in the movies, all bump rubbing and wistful picking out baby clothes. Sadly not reality - bloody dream toting bastards

Pastamancer · 17/02/2015 19:56

Lovely thread Imps, I look forward to announcing DC2's birth on here any week now

cartoontrickster · 17/02/2015 20:12

ta imps love the new place.
is it weird that I feel compelled to poas sometimes for the hell of it even though we aren't ttc yet
yup I'm barmy

Imps9 · 17/02/2015 20:25

You don't have to be TTC to be diffed - you're on this thread, remember? We're all diffed.

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Imps9 · 17/02/2015 20:30

Ooooh one thing I've been meaning to ask - are the ovary scans done via dildocam? I'm assuming so but wanted to check.

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Imps9 · 17/02/2015 20:31

Hold on - is "ovary" actually spelt "overy"?

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keepitgoing · 17/02/2015 20:35

yes, it's all about the dildocam till 12 weeks or so! Grin

keepitgoing · 17/02/2015 20:35

trix poas woman!

cartoontrickster · 17/02/2015 20:47

well I have been feeling headachey, sickly and light headed Wink but alas have seen signs of the witches arrival this evening.

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cartoontrickster · 17/02/2015 20:55

Haha sparks I love it. well clearly its only a matter of time before we all catchers pregnancy from hanging around in here Grin

NoMaybeAboutIt · 17/02/2015 21:07

Ooh, id love to poas! I keep dreaming about it Blush

Imps. Beautiful thread!! I stimmed for 10 days. EC was on a Wednesday, ET the following Monday. At Colchester, they only do EC on a Wednesday as the clinic isn't open weekends. I too would cancel work things Wink

And yes, dildocam will become your friend. My 10 week scan was an abdo one, but until then, it was all internal. Totally becomes second nature Grin

Imps9 · 17/02/2015 21:20

My wombat scan was a dildocam and it was fine - absolutely fascinating what they can see by shoving a lens up your fanjo. Technology, eh?

Work thing will be a nightmare - there's 40 external delegates signed up for each day, and the chap who will need to replace me is on holiday this week...and my boss Confused. Hopefully I will be able to do at least one of them.

Let's all PIAR tonight just for the sheer hell of it!

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Imps9 · 17/02/2015 21:25

Dammit I forgot the ramekin!

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BeedlesPineNeedles · 18/02/2015 07:00

maybe how on earth do they manage to only do EC 1 day per week? would they have sent you somewhere else if your eggs ahd been ready on say Monday?

imps do you know how they do EC? I think mine is fairly unusal as I only get morphine and local anaesthetic, I'm just wondering if you'll be fit enough to do an all day seminar the day after. And does your boss know about the IVF yet? Shock Oh and fab shiny new thread :o

stims start tonight Smile

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cartoontrickster · 18/02/2015 08:08

damn I missed it, didn't have a pee stick anyway and already used the left over ov sticks last time I felt the urge to poas. must go stock up.
good luck beedle.

Imps9 · 18/02/2015 09:13

Boss doesn't know about IVF and I don't intend to tell him. He knows I've been having lots of medical tests but not what for (happily he trusts me and hasn't asked for full details/proof of appointments). I think I will tell him that I've been scheduled for emergency (albeit minor) surgery which cannot be put back on medical advice. I do not consider that to be dishonest.... Hmm

Seminar is only for 2 hours in the morning and I can do it sitting down so won't be too difficult. I think I'll be okay.

How are the jabs going Beedles? When is EC/ET likely to happen?

Right, it's dildocam time. Whoop!

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Molotov · 18/02/2015 09:30

Good luck with dildocam! (if only I'd been able to nn it that at the time. Makes it feel friendlier and less formal Grin )

Meanwhile, I chickened out (again) last night but keep thinking about going for it. I'm scared about a few things, you see, but still keep thinking ... and then I'm scared that too much time will pass by and I'll regret not at least trying ... but then I think of realities and practicalities and am back to square 1. Thinking in circles is all I'm doing.

CD14. The chance is still there this month.

Imps9 · 18/02/2015 09:50

Dildocam done - 14 follies on one ovAry and 10 on the other one so looking pretty good. Blood test done to test for oestrogen and next scan booked for Friday.

Stupidly I forgot to wipe all the gel off so it's all feeling a bit moist and squelchy down below. Schoolgirl error.

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