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When's the best time to get pregnant? Use our interactive ovulation calculator to work out when you're most fertile and most likely to conceive.

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Come on Eros! Shoot your --man fat-- arrow through the heart of this February bus and give us our babbies!

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purdeybirdie · 13/02/2015 19:37

Do you love being elbow deep in your cervix? Can you tell your cream from your egg? No, we're not talking Cadbury, we're talking vadge juice. Come and join the fingering fillies on our flight of fecundity (see what I did there?).

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purdeybirdie · 14/02/2015 08:45

'Cup-o-jizz'! Love it! Grin

Wool, as a budding amateur gardener I spit on your chrysanths.

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purdeybirdie · 14/02/2015 08:47

Mummy, your chart is beautiful! Hurrah for ovulation! Smile

Mustbemad, I can. not. wait for N-Pantz to be making me stuff. I shall be buried with her creations.

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purdeybirdie · 14/02/2015 08:49

I'm supposed to be standing in the open air in Chorley town centre today supporting our minister preaching the gospel but am full of a cold. Can you send me some 'Do it for the Lord, you simpering bint!' vibes...?

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surferchic41212 · 14/02/2015 08:51

Hey all.. Place marking, but also an update.. AF not arrived, but have been having shed loads of ewcm and lo and behold, Thismorning got solid smiley on CB OPK.. (And bfn) so I think I'm ovulating (on day 32!) so have been merrily dtd in case! So BFP may be due in two weeks, not today..

surferchic41212 · 14/02/2015 08:55

And congrats lala! What an awesome week!!

surferchic41212 · 14/02/2015 08:56

Positive and self sacrificing vibes your way purdey (can you tell I'm only just catching up with the thread?!) go do that godly thing!

mummyofonesofar · 14/02/2015 08:56

MustBeMad how lovely. My sons shitty school forgot to put his in his bag so I don't have one Sad

Thanks Purdey sorry for getting panicky that it would never happen!

Marmite27 · 14/02/2015 09:01

Juney I'm so pleased your spermz are in England!

Arn't people supposed to be testing today? I've been awake since 6am waiting... Where are my BFP test pictures?

babsbunny · 14/02/2015 09:09

CD21 of 26. Yawn....

Maybe if I go for a run it will send positive vibes to my uterus...

spinningirl10 · 14/02/2015 09:11

Sparkly, where are you this morning? Are you enjoying valentines breakfast in bed?

There were supposed to be lots of ladies poas this morning, come on.....show us your pee sticks Grin

Maybe Juney has got her swimmers and doing her thing with them right nowSmile

LadyStark · 14/02/2015 09:12

Another new bus!

Congrats on all those BFPs Flowers

What's the general consensus on when to test? I am CD 22 and got a positive OPK on CD 15. It's my first cycle using ff and they suggest I wait until 18 DPO as they don't have any historical data.

I am not sure that I will be able to wait that long! Any ideas when it might be worth poas?

I'm keeping my fingers crossed for the globe trotting cup o jizz, hope it arrives today and you sound like you've been very reasonable and patient. I can imagine having a full on shit fit!

tessiegirl · 14/02/2015 09:17

Happy Valentines Day everyone! Smile Flowers

Huge congrats to lalalemon on your engagement AND bfp!! What a lovely week you have had, you lucky thing! Grin

Will be waiting with bated breath for more Valentines bfps today ladies!!!

mummyofonesofar · 14/02/2015 09:18

FIL had cancer removed from lung on 2nd Feb. Really struggled in hospital, lung collapsed, drains stopped working, UTI, blood transfusion and dialysis. Came home Wednesday. Right hand became swollen and lost feeling in it yesterday. GP said to keep an eye. Now the whole right side of his body isn't working. Ambulance taking him to hospital now. So worried Sad

Giddymamma · 14/02/2015 09:21

Oh mummy. Sad

LadyStark · 14/02/2015 09:26

Goodness me, that must be very worrying mummy. Hoping for the very best outcome, he's in the right place now at least.

spinningirl10 · 14/02/2015 09:28

Oh Mummy, I sorry to hear about your fil. Sending positive vibes and thinking of you xx

loopylou1984 · 14/02/2015 09:30

Mummy, hope the hospital are able to make your fil feel better, X

mummyofonesofar · 14/02/2015 09:30

Possible stroke, he is only in his 60's. Thanks everyone. Our closest hospital isn't great. Wish even in an emergency you could pick where to go.

mustbemad71 · 14/02/2015 09:31

Mummy that's awful. Let us know how he get's on. X

Ohwoolballs · 14/02/2015 09:43

Oh mummy stay strong xxxx

babsbunny · 14/02/2015 09:46

Mummy. Hope he is ok. Keep you chin up.

MissMrsMummy · 14/02/2015 09:58

mummy sorry to head that Flowers thinking of you x

MissMrsMummy · 14/02/2015 09:59

lalalemon congratulations on your engagement and bfp! Have a wonderful valentines day!

MissMrsMummy · 14/02/2015 10:00

HAPPY VALENTINES DAY TO ALL MY BUS BUDDIES Flowers xx

PaddingtonFromPeru · 14/02/2015 10:00

Place marking just in case of positive news, but am sure I am a BFN in waiting. Congrats to the BFPs. Hope you get your sperm june.