Come on Eros! Shoot your --man fat-- arrow through the heart of this February bus and give us our babbies!

[purdeybirdie]

Do you love being elbow deep in your cervix? Can you tell your cream from your egg? No, we're not talking Cadbury, we're talking vadge juice. Come and join the fingering fillies on our flight of fecundity (see what I did there?).

I don't like peanut butter or marmite. I do like chocolate and peanut butter flavoured things like Reece's Cups.

Bastaderone hey? Ah, so that's what the twinges were, thanks Purdey

Didn't I say before that I hated dwarves?!

Thank you, thank you, thank you Marys. That's what I need to hear! There's still hope right? Even though my eyes nearly disappeared squinting for a line that wasn't there, and I have certain twinges going on...?

That'll be them there dwarves with their nasty bastaderone eskimo , according to the wise Purdey

knit you have more willpower than I.. I'd already pissed on 3 tests by 11dpo
Fx AF doesn't arrive & a bfp takes it's place.. Def POAS tomorrow..

boris might be something in that SMEP advice.. I did another test with my second pee & line was a lot stronger than FMU.. Bizarre..

Ahhhh. Flippin' dwarves eh? Wish they'd take their bastaderone and clear off. Still, if they're keeping the witch at bay I suppose they could stay a bit longer...

Yet more hope, winter I'm 11dpo roundabouts and just got a bfn. Hopefully it's just the dwarves drinking all the hcg (I heard it gives them a mild euphoria and as such, they like to guzzle it down, thus preventing it reaching the pee stick...)

Stupid dwarves.

I have just taken a painkiller. I normally try to avoid them during the tww, but am dying. Hopefully the law of sod will ensure that I am now pregnant this month.

eskino, I am the same as you. Don't like peanut butter, but love Reese's cups. I hate Marmite with a passion. It is the work of the devil.

My toast topping of choice is good old fashioned butter. Very occasionally a bit of lemon curd slips on there too.

1 day late *
Tested 4 times all negative
13 th
14 th hoping for an early Valentine's
15 th
16 th af due
Not tested today 17 th but bought a clear blue to invoke the law of sod and induce my af. The previous tests were super drug which seem to get good reviews for early testing so I'm not holding out much hope for using a different brand.

Leave it a few days and test again? If af doesn't turn up now I've spent my money on the cb!

• technically 1 day late if it's a 28 day cycle

How many days are your cycles normally, autumn?

Congratulations Winter!

purdey no I didn't bother to test when I saw the drop. If it was a chemical, at least one positive is that I know I can concieve and dhs swimmers are going to the right place!!

Good luck all, im going to hang around a bit longer til the bfps come in!

Ahh home

Because of you lot I've knocked up a batch of batter for pancakes. I'm supposed to be being good!

I have absolutely no symptoms so I'm definitely pregnant (that's the stance I'm taking this cycle as on my previous cycles I had every symptom and BFN!)

sparkly hope your appointment went well!

purdey I think yesterdays spike was the result of so many orgasms after two weeks of abstinence!

I can give or take peanut butter, love nutella.

oh laura what did you do that for!

congratulations winter! We were due a BFP!

Autumn, ooh it's exciting that you're late, keeping fx for you

I love peanut butter and marmite. I buy the meridian peanut butter, it's so good. Love it on rye toast with mashed banana on top, yummy

Ok, ds and I have just made a tonne of pancakes for dinner, sweet and savoury. Savoury ones are filled with a cheesy , mushroom, leek, spinach and ham concoction.....also known as left over veg in the bottom of my fridge sweet ones will he spread with Nutella. No idea what I'm going to eat!

How excited was I went I went for a pee in ASDA - in the loo, not just randomly in the fruit and veg section. EWCM :) A little, but I guess just keep wizzing on the OPK sticks.

Also met a friend of a friend this morning, she has a one year old thanks to clomid. Wanted to ask her if she was on MN but thought that would be a bit stalkerish for first time meeting someone.

Being an antipodean originally, I don't really like those thin flappy things Brits call pancakes waits for the pitchforks to come out. I like big fluffy American style pancakes, smothered in butter and golden syrup. Mmmmmm.

Mrsb, yay for ewcm I love the thick American pancakes. Quite often make them for ds on a Sunday morning.

Hi everyone, yay for pancake day!
We're having sweet and savoury tonight :).

Dwarves?! Pesky devils, I knew there was something else going on that the doctor hadn't told me about! Xx

Oh, Mary, you make me laugh I wish you'd post more. I said 'meringue' loads of times the other day and it began to sound utterly absurd. Especially as I was naked in church.

I haven't caught up. I've slept and slept this afternoon and still palmed the baby off on my mum. I'm having one of those days where I just Cannot Be Arsed.

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Knit, metallic smell in vadge? I had that once when I smuggled stainless steel teaspoons up my vagina into the Congo when I was helping establish the Uri Geller Cannibal Ettiquette Foundation.*

• It is entirely possible I dreamt this

Absolutely everyone on page 29 is hilarious.

Sorry...I meant page 30.

..that's not to say there was no comedic worth from the contributors of page 29.

I just love thick Americans.