Come on Eros! Shoot your --man fat-- arrow through the heart of this February bus and give us our babbies!

[purdeybirdie]

Do you love being elbow deep in your cervix? Can you tell your cream from your egg? No, we're not talking Cadbury, we're talking vadge juice. Come and join the fingering fillies on our flight of fecundity (see what I did there?).

nomio Hagen Daaz. I am so envious right now. (My phone kept trying to auto correct it to Hagen Diaz. Hah!)

Purdy I hail from the good county Yorkshire (on the border between the North and West bits)

MyCrazyLife I'm 26! I feel this is important! (Tho ttc number 1)

Oh no. I'm concerned about the 5% now. Why wasn't our specialist worried when it was 3% then? Maybe because dh has no darn many spermies... Even 3% of all that lot is ok? :( :( :(

AF arrived so I'm off the the March bus. Thanks for the the fun ride ladies

Sorry coffee

Coffee and pikz Sorry :(

Welcome Crazy

Wool I'm a Yorkshire lass too :)

Just realised that tomorrow I will need some new conception tablets. I have been using Boots own conception support. Does anyone recommend any others, or shall I stick with them?

I've used seven seas, pregnacare and superdrugs own and they're all much of a muchness.

Ey up Eskimo I've just been using a Boots own folic acid plus vit d tablet - mainly because I impulsively decided to buy some kind of conception vitamin but had no cash on me and thus could only pay with Boots points (cheapskate) so I will evesdrop on any advice given to you!

I like the Boots points story- tha's a true Yorkshire girl

Will probably just stick with the ones I currently have then!

So darn many, not no! Ooops! X

Still waiting on some BFP's people! Where is the POAS Party? Ah well. I'll post the new stats tomorrow :)

baby I too recall there were supposed to me loads of valentines day poas? We can only hope they were all positive and people are out celebrating!
purds if I ever need ivf this auatralopithecine knows exactly where to come to first.
Cd12. DTD last night even though nothing g indicates I am even remotely fertile. My body is less of a temple and more of an abandoned hovel.

Thanks mustbe
I really love being called "pet". I feel the south needs to adopt this form of address ASAP.

Morning

Aurora, my dp's from Redcar and he always calls me pet. We're always taking the piss out of each other for the way we pronounce things

I was reading up about the genetic testing last night. It's really amazing that they can do that on day 3, £249 per embryo at gennet (couldn't find the reprofit but assume it's similar and I understood that they then freeze your eggs and you have to go back next cycle for the transfer. Is that right Lucie?

Purdey, how are you feeling today?

Sparkly, how's your temp? Mine dropped a little.

Anyone doing anything nice today?
Think ds and I might head off to a food market.

Pikz, really sorry af arrived

Af arrived at 2.30am. So yet again my stupid 5 days in advance bleed wasn't implantation. I'm in an uncomfortable amount of pain and feel fecking awful

This is a fast moving thread I definitely wouldn't be able to keep up in prison.

Sorry to those who got AF. The only thing that makes me feel better when AF arrives is that I KNOW I'm not pregnant and can stop speculating and symptom spotting and just begrudgingly move onto the best month. Getting BFNs just make me think "well, I might be pregnant..."

Today I'm waiting in for the Asda shop, then going to buy bathroom paint. DH is working away. So yep, a thoroughly exciting day planned here!!

I have Hagen Daaz arriving with said shop...

Sorry, Victoria. I keep spotting for a few days leading up to AF too, and then proceed to have heavy, painful periods. Hope you're ok, have you got ibuprofen?

So sorry Victoria. Weirdly I had a dream with you in last night (nothing dodgy don't worry!). You were a drop dead gorgeous blonde bombshell, I can only assume this is accurate?

Ee by gum! Yarksher? Are t'as broad as me?

Praying & hoping for a nice high temp this morning, Sparkly.

Giddy, cracking post sorry your nipper is poorly. I love Wilf! I was engaged to a Wilfred in 1998! He had a massive penis

spinning, did you mean day five?? I know lots of women are put off the genetic testing precisely because the embryos are then frozen to await results (frozen embies have a lower success rate). Thanks for asking... I am rougher than a badger's behind this morning. I so want to go to church, too, but I don't fancy wrestling the chimp whilst double-barrel snorting.

Victoria that is awful. Can you go the GP and ask about this abnormal spotting? Forgive me if we have spoken of this before.

crazy, don't tell me: Farrow & Ball. If so you can get your middle-class arse up to t'top deck pronto.

Morning everyone!

Sorry for those that AF has arrived. Victoria I really thought you were having good symptoms.

As a Southerner oop North. I don't like being called Loove, especially by my oh.

FIL cragsed and needed cpr, dot know how much brain damage it caused as he was dead for about 3 mins. But they have no idea what caused it. They have sedated him into a coma to rest. Everyone going back up the hospital later when they might have more answers. But at least he is stable.

*snotting not snorting!

Sorry you are still under the weather purdey

night I'm actually a tall gangly brunette who's all arms and legs I don't know about gorgeous. I'm not ugly I have big brown eyes with an expression like puss in boots so no one is ever angry with me long as my doe expression melts their little hearts!

Thing is purdey I've had all the fertility tests and been deemed 'normal'. Progesterone was 42 (only had one tho), all clear on internal scan no cysts no fibroids, day 3 bloods good, hsg clear tubes, good amh for my age... Mind you the day 21 was taken 12 months ago now. It was only the day 3 they needed repeated for referral. There is nothing else they can.do for me.

I'm staying on this bus. Don't know if I bear trying again next month. Be cycle 29, just counted. Dh isn't trying to improve his swimmers so why do I bother making him shag me?