The Berries: The one where The Berries cease to exist after a spate of waxy knicks and a'hem seepage (thread 20)

[funkymonk]

The smallprint –
Berries have a strict entrance criteria (TTC #1, over 30, TTC for 12+months, NO instadiffers, must have a special pot and def no mention of baby dust or baby dancing UGH !!! Ooooh aren’t we strict!

Apropos of nothing I know (maybe the stupid fertile cats can be the excuse) - here's a video of a bunny eating some raspberries!

HB good for you so will you know in a fortnight then? Eeek!

Did anyone see those twin baby girls born holding hands?

So much of the way through shag week here, having dtd on CD13 and 15, and now aiming at basting tomorrow. Then it will be back to the 2ww again....

Bushy you have done so well keeping away from the sticks so far! Can't help with the peepot though sorry. Also step away from the kitty you will have your hands full very soon fx!

HB your test date is the day after my first iui appointment! It will be here in a flash. Yes the forms are bizarre but I can understand why I suppose.

Rain yes the welfare form is basically to ensure we aren't psychos/violent abusers etc. It is so weird though. They ask if you have kids who have been on the child protection register and convicted of any offences etc. I can't see the people who have saying "oh yes, I've just been released from prison for abuse..."

I was just browsing other threads there and came across one where someone basically shagged 43 times in a 30 day cycle and got diffed. Mother of actual god. There isn't a chance in hell I could do that and I'd have the worst case of thrush by the end of it I couldn't house a baby anyway!

Mother of god indeed, that must be one sore fanny!!! That's everyday and a few doubles or triples- insatiable!!

Those forms are weird. I always found it weird that they were checking or vetting you, as 'normal' people can procreate with abandon. Shame there isn't a test/ check to see if you're going to be a feckless parent who neglects your child, see quite a few of those in my line of work.

beaky know what you mean about stay away from the kitty, if I do get up duffed dh would have to clean out the litter tray! he would be most amused! Might be hard to resist though!!

Raindrop love that little rabbit! at one point he looks like a clown with red lips or with lipstick on!!

Good luck tomorrow Barking

Blast from the past just nipping in to wish barking luck for tomorrow!

An everyone else I wish you a busy shag week, a short 2ww and successful pee sticks

Good luck tomozzy barking

wino hope it's not af.

Oh gawd, I feel SO behind on this thread! Waaaahhhh!

Re being jealous of cats having babies: understandable. found myself feeling more than a touch envious at the duck and her ducklings in our local park the other day.

Cd21 here. Saw the acupuncturist this morning who things I may 'pop' (ovulate) and day now. I've lost faith in my bloody massive cycles, although tbf, she has brought it down by ten days a month for the last two months and is aiming to take off another 10 this one.

Good luck for today Barking!

ooh, barking good luck!!! sorry I haven't been following you all a bit more closely. Been à bit busy lately. You will join us in the copter very soon. (you can have my seat)

ooh, barking good luck!!! sorry I haven't been following you all a bit more closely. Been à bit busy lately. You will join us in the copter very soon. (you can have my seat)

Best of luck for some juicy follicles today barking

Thanks for the gp sympathy guys. Sometimes I find the health professionals casualness comforting - 'well, THEY'RE not worried' - but normally just annoying.

Ps loved the bunny rain! Very cute and cheered me right up.

Bet a little kitty is hard to resist bushy! I love cats but am very allergic.

Thanks for the good lucks! On my way to the hospital now.
kitty if it looks like I'm about to ovulate on my own then they won't give me the trigger. Given the earliest I've ever ovulated is cd17, and more usually 19-22 I think I'll be having the trigger. If all is well with the right number of follicles!!!

Best of luck to you Barking

Good luck barking!!! Let us know how it goes!!

Hmmm...previous post didn't seem to work and half of it isn't there!

Good luck barking!

Got a massive case of the grumps this morning. Today can just f*ck right off!

Plus 43 times beaky? Strike a light. His,skunk must have been like dishwater by the end of the month!

Spunk!not skunk.

Good luck barking! And hi everyone else

barking your follicles be juicy and your eggs ready for popping!

tiger keep watching the bunny. Hope you're feeling more cheery soon.

barking well I guess they don't want to overstim you but the predictability of putting the sperm in at the right time is reassuring. How many scans have you had now? I've actually lost count of how many I had!

Popping in to say hello to all my berry chums!

lady thinking of you.

HB congrats on being PUPO wishing you luck and a speedy 2ww! I had no symptoms at all during the 2ww, no sore boobs or spotting or anything.

bushy how you doing? I had a little test where I had to drop wee on it with a little pipette felt like a scientist! I also had a few periody pains in the days leading up to OTD. Fingers crossed!

beaky assume those forms are like the ones we had for ivf, mad aren't they! If you think how easy it is for some people who are not suitable parents to have babies and we have to go through forms galore.

nolly your phone spelling mistakes are awesome skunky spunk so my fav! Really made me

barking keeping fingers crossed your scan went well x

Hope everyone is well!

hb congrats on being pupo! my only 2ww symptoms were poor sleep (wide awake from 3.00 which continued through the 1st trimester) and strangely, diarrhoea (which may have just been coincidence)

Oh barking.....,

Hope everything went okay barking.