You can do it by charting, analysing, testing, and worrying, but we prefer... JUST SHAGGING PART 20!!

[Nessalina]

Ladies, Fred title says it all; we are the ones who shag as much as our men can cope with in order to get upduffed without the stress of scientific whatnots!

Fred rules (copied from previous Fred)

1. Thou shalt shag as much as humanly possible in order to get upduffed.
2. Thou shalt not partake of OPKs, temping, or charting.
3. Thou shalt keep symptom spotting to a minimum.
4. Thou shalt share with your fredmates where needed.

JSing lingo

ERTD = Evil Red Tide of Dooooooommmmmmm. Or AF to most others.

Viroid = This is you, dear poster. This is from the first JS thread when someone tried to type 'ladies' and it autocorrected to 'Viroids' - so there you go!

Pant snot = Egg white cervical mucus.

Doing a kitten = Getting upduffed soon after joining (warning: may induce envy in other posters).

POAS = Pee On A Stick (of the pregnancy detecting kind, not from a tree). Also known as PIAR (Pee In A Ramekin - cos we're posh birds innit). Or PIATLH (Tea light holder) PIAWG (Wine glass) or anything else you care to pee in!

Shagging like something = JSing like a teenage nymphomaniac.

Giving a hooya = Giving a much needed slap to a fellow poster in danger of slipping into ttc obsession.

Contraband = Of COURSE none of us EVER partake of any silly OPKs or temp charting. They are Contraband.

Icing = ovulating. Another autocorrect development!

Getting your Cape on = planning some serious pouncing on DH/DP

TWOT - Two Weeks of Torture!

The link to Part 19 is <a class="break-all" href="http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/conception/1906908-Come-and-join-us-on-the-brand-new-rather-fabulous-and-very-slightly-notorious-or-so-wed-like-to-think-JUST-SHAGGING-PART-19" target="_blank">here</a>

The current Grads Fred is <a class="break-all" href="http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/antenatal_clubs/1817751-Just-Shagging-Grads-Fred-8-Roll-up-roll-up-all-Viroids-welcome" target="_blank">here</a>

The rather nobbish article in which we became a little bit notorious is <a class="break-all" href="http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/health-and-families/health-news/the-dark-side-of-mumsnet-my-shocking-tour-of-the-websites-nether-regions-8905055.html" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">here</a> <img loading="lazy" class="inline-flex mumsnet-emoji" alt="Grin" src="https://www.mumsnet.com/build/assets/grin-D7Eg_B6y.png">

Happy shagging shaggers!

Name: Nessalina
Age: 32
Any DCs?: Nope
TTC since: March 2013
Preferred cape: Dark red with a white fur trim

Morning!

Name: Juniper
Age: 32
DCs?: none
TTC: since August 2011, with CMP in 2012

Name: Nessalina
Age: 32
Any DCs?: Nope
TTC since: March 2013
Preferred cape: Dark red with a white fur trim

Name: Juniper
Age: 32
DCs?: none
TTC: since August 2011, with CMP in 2012

Name: lil1ady
Age: 28
DCs: Still no
TTC: since Nov 12 without even a whiff of a bfp. Day 21 bloods and dh's sa due soon

Name: CosyTeaBags
Age: 35
DCs: None:
TTC: Since May 2013. DP had a Vasectomy reversal, I assumed we'd be sub-fertile at best...infertile at worst - but had results this week and he's way above average . Still no hint of a BFP though.

Didn't want to start the new fred on a low point, but ERTD arrived for me today. With full on bowel endo to go with it. On the plus side, it's bang on time, so at least I'm regular!

DP surprised me last night, I was complaining about my stomach pains and cramps (pre ERTD so still hoping), and he said "Ooh could it be a sign of something?" - he has always avoided symptom spotting before, but now that he knows he's Capt Supersperm, I think he's allowing himself to hope....

Name:minion
Age:31
Rugrats: nada
TTC: 'celebrating' 1 year of JSing!
Preferred cape: one, made by fairies, adorned by leprechauns, worn by unicorns and located at the bottom of the rainbow near the fountain of eternal youth...

name:1974rach
age:39
dc's: only one big 41 yr old OH
ttc since: nov 2013
preferred cape: a bloody warm one!!

WOMAN DOWN! WOMAN DOWN!

That nasty blooy old trollop AF has turned up. Things I would like to do to AF:
...poke her in the eye with a sharp stick
...rip off her arm and beat her with the soggy end

bitch. I hate her

Name: Furryscoob
Age:30
Dc's: none
Ttc since: July 2013
Preferred cape: Cadburys purple with internal pockets for emergency creme egg stash!

Whoa whoa whoa! I was lost over there guys! Just shouting alone to a full up thread!

Sounds like AF has shown up for a couple of people. She is such a bitch. Although, we do seem to be getting closer to regulating cycles every month. How odd!

Right, I'll do the full line up below...

Name: Nessalina
Age: 32
Any DCs?: Nope
TTC since: March 2013
Preferred cape: Dark red with a white fur trim grin

Name: Juniper
Age: 32
DCs?: none
TTC: since August 2011, with CMP in 2012

Name: lil1ady
Age: 28
DCs: Still no
TTC: since Nov 12 without even a whiff of a bfp. Day 21 bloods and dh's sa due soon

Name: CosyTeaBags
Age: 35
DCs: None:
TTC: Since May 2013. DP had a Vasectomy reversal, I assumed we'd be sub-fertile at best...infertile at worst - but had results this week and he's way above average grin. Still no hint of a BFP though.

Name:minion
Age:31
Rugrats: nada
TTC: 'celebrating' 1 year of JSing!
Preferred cape: one, made by fairies, adorned by leprechauns, worn by unicorns and located at the bottom of the rainbow near the fountain of eternal youth...

name:1974rach
age:39
dc's: only one big 41 yr old OH
ttc since: nov 2013
preferred cape: a bloody warm one!!

Name: Furryscoob
Age:30
Dc's: none
Ttc since: July 2013
Preferred cape: Cadburys purple with internal pockets for emergency creme egg stash!

Name: DulcetMoans
Age: 28
Dc's: none
Ttc since: March 2012 (with a break. 16 cycles in total)
Preferred cape: For now I am sporting a onesie, not a cape. It is cold and I am tired so DTD has stopped for this month! Will be updated next week.

New Fred, brilliant!

MissHobart
ttc #1 since Feb 2013
2 x mc
Cape is blue/silver glitter

Oh, I'm 33.

Furry - Your cape just reminded me I have some creme eggs stashed! They're calling me for breakfast!

I had the last of the mint matchmakers for breakfast. very healthy haha. do I care? er...no!

Name: Latium
Age: 35
DCs: none but a lovely doggy who is our baby just now.
TTC: since November 2013.
Currently a week late on the ERTD front, having symptoms but returning BFNs. Argh!!! What is going on??

I was gonna be really healthy from the start of January & did my best to eat of all the Christmas chocolate by 31st December but then AF showed up & the creme eggs came out & it's all gone a bit wrong!
Oh we'll were just gonna have to DTD more to use up the calories!

Hello all! ERTD for Cosy AND Rach - how rude!!
Love the idea of a cadbury's cape... Mmmmm!
Latium - this is not on at all! When did you OV, do you know? Are you going to head to the doctors? Poor you, nothing worse than uncertainty!!

late-I-am what you need to do is guzzle a pint of guiness and fill your face with Brie! raw fish! runny eggs and pate! then for sure! just when you're feeling completely smug! a BFP will show up! just to make you feel like you've done something wrong...
Go on, invoke Sod's law! X

nessa that's what I thought (rude old witch) and she is quite possibly the reason why I felt that matchmakers were a nutritious choice for brekkie.

cosy come and have a cuppa and a jaffa cake round mine love. we can plot ways to kill af.

furry I am gonna shag OH brains out this month. dtd every other day. smep. lets get upduffed! I am looking at it as additional exercise... the f plan if you will

Nice idea minion. Unfortunately I wouldn't eat any of those things preggo or not. Wine is my vice and the way this uncertainty is making me feel I could so with a glass or two!!

Having just started ttc in nov I am a bit novice on ov calculation so not 100% sure. I was starting to worry I had a short luteal phase though as appear to ov later in cycle. Based on last month I think I ov'd around 27 dec based on ewcm and contraband positive lh surge on 26 dec. Based on length of cycle I calculated ertd due on 1 jan. I have very regular cycles so this is what is throwing me. If I have late ov then later ertd would be a good thing but this has never hopened before. And still have metallic taste in mouth which could of course by caused by many other things. Think will phone doc tomorrow if next test is negative. Think they can do a blood test and if not preggo then I can maybe discuss what is suddenly going wrong with my hitherto regular cycle.

Name: Nessalina
Age: 32
Any DCs?: Nope
TTC since: March 2013
Preferred cape: Dark red with a white fur trim grin

Name: Juniper
Age: 32
DCs?: none
TTC: since August 2011, with CMP in 2012

Name: lil1ady
Age: 28
DCs: Still no
TTC: since Nov 12 without even a whiff of a bfp. Day 21 bloods and dh's sa due soon

Name: CosyTeaBags
Age: 35
DCs: None:
TTC: Since May 2013. DP had a Vasectomy reversal, I assumed we'd be sub-fertile at best...infertile at worst - but had results this week and he's way above average grin. Still no hint of a BFP though.

Name:minion
Age:31
Rugrats: nada
TTC: 'celebrating' 1 year of JSing!
Preferred cape: one, made by fairies, adorned by leprechauns, worn by unicorns and located at the bottom of the rainbow near the fountain of eternal youth...

name:1974rach
age:39
dc's: only one big 41 yr old OH
ttc since: nov 2013
preferred cape: a bloody warm one!!

Name: Furryscoob
Age:30
Dc's: none
Ttc since: July 2013
Preferred cape: Cadburys purple with internal pockets for emergency creme egg stash!

Name: DulcetMoans
Age: 28
Dc's: none
Ttc since: March 2012 (with a break. 16 cycles in total)
Preferred cape: For now I am sporting a onesie, not a cape. It is cold and I am tired so DTD has stopped for this month! Will be updated next week.

Name:MissHobart
Age:33
ttc: #1 since Feb 2013
Dc's: 2 x mc
Cape is blue/silver glitter

Name: Cookielove
Age: 31
TTC: Since Jan 2013, first bfp (June '13) ended in MMC in Sept '13, awaiting genetic testing results before jumping back on the waggon!!
Dc's: None!

Name: Nessalina
Age: 32
Any DCs?: Nope
TTC since: March 2013
Preferred cape: Dark red with a white fur trim grin

Name: Juniper
Age: 32
DCs?: none
TTC: since August 2011, with CMP in 2012

Name: lil1ady
Age: 28
DCs: Still no
TTC: since Nov 12 without even a whiff of a bfp. Day 21 bloods and dh's sa due soon

Name: CosyTeaBags
Age: 35
DCs: None:
TTC: Since May 2013. DP had a Vasectomy reversal, I assumed we'd be sub-fertile at best...infertile at worst - but had results this week and he's way above average grin. Still no hint of a BFP though.

Name:minion
Age:31
Rugrats: nada
TTC: 'celebrating' 1 year of JSing!
Preferred cape: one, made by fairies, adorned by leprechauns, worn by unicorns and located at the bottom of the rainbow near the fountain of eternal youth...

name:1974rach
age:39
dc's: only one big 41 yr old OH
ttc since: nov 2013
preferred cape: a bloody warm one!!

Name: Furryscoob
Age:30
Dc's: none
Ttc since: July 2013
Preferred cape: Cadburys purple with internal pockets for emergency creme egg stash!

Name: DulcetMoans
Age: 28
Dc's: none
Ttc since: March 2012 (with a break. 16 cycles in total)
Preferred cape: For now I am sporting a onesie, not a cape. It is cold and I am tired so DTD has stopped for this month! Will be updated next week.

Name:MissHobart
Age:33
ttc: #1 since Feb 2013
Dc's: 2 x mc
Cape is blue/silver glitter

Name: Latium
Age: 35
DCs: none but a lovely doggy who is our baby just now.
TTC: since November 2013

Name: Cookielove
Age: 31
TTC: Since Jan 2013, first bfp (June '13) ended in MMC in Sept '13, awaiting genetic testing results before jumping back on the waggon!!
Dc's: None!

Latium I hate to be the party pooper but if you didn't ov til 27th 1st Jan would only be 5dpo...too early even for implantation. based on ave 14day literal phase you would be due tomorrow, the weekend at the latest ish. fx tho as u have symptoms!