You can do it by charting, analysing, testing, and worrying, but we prefer... JUST SHAGGING PART 20!!

[Nessalina]

Ladies, Fred title says it all; we are the ones who shag as much as our men can cope with in order to get upduffed without the stress of scientific whatnots!

Fred rules (copied from previous Fred)

1. Thou shalt shag as much as humanly possible in order to get upduffed.
2. Thou shalt not partake of OPKs, temping, or charting.
3. Thou shalt keep symptom spotting to a minimum.
4. Thou shalt share with your fredmates where needed.

JSing lingo

ERTD = Evil Red Tide of Dooooooommmmmmm. Or AF to most others.

Viroid = This is you, dear poster. This is from the first JS thread when someone tried to type 'ladies' and it autocorrected to 'Viroids' - so there you go!

Pant snot = Egg white cervical mucus.

Doing a kitten = Getting upduffed soon after joining (warning: may induce envy in other posters).

POAS = Pee On A Stick (of the pregnancy detecting kind, not from a tree). Also known as PIAR (Pee In A Ramekin - cos we're posh birds innit). Or PIATLH (Tea light holder) PIAWG (Wine glass) or anything else you care to pee in!

Shagging like something = JSing like a teenage nymphomaniac.

Giving a hooya = Giving a much needed slap to a fellow poster in danger of slipping into ttc obsession.

Contraband = Of COURSE none of us EVER partake of any silly OPKs or temp charting. They are Contraband.

Icing = ovulating. Another autocorrect development!

Getting your Cape on = planning some serious pouncing on DH/DP

TWOT - Two Weeks of Torture!

The link to Part 19 is <a class="break-all" href="http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/conception/1906908-Come-and-join-us-on-the-brand-new-rather-fabulous-and-very-slightly-notorious-or-so-wed-like-to-think-JUST-SHAGGING-PART-19" target="_blank">here</a>

The current Grads Fred is <a class="break-all" href="http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/antenatal_clubs/1817751-Just-Shagging-Grads-Fred-8-Roll-up-roll-up-all-Viroids-welcome" target="_blank">here</a>

The rather nobbish article in which we became a little bit notorious is <a class="break-all" href="http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/health-and-families/health-news/the-dark-side-of-mumsnet-my-shocking-tour-of-the-websites-nether-regions-8905055.html" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">here</a> <img loading="lazy" class="inline-flex mumsnet-emoji" alt="Grin" src="https://www.mumsnet.com/build/assets/grin-D7Eg_B6y.png">

Happy shagging shaggers!

snap ness! Am forcing myself to go back to sleep.

Ergh. Went out for a 30th birthday and drank cocktails all night. Not classy ones though, ones that come in pint glasses and are made with WKD or similar. Not hung over just tired and throat really sore from shouting. Not cut out for this anymore.

Was partly trying to drown sorrows as AF is on her way but actually it's not happened yet. Probably today though.

The dog woke me up at 8 and is now having a nap when I'm wide awake. If he wasn't so damned cute he'd get chucked out the window for his crimes!!!

Id rather be at home in bed and awake than at work with a rota cock up which means I can't open up the shop til someone else comes in....major manager cockup!
I'll just sit here with a greggs bacon abd sausage bap and a nice cuppa tea then!

Oh I would like some bacon bap mrsb, can you pop it round before your manager turns up? I can't get up cos I've got the kitten on me... She thinks my face is a toy and she would very much like to use my phone. Probably wants to chat to you lot!

Old man cat has also just decided to play with my face, I love having my lips clawed!

Mmmmmm bacon & sausage buttie, mrsb you've made me Hungary, I'm having a lazy Sunday catching up with Christmas TV. AF has left the building so need to work up some energy to rid DP of his old sperms & get the fresh ones ready for action!

cookie I hope your ok & working things out together.

Ah was good bap...nomnom. shop now open and "working" really hard....ahem.
Not sure how I'd feel having a cat use my face as a catscratcher!!

I went back to sleep, just getting up now! Inspired by bacon bap - going to raid the fridge!

Hahaha, snap again ness, with a couple of brief journeys to make tea and put washing on.

Naughty me POAS this morning. BFN but it is a bit too early. Felt a bit sad but a couple of days before ERTD due. Good luck everyone starting JSing this cycle, banish AF for 2014!

Naughty juniper! How long before af arrives? I cant wait to test....got ages yet though! Oh well more dtd later

Didn't have any bread, so ended up with bacon & egg pitta, lol. Was pretty good! ERTD has buggered off now, so think I might target DH for a warm- up shag tonite

Nomnom!
Sorry guys didn't mean to start a bacon epidemic!

Well mrsb I've been meaning to ask about this cycle...it's been a weird one!
Started getting EWCM about CD12 but think I ov'd CD20due to contraband being in use. So I'm really not clear on when to expect ERTD or what. My usual cycle lately has been 28 days so on CD27 which is where I am now I was getting spotting etc. Nothing yet but then if I ov'd CD20 I probably wouldn't get much going on til about CD30? Getting lots of weird cramps at the moment too so who knows. Hurry up and wait, I guess!

Im sorry to have to ask but I don't know what cd.. means......or ewcm come to think of it.
goon.

EWCM = egg white cervical mucus (the way cervical mucus looks around the time of ovulation - prime sperm carrying stuff!)
CD = cycle day

Ah, sorry. Someone upthread was saying they couldn't figure out the acronyms! Thanks ness.

So the upshot of it all is, who knows what's going on?? Sitting here making myself all sad so will get a cup of tea and do something else while I wait for Sherlock to start. :)

Thanks for the clarification ness! It sounds like a really frustrating time for you, hopefully you'll get some answers soon!
I wish I could poas this week!

juniper do you have any idea what your lp is? if not I'd say test after cd34 ie 14 day lp. did u say your spotting now at CD 28? that could be implantation bleeding

Thanks lil, no spotting yet, would expect to if normal cycle and ERTD coming Tuesday. Will try to calm down and hang on til if cd34 rolls round! Fingers crossed.

Waiting, waiting, waiting! I know she's coming, I know it... But where is she?

Didn't get bacon but had a hot cross bun.

Hi ladies,

Would love to join in! Am far too lazy to deal with all the charting etc... Am on cycle 1, AF due about 25 Jan. I had my copper coil out in mid Dec, AF arrived 29 December which was a bit early (26 day cycle rather than usual 28/29 days). So I should be ovulating about now (CD16) - have the usual symptoms of slight cramps, sore boobs, water retention but no CM which is a bit weird. So we're cracking on with DTD and I guess we'll find out 2 weeks if it worked!

Has anyone read Expecting Better? I recommend it.

Hi gennz! Sounds like we are on a similar cycle as I am next due on 25th.

Fingers crossed for you mrsb !

I've never been super clucky (I'm 32) but the moment I took the IUD out I was like a woman on a mission - I tried to ban DH from going for a run yesterday as he needed to conserve his energy for shagging

Haha thats awesome gennz never heard that before! Luckily mine has been sat on his toosh playing xbox all day... plenty of energy for dtd!