It is a fact universally acknowledged that a woman in her thirties in possession of a ticking biological clock MUST be in want of a baybee.

[ArielThePiraticalMermaid]

The former thread proved full of sadness and most vexatious disappointments, wherefore we know not :(. Therefore the BESH will be donning their empire dresses and enlisting the assistance of Captain Wentworth and his admirable breeches and Mr Darcy smouldering damply in his transparent white shirt both of whom with their pleasing countenances and sound judgements and enormous fortunes, in short both of whom are everything a young man ought to be in the expectation that happier times may be ahead for the BESH.

Tearing = twatting

That's a very cute stoat. (Now there's a phrase I never thought I would type...)

The cake thread is funny. :)

Lovely stoat.

I just went on face babybook. Shouldn't have. Sad now.

Baybee showers are the work of the devil.

moll :( Crackbook is the work of the devil. I was surprisingly and irrationally sad that the wife of the FWB I stopped seeing when I started seeing HWCA had a baby a few weeks ago. Almost everyone on my newsfeed has babies now.

Further to the procrastination discussion from earlier - I am so lazy I am actually putting off going to bed

Can the plaice of procrastination be cooked please? I am too bloody cold for cold fish. Cap'n is your abode of a tolerable temperature?

How do you do those little question marks?

My abode is super-cosy thanks Twink, though I'm not in it right now - on my way home from work.

Hest - who does little question marks? Was it me? I just tried to put a clever crown emoticon in from my phone, but might have broken the post..

It as after you said "shiny crown"

PS have sent you an intriguing PM

I saw the little question marks too, chum.

That princess thing is pukesome.

Well now I am intrigued by the PM too, and I don't even know what's in it.

Good heavens moll. At this hour, unchaperoned?

norf I would love to post the whole invite on the FWR boards and watch them melt under the strain of feminist fury, but I resisted.

Twink, I frequently distort myself unchaperoned in the night hours. I am of a scandalous mien.

The question marks were an accidental by-product of what is actually supposed to be a picture f a shiny crown.

DisPORT
I am not a contortionist..

Shiny crown sounds rude. I think moll may be a little fast.

I peed on a fiver this morning, just to encourage this stupid spotting to turn into proper droid. It was obvs negative. I'm hoping it will be considered a suitable sacrifice to the contrary gods of infertility.

Has anyone seen Merkin lately? Is she off gallivanting with Darcy somewhere?

Not seen merk in a while. moll I am pleased to see you made it home from work. Manys a catastrophe could befall a lady after sunset. Tis a shame your station has fallen so far as to reduce you to toiling. In which circles are you employed? Something respectable for a lady I hope. And fuck the droid for dicking you about. And fuck my apparently useless ovaries, my blood test on Monday was below the ovulation limit. But at least I can do the chlamydia swabs myself instead of having the nurse jab sticks up my foof.

Heh. I love the style change in that last post. From Austen to the gutter in a few short sentences.

What level was your prog, twink?

I can't believe that we have nearly filled another thread! We do chat a lot.

I love those Cambridge satchels but don't think I am cool enough to carry one off. I think if I carried one, I would give off the air of "briefcase vvanker" like the kid in The Inbetweeners.

I want to know where my egg has gone. I'm on CD 17. Usually ov 14-16. Not sure what is going on post-mc. Part of me wants to ov asap, so I know that things are getting back to normal, but in terms of the next IVF cycle, my period being late by a week or two would not be a bad thing as I am away when I would have oved under normal circs, so we might be able to do our second IVF in April, rather than May, if the clinic will let us.

Twinks, Euro, how vexing for both of you. I hope your ovaries desist with their slovenly behaviour forthwith.

Twinks, I am employed in the Theatre! It is hardly a reputable profession for a young maiden hag but I do so love the life of the travelling player administrator/writer..

Oooo, The Theatre. Met/know anyone famous?