It is a fact universally acknowledged that a woman in her thirties in possession of a ticking biological clock MUST be in want of a baybee.

[ArielThePiraticalMermaid]

The former thread proved full of sadness and most vexatious disappointments, wherefore we know not :(. Therefore the BESH will be donning their empire dresses and enlisting the assistance of Captain Wentworth and his admirable breeches and Mr Darcy smouldering damply in his transparent white shirt both of whom with their pleasing countenances and sound judgements and enormous fortunes, in short both of whom are everything a young man ought to be in the expectation that happier times may be ahead for the BESH.

60 inch tv?

How common.

Bugger, witticisms are out of the window for the next fred. Strictly back to basics.

Yep bugs bluntness is ideal for the next fred. Fill yer boots, as they say.

All my books are now in my library I have an alarmingly large pile to go to the charity shop, and there is still not enough shelf space for the books I'm keeping Fortunately, IKEA do single shelves, so a couple of those and another small bookcase should see me right :)

And yes, blunt back-to-basics fred seems like a good plan. We can do a Star Trek fred to cover 17th May when Into Darkness is released. "I'm giving her all she's got, Captain!" sounds pretty TTC-appropriate to me...

Yep, bugs. Lesbo-violence and fish and paint charts and stuff. What other stuff has fallen by the wayside? We need an ancient ESHly crone to advise.

Daniel Craig.

and Richard Armitage.

cigaring.

Was there something about a Palais once upon a time?

We also haven't used The Pit for a while.

What's cigaring? And The Pit? I'm most intrigued..

The Pit is where the BESH go to wallow. We usually bung a few toddler penguins and naked men in for comfort.

Cigaring is a method of checking for early droid signs using a rolled up bit of toilet roll

Don't forget the butterdish (in anticipation of someone dropping one soon.)

dor do you know something we don't?

Nope. Not that I know of anyway.

Don't know where the Palais came from. Gin Palais maybe? We need Ginhag to advise.

Absolutely back to basics. This sounds fun!

Don't forget the lesboerotic violence....

Small flat. We need to get rid before it is shown to potential buyers as it looks ridiculous. However, we have a very large living room....

Back to basics sounds good. And I think we need a blunt fred title to scare off the insensitive twunts.

Eg: "Fortress of BESH. If you don't know what that means, there's nothing in here for you."

I'm feeling right curmudgeonly today. I could write some proper lary thread titles just now.

Good morning BESH. Only 3 more days till we break up for Easter. Only 3 more days...

Isn't there something about snorting babydust? Was that a thing?

Suggestion for a new fred name:

The BESH Old Skool Palais. If you're name's not down, you're not coming in

Yes, snorting babydust through rolled up £50 notes (because we have loads of money as we don't have children!?)

Frank am loving the title. Do it.

SSG posted our scan pic last night on Facecrack. Sorry if it offended anyone - he doesn't know the way of the ESH...

I don't actually mind one scan picture. I especially don't mind an ESH scan picture. However that's academic jeff as SSG hasn't tagged you in it so as far as I can tell, it's not visible to me.