F$$k sh$t b$$$$cks fastasleep is a grade A idiot.

[fastasleep]

The last week I've been frantically working out my AF dates over the last 4 months (only had 4 since dd) and it would appear that I'm 8 days late now...

and we had a little 'accident' at my parents, but only one and I thought it would've been after I ovulated anyway... but here I am sat here like an idiot with my morning pee in the effing fridge..

And this isn't the first time? Where's the wet kipper brigade I need a slapping!

Don't want to be don't want 3 under 3 and a breastpump for two babies pleeeeeeeeeeeeeease...

(going to the shop at about 11, have to feed big one and express for small one)

The question mark sneaked in there after first time!

erm, why's your wee in the fridge?

Ohhhhhhhhhhhh FA!

Nothing useful other than ohhhhhhhhhhhh to add - but ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

x x x

So I can get the most accurate test lol... it goes 'off' if you leave it too long... oh god I know too much.

Because she needs to go out and buy a wee on a stick ?

She has the wee all that is missing is the stick.

I knew it you see, being the class clown means people just laugh at me when I'm upset

did someone say they needed slapping with a kipper? that's my forte, don't you know?!

Come on then MTPW

Anyway had better feed children etc or I'll never get to the shop...

fingers and everything else crossed for you, even though that means i'm walking funny! xx

Oh dear FA!! Watching this thread!! [hugs]

oppps.

eh up FA - let us know what happens....

uh oh..... Good luck with failing your test.

Well? Do you have a stick yet?

we need answers!

Oh no ... fingers crossed for you, FA.

xx

Going to the shop soon, lol still attached to breastpump..

am sure it's stress really. So only going to buy cheapo Superdrug test..

la la la

Oh dear fastasleep, wishing you the result you want.

Let us all know!

Are you rationalising your denial??? Just kidding. How long does wee keep in the fridge? Will you get a false negative if it is in there too long?

I am so getting depo provera or whatever

twas -

but..where's my period?!

There was a moment when I thought I saw a faint line but that was just my brain I think...

Good news, FA ... get thyself down to the GP for depo tomorrow!

...No I'm scared of it!

good news pet. you don't want to provide more nappies for parental burning

This contraceptive usually disrupts the menstrual cycle. It may cause irregular bleeding or spotting, heavy or prolonged bleeding, or your menstrual bleeds to stop alltogether. If you experience menstrual bleeding that is heavy or prolonged should inform your doctor.

There is a tendency for women to put on weight while on Depo Provera. Ask your doctor for more information.

And I have migraines and it says not to take it with those..