Bring on New Year Bfp's, it's Just Shagging thread 13!

[DingDongBelle]

Couldn't stand a Fred with only a couple of posts left so I filled it up!

Here is the 13th installation of the Just Shagging saga. If you're a bit lazy relaxed in your approach to getting upduffed, come over here for a natter!

Fred rules;

1. Thou shalt shag as much as humanly possible in order to get upduffed.
2. Thou shalt not partake of OPKs, temping, or charting.
3. Thou shalt keep symptom spotting to a minimum.
4. Thou shalt share and with your fredmates where needed.

JSing lingo;

ERTD = Evil Red Tide of Dooooooommmmmmm. Or AF to most others.

Pant snot = Egg white cervical mucus.

Doing a kitten = Getting upduffed soon after joining (warning: may induce in other posters).

Viroid = This is you, dear poster. This is from the first JS thread when someone tried to type 'ladies' and it autocorrected to 'Viroids' - so there you go!

POAS = Pee On A Stick (of the pregnancy detecting kind, not from a tree). Also known as PIAR (Pee In A Ramekin - cos we're posh birds innit). Or PIATLH (Tea light holder) PIAWG (Wine glass) or anything else you care to pee in!

Shagging like something = JSing like a teenage nymphomaniac.

Giving a hooya = Giving a much needed slap to a fellow poster in danger of slipping into ttc obsession.

Contraband = Of COURSE none of us EVER partake of any silly opk's or temp charting. They are Contraband

The link to Part 12 is HERE

The link to the latest grads thread is HERE

Happy shagging shaggers

Sorry - just been cross-posting Addicted. Well I think, if they could afford it once . . . Are they first time buyers or are they in a chain or anything do you know?

Addicted Call bullshit and ask what they've spent that other £2500 in, if they had it before then they should have it now. A £15000 drop in price is more than enough. Tight gits.

My dog is following me round like I'm made of steak. I'm trying not to interpret it as a sign.

Yep yep - what Andie said!

Hahaha. I love Andies response. That's pretty much what I wanted to say but I think I pussy footed around.
I'm laughing at the dog thinking you're steak too, and I'm also thinking that if I didn't have all of my symptoms before ov I'd be thinking too.

thankyou ladies for the stright talking. I've dedided to not say anything to our agents until monday when the couple will have already looked round, then stand our ground at 142500. we've dropped so much already and we have alittle bit of time to find new buyers, so I will get tough and call their bluff.

thank you so much for listening and giving me the kick I needed!

Good move addicted!
At least they might worry that someone else could look around over the weekend too! (I'd also say there's no harm in telling them you have a couple or two lined up to look around, when they come;)) just puts a bit of pressure on. Good luck!

Well DP is out at football... I still feel like shit soup and ill prob cry at one born every minute in a little bit. :-/
But still, at least ill be eating Xmas biscuits and drinking lovely hot choc. ;)

Hello all to hear all the crap your going through all addicted, hope you get the offer you deserve.

Good news from me, dh has returned after being away for 4 days JS can now continue.

addicted I think I agree with the others. You hold your ground.

Now, how to drag DH away from the TV to get him upstairs for some JS?

Melody....when u master that trick, let me know how yeh??!!

I've got him to bed but now he's fiddling on his iPad!

That's a lot of catching up to do.

Well ERTD is due on Friday but doesn't feel the way it normally does a few days before so fx I get to POAS this month.

I'm hoping it is this month because, I will then have time to have the baby and comfortably loose the weight in time for my wedding next May

Melody I feel your pain, that happens in my house every night, I lie there and huff until he gets the message.lol.

DP is currently playing Halo4 online with his cousin so I can hear half a conversation, he cousin's voice crackling through the headset and the noise of alien battle from the TV while I'm trying to read my book. Knowing his cousin can hear me makes announcing "I'm going to bed, follow me if you want sex" or "take me, I'm fertile" quite difficult.lol

Tuddles, fx for you!!

Omg melody, its like you actually live in my house!! Lol. I have this issue, altho I confiscate the iPad (bcos its mine!) and he just faffs about on his fone.
Having said that, I'm not actually bothered right now due to existing shitty flu.

Oh andie I hold your posts entirely responsible for inducing two separate coughing fits today....it's just what happens after I've laughed out loud. My chest feels like its been sat on by a rhino.
My DP isn't into halo and doesn't play online, but he does like it when I get involved with the odd 'shoot him' 'he's behind you' comment. Needless to say If I get fed up, I forget to alert him to any approaching 'baddies' lol.
And the iPad/phone faffing is one of my pet hates. Plenty of huffing and rolling over with the duvet dramatically in this house!!

Andie I find the easiest way to distract DH away from ps3/Xbox is to go for a shower then come downstairs and start putting body lotion on while just wrapped in a hand towel, all of a sudden his character dies or he finally manages to find a save point

Cookie glad he's home - let the JSing commence!!

Addicted it sounds like your new buyer really wants the house, yay! I suppose you have to weigh up the options as best as you can, if they won't budge on the extra you may lose the sale but if they want it badly enough they will just go for it. It sounds like they got annoyed by the bidding war that happened!

Bear I've bought that book, not started reading yet tho - glad you've got some tips from it already.

I've had stupid vomiting bug for the last 2 days - lovely start to the new year [grr] No idea when I ovulate but according to pink pad it was NYE - last time we DTD was 30th Dec so may have been in time but if I ov later than average then I'm screwed not in the way I want to be and will be another month wasted.

I had my wicked way with him in the end last night but I might have to try that tip next time Rockchick!

Hahah I wish that would work with my hubby Rockchick! My hubby gets tunnel vision when he's on the PS3!

Men are odd huh, I have actually had to just walk in while he is playing games and straddle him before, a women on a mission is hard to resist lol. It's not overly romantic to have to tell him the sooner you give in the sooner you can go back to playing your game.

You are brave Cleo! I get told off if I happen to walk past the tv and his character has just died...!

Rock I have previously text a picture of one leg in a stocking and never heard the XBox turn off so quickly.lol

I didn't get lucky last night. Unsurprisingly, he's just got over Norovirus and working 3 12 hour shifts in a row so I'll let him off. It's his birthday today so I'm allowing him a lie in, baking a cake and hoping he'll want birthday sex later.lol

:o

haha elektra I'm always in trouble for something, he soon gets over it once hes 'other brain' takes over lol

I am exhausted. I mean flat out knackered. I am supposed to be working today (from home) but I am still in bed capable of nothing other than mn-ing...

I had a brief burst of energy yesterday evening and cleaned the kitchen, then a double helping of dinner (delicious turkey curry DH made) and read in bed until nearly 11 - then was too hot/uncomfortable etc to get off to sleep straight away.

When DS came in to kiss me bye and go to nursery with DH, I was in the middle of a really excellent dream which I think was about to involve me getting very smoochy with Daniel Craig.

I need to sort out this sleep/energy pattern by the weekend, as I have to be in work Mon-Thurs from next week and it involves leaving the house about 7.

Hi! Can I join this thread? I'm 32, have one DS who's just over a year, been trying for 2 months, AF due on the Jan 9th. Fingers crossed for this month.

Hi CrackerJack :)

Me too Cleo! I need to figure out how to get hubby's 'other brain' to take over!

Poor you AndIfATenTonTruck I hope you get your sleep pattern sorted