The BESH Fillies Are Under Starters Orders

[CaveMum]

Welcome to the 2.30 from Mumsnet Towers. The fillies have been groomed to within an inch of their lives and are raring to go.

Late entries for the race are required to locate and fill in the BESHtionnaire so that their form can be assessed.

Bring on the stallions!

Maybe I should count myself lucky I've never met my MIL!

bugs I know it must be menkul for you. I'm praying for a sticky bean, cling on to the hope that it's only been a bit of brown sludge...

bugs just a quick one to say I am thinking of you lots and keeping literally everything crossable crossed for you. I have nothing wise to say but hoping, rather irrationally, that sheer volume of good wishes will make a difference.

Just keep breathing, bugs. One hour at a time.

Bugsy - All of you is held by all of us - only one more sleep, sweets. I prescribe GP snuggles and a junk film.

Hmmm. To the uninitiated it might look as though I just recommended cuddling up to your doctor...

In an effort to try and cheer you all up by giving you the opportunity to laugh at me, I confess that today I have succumbed to the woo

I have bought a hypnosis CD about fertility

I know I can't hypnotise myself pregnant (if only) but I think my stress levels are making things harder. As most of you have probably noticed I'm a bit of a stress head (understatement!) and tend to be "glass half empty" so I figure anything that can help me relax and destress a bit can only be a good thing.

Plus, it only cost £11

I've ordered it from Amazon so it should be here in the next few days, and in my defence it was reccomnded by another MNer on a very old thread

Yay to the woo! You could also try the woo-needles, Cavey. I do love a bit of woo (it's the theatre background) and tend to believe in the whole 'relax' theory even though it's incredibly shitty to hear people tell you that 'if you just relax it will happen'

Well I've found Paul McKenna's skinny hypnosis CD has helped me cavey and if you think it'll relax you..... Better than a spell!

Buzzwam update. They definitely hurt, you know. Not just when I grope them on the train. CD26, I think.

It'll be fertility spells off amazon next, cavewitch.

No no no no, Hypno-doda is enough for me

Virtually holding your hand Bugs, hang on in there [tries not to sound patronising]

[eyes up Norfs kidneys]

Yes, yes, hypno-doda whilst dancing around Stonehenge in your nightie, you massive woo-monger :o

with flowers in your hair and nowt on your feet

My buzzwams are shrinking and less tender. The mooncup has been sterilised.

Hola chicas.

Stick in there dor. When is scan tomorrow? I think it might be the time to indulge in some sneaky BESH hand holding. Maybe cave will cast a spell or two.

Yay and a win by 30 lenghts to norfs tenders bazookas. (is that horsey racing speak?). Fall at the first fence and appointment with a vet and a shotgun for faifes poorly behaving buzz warms

Maybe, if the superhero fred idea doesnt work out, we could go with a world of woo feem. Go on cave, you know you want to start another one

[throws bucket of horse droppings at sinky]

at humane killing of ^faif's* buzzwams!

bugs, how did you sleep?

[gives bugs a gentle squeeze]

Good luck today, hope you get the news you deserve.

I'm engaging in woo today as well, having my second lot of reflexology. It was so relaxing last time, I can't wait!

Still don't feel diffed (and sneaky POASing comes up with BFNs), and Droid is due sometime this week. Will be a bit gutted but not surprised really.

All the Best for this morning bugs. Rooting for a win!

Droid's arrived here overnight. Sad but not unexpected. When will it happen?!

:( fee I'm sorry. Definitely droid as normal, or could there be a stewards' inquiry?

Definitely, day 1 battle of the somme. Just passed the 2 year 6 month anniversary of TTC 'twas Christmas Eve babe.... but hey ho, probably better not to be diffed when they put me under.

Sorry to hear that Faith, definite cause for an appeal to the Stweards

Bugs we are all here rooting for you. Hope the scan goes well.

Does horse-racing have good luck rituals, cave?

Aren't you meant to put a goat in the stall to keep the horse calm the night before a big race?

Happy thoughts for today, Bugsy

Hey! Goats are eating my piss sticks!

Good luck bugsy