The BESH Republic Of Rulvakia

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Welcome to The BESH Republic Of Rulvakia. The national drink is of course gin, state funded to get you into a state. We have many traditions and customs, such as sechsing, swearing for the fun of it (optional) and urinating on little white sticks.
Enemy of the state is Droid, who must be heckled heartily should it put in an appearance. There is an ongoing lottery to win a baybee, being granted citizenship of The Republic is your ticket to the lottery.

As a democracy all members are entitled to put forward any customs or rules they would like and we can all adopt important but silly titles if we like. See the George Carlin sketch about hats and religion and make your own mind up about whether you would like a ceremonial hat to accompany whichever title/role you bestow upon yourself.

Newcomers should find and complete the BESHtionnaire so we can make sure you are cynical and non-fluffy enough to be granted Citizenship.

Vairy glam cavey! I like it!

Sorry this is so rough for you bugs. I hope work has been ok.

I was booked to teach at 2. Previous speaker is still going I will be complaining to the person who organised this. Can't do anything else in the mean time!

I find it funny to see what the BESH look like in RL. Luff the dress cavey!

Wow, cavemum, you look lovely. I mean like a lovely person in real life, not just beautifully dressed!

Aww we've made cavey blush! Wit woo cavey!

Well I survived being back at work. Popped to my Dad's after work and he was looking after DNephew who was very pleased to see me [grim] nice to be luffed! Sometimes he's just so funny!

Phwoar cavey! you look fabulous!

You're all extremely kind

For all you fashion-fact lovers out there this is the dress, though they don't do it in pink anymore.

Was it just a one day visit, c? Or are you there stalking Frankel every day?

I'm quite interested in Frankel now. How did he do?

He won! By a devastating 11 lengths. He was unreal [gushes] He's currently rated the best horse in the world, but people are talking now about him potentially being the best ever.

It was just a one day visit this time, I'd love to do more but you'd need plenty of stamina, plus lots of lovely outfits!

You can

People on the know are talking about his breeding career, which will most likely begin next year. Most people seem to expect him to have a fee of around £100,000 per mare

Blimey cave! how I luff having broadband so I can watch links like that
At the end it actually looked like the other horses were traveling backwards, he was going so fast! Oh and I'll have two of his horsey babies :)

If you like that one Faith, you'll love . This was at Newmarket [cough] my local track [cough] last May. At this stage, although he was unbeaten, a lot of people weren't sure of how good he might be. He simply blew them all out of the water!

Does he enjoy it cavey? is that a funny question? does he seem happy afterwards?

I believe he just loves to run. A good sign of a horse's mood is his ears - pricked forward and alert is a happy horse.
They're such big, strong creatures that if they were unhappy they could easily refuse to race, some of them do!

I imagine him squealing weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee as he runs!

He's a bit of a playboy by all accounts. I know a girl that works in his training yard and her boyfriend rides him in his day to day workouts. He's quite handy with his teeth. Frankel that is, not the boyfriend

Ooh er!

Anyone got any kind of menkul going on? Or are we all too early in cycle?

11dpo, definitely tender but nothing out of the ordinary except the bucket loads of creamy pant snot.

I have some menkul to throw into the mix - when I went to the loo on Monday night there was a bit of bright red blood when I wiped, but nothing since.I have not ovulated, according to temps, so have resolutely been ignoring it and failing

I've got to take a pregnancy test next week so that I can let the clinic know where things stand.

Both definitely worth a menkul!

cavey, did you have sechs recently at the right time for it to be implantation?

Well, I'm day 61, so out the game till droid makes an appearance!

Got letter through from clinic...cancelling appointment. Now need to wait to be triaged for the stupid questionnaire, to be allocated the correct "treatment pathway", to be sent an appointment. Sigh.

In honour of frankle and his extraordinary running, anyone fancy placing a bet on this cycle length? Or whether the metal fucker will show up pre clinic or not?

I can't guarantee a big money prize, but will share some luffly gooseberry gin with the winner.

88 days. I reckon.

Ooh, we have a starting bet! I think I'll go for the big 100 trying to forget about the 400+day cycle pre drilling

In other news, this will be the 901th post. Too early to think about next fred? I'm missing the glorious Rulvekia already..

As an aside, who knew you could get foreign type letters by holding down the keys on an iPad. May I introduce ?, ç and å

How v exciting. Êxčįtīñg I mean.