The BESH Republic Of Rulvakia

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Welcome to The BESH Republic Of Rulvakia. The national drink is of course gin, state funded to get you into a state. We have many traditions and customs, such as sechsing, swearing for the fun of it (optional) and urinating on little white sticks.
Enemy of the state is Droid, who must be heckled heartily should it put in an appearance. There is an ongoing lottery to win a baybee, being granted citizenship of The Republic is your ticket to the lottery.

As a democracy all members are entitled to put forward any customs or rules they would like and we can all adopt important but silly titles if we like. See the George Carlin sketch about hats and religion and make your own mind up about whether you would like a ceremonial hat to accompany whichever title/role you bestow upon yourself.

Newcomers should find and complete the BESHtionnaire so we can make sure you are cynical and non-fluffy enough to be granted Citizenship.

My fellow Rulvakians! Welcome to our humble abode aboard the internet. I would like to proclaim myself the title of President of Painful Feet (I wore heels for my interview which went really well, but now my feet are very cross with me). I might adjust the title to suit purposes but for now I am wearing my pretty shoes as a hat.

And I love Ambassa Dor. I'll plonk myself down with laura's lovely drinks, ta!

Oooh, new Fred! I hereby proclaim myself Lord Lieutenant for Defence of the Realm Against the Evil Droid. My ceremonial hat is fashioned from ostrich feathers and codeine. Mmmm, lovely codeine....

norf your hat looks awesome. Here, have a feather to stick in it!
lems sounds like the interview was positive then? I too have interview shoes. They kill me feet but they look good with my trouser suit, kitten heels so not too ott but not as Amy Farrah Fowler as flats!

My feet are still blistered from last week's interview shoes. Ouchy ouchy.

Any news on that?

Subject to security clearance and references, it's mine! but I am so anxious about last minute hitches, i haven't felt able to get excited and tell people yet

Eeeeeeeeeeekkk!

Yay! That's great Northey, we'll get excited for you even if you can't say in rl yet!

No don't! You'll jinx it!

I am too nervous it will fall through. I'll let you know when we can partay.

[shakes booty Beyonce-stylee in discreet celebration]

I propose the Beyonce Boothy-Shake be adopted as the national dance of Rulvakia. All those in favour?

Ooh. In favour. Am blessed with an ample bootie, so much love for Beyonce style shanking.

Can I divert from rulvakian fun? It's my wedding anniversary today. GHJ has just given me a luffley bracelet and taken me for a posh meal. At the end he told me a mutual friend is "pretty far gone pregnant". He found out months ago. He didn't tell me then because I was "a bit moody". So he told me during our anniversary meal. Right. And is now stropping because I went a bit quite and wanted to come home rather than go for another drink.

Boys. Clueless feckers.

Oh sinky how very stupid of him. I suspect, in his tiny little mind, he thought he was doing the right thing.

HWHNN did something similar over 1 of his friends. They married 2 years after we did and HWHNN found out they were expecting and decided not to tell e in case it upset me. Of course he hadn't banked on their broadcasting allovrr Facebook and me spotting a "Congratulations" comment he had written several weeks earlier

Man logic [tuts]

Men, honestly, baybee making would be a lot easier without them Well happy anniversary anyways. Here, have some gin.
Managed to sneak in the sechs before MSB's colleague came back today. No more fertile pant snot so I think we're officially back to the waiting game. Can we have a better NN for the tww? The menkul.....something? I am feeling like crap with this cold now, hopefully this is the worst of it. Really hoping I can sleep and won't be woken by any fecking alarms tonight!!!! Can't take the

What an idiot, sinky. He obviously thought he was doing the right thing though, so we have to chalk it up to baffling male difference as usual. I'm so sorry your anniversary dinner was ruined :(

Way happened to 2WOOFLing. Or TWOOFLing, or whatever it was called. Used to be the term way back when. Could resurrect that.

Oh yes....I dunno what it should for though..

Two Weeks Of Obsessive Fucking Lunacy, iirc.

In bed, but can't sleep because of potential job stress. Gah.

Oh excellent yes, let's reinstate/rejuvinate that! Window what does iirc stand for? And where is the [thicko] emotion?
norf they are formalities! No reason it shouldn't be fine! When you likely to hear?9

Fanks guys. Harrumph. Fecking preggers feckers (not you Dor). Fecking clueless husband.

On the plus side, the hissed "we will talk about this at home" hasn't materialised. Think I might have cried if he fecking tried.

But... TWOOFL sounds good. Or it will as soon as the phone recognises it so I don't have to remember how to type it...

faif - if I remember correctly.

If I Recall Correctly :o

I don't knooooow. Oh God, what if it is all snatched away, and I have to go back to being barren, jobless and stout. Howl.

Ah fanks. Have been wondering for ages....
sinky that takes me back to a row with my first grown up bf. big row in bar at burfday party where I hissed the words Well I don't want to talk about it here! had not thought of that in a long time Oh he really was a tosser!
Honestly norf, stop it! Deep breaths, go to sleeeeep zzzzzz 'Tis just a fornality....'
I too must sleep. Night BESHes!

I'll gis you a go of my hat if you like?

They'd be fools to not give you the job. Between me and lord lieutenant shred, we'll do them over if they start playing silly beggers...