BESH Cassidy and the Nekkid-dance Kid - walk like John Wayne into our Wild West saloon.

[Northey]

TTC on the frontier of polite society . Shoot outs compulsory.

New joiners will be welcomed after completing the Beshtionnaire and showing us their blazing saddle.

That LK Bennett dress is lovely! I have a coat from there. It is v flattering and lasted for years.

Oh well. I am a bit of a nervous diver anyway, so dont actually mind that too much.

Watching Frozen Planet has made me really want to try ice diving.

cavey I have nearly that dress! In black with the ruching but not the neck. I got it from a Help the Aged shop for £15 and it is my only ever charity shop bargain that was actually a bargain.

euro if you need a london based-wetsuit capable of accommodating a generous 12 you'd be welcome to borrow mine. I've used it a grand total of twice. Once flailing around hampstead ponds like a porpoise and once in the triathlon, which I did as a bet two years ago and caused me to indulge a fantasy that I was an athlete just long enough to buy said wetsuit.

I have been a total arsehole to JJ this evening. I think we are both feeling the pressure at the moment and I have said some really hurtful things and made it all worse. Tits.

Blimey, you guys have a lot of wetsuits. And LK Bennett dresses. You sexy bunch.

I'm lurking Bugs: in the office on my own today

I'm here. Only just got to work. The traffic was a complete mare this monring and the trains were up the spout too. This is not good as I was planning on a long lunch to get my hair done! Luckily, the boss is out so hopefully no one will notice.

jewels thanks for the offer! I think mine has been worn a similar number of times. I might take you up on it if me and KFZK decide we will bother diving out there. It might be a piece of luggage too far though. By the time we put our snorkel kit and hiking boots in the cases, there is not usually much space left for clothes... A wetsuit might mean spending the rest of the holiday nekkid.

I think I need a new MN name seeing as I am no long euro and feel too old to be a chick. Any ideas?

Temp is holding at 36.6, base line is 36.3 do we're still in play!
I shall pay a visit to the piss stick emporium (AKA Superdrug) during my lunch break. I shall probably pee tomorrow morning.

Euro give us some basic details (any hobbies/likes, etc) and I'm sure the Hive mind will come up with something appropriate!

I've promised HWHNN any testing will be done in his presence!

Trust me, if I had any piss sticks in the house I would have caved (boom, boom) by now!

I'd forgotten you were a legal whizz Euro, I'm now racking my brains trying to come up with a legal/diving crossover name

Where did my post go?

Sterlingsquaw is an update of eurochick. But doesn't really leap off the screen. And I can't say I'd fancy branding myself a squaw.

Will HWHNN be dipping the fateful stick? Or just safely in the next room? I do feel absurdly optimistic for you, cavelina, though am trying to rein it in, like bugs.

Affi-dive-it.

See you lot have much better imaginations than me!

@ North, no he won't be going near my pee! He'll probably still be asleep in bed when I get up at stupid o'clock to pee. As he's away during the week it only seems fair that I hold off any testing till he's at home.

Combining law and ttc, you could have PissPendens. Though that is also fairly hideous.

Oh good. Weeing in front of partners is a step too far for me.

Surely that kind of thing only goes on on [whispers] NetHuns?

[shudders at thought]

HWHNN and I have been together 10 years (anniversary next week!) and I can happily say I have never peed, pooed or vomited in front of him

I have vomited in front of boyfriend, but definitely nothing else. I did wee with a previous partner and it was the beginning of the end. I just never had sex with him again.

Oh I have wee'd in front of my husband. Doesn't bother me! Or him it would seem.