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BESH Cassidy and the Nekkid-dance Kid - walk like John Wayne into our Wild West saloon. 

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Northey · 03/02/2012 11:12

TTC on the frontier of polite society . Shoot outs compulsory.

New joiners will be welcomed after completing the Beshtionnaire and showing us their blazing saddle.

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Northey · 16/02/2012 12:35

Oh God, are you the kind of restrained person who can eat a single m&m a day?

Straw beach bags are gorgeous, but a bit scratchy on bare or sunburned skin, I find. But if you will regret not buying it then you should definitely go back and do so. I am still mourning the last green and white striped Toast skirt in the sale about 5 years ago. Why didn't I just buy it? Why?

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PhoenixFromTheFlames · 16/02/2012 12:47

Toast skirt?!
I got a great accessorize beach bag as a present that lasted years.

eurochick · 16/02/2012 13:23

Judge me? I leave my judging for AIBU. I agree that if you are regretting it, you should get it.

We are just in the process of booking our holiday. There is no way my @rse is going to fit into my size 8 wetsuit (I am, and have always been a 10-12. It was in the sale. It is a tight squeeze normally but at the end of winter and on steroids? Meh.) My bikinis are years old but I don't think I can face bikini shopping at the moment.

eurochick · 16/02/2012 13:24

There should have been a comma in there. I am not questioning whether you should judge me!

CaveMum · 16/02/2012 14:04

Sorry all, I shall not be passing any pee stick emporiums until tomorrow lunchtime. Plus I don't like testing if HWHNN is not about, so if when I cave, I'll not test till Saturday anyway.

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Northey · 16/02/2012 14:12

A skirt from Toast, not made out of toast, phee. If that is what you meant!

Are you going diving, euro? Where?? If you don't want to buy a new one, and I happen to be in London before you go, you would be v welcome to borrow mine, if a size 14 shortie is any good (though I can't imagine winter has made you put on enough to send you up a whole dress size).

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CaveMum · 16/02/2012 16:02

Ok, some menkul for you all: I'm having hot and cold flushes! I e

CaveMum · 16/02/2012 16:04

Arrghh! Stupid phone!

Anyway, I woke up this morning feeling a bit sweaty, but though nothing of it. However 3 times do far today I have felt really hot. I'm not sweating, but I feel like I'm in a really hot, stuffy room. I'm now starting to get cold as well, proper shivering cold!

None of this is "normal" for me pre-droid.

Assault me with your finest fish based products please!

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Northey · 16/02/2012 17:28
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eurochick · 16/02/2012 17:41

Heh@Norfy!

Hopefully Belize. I haven't dived for a couple of years though so I have to decide if I can be @rsed to redo my quals and jam my fat @rse into my wetsuit . I might just stick to snorkelling...

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Northey · 16/02/2012 17:47

Oh shit, do you have to redo your quals if you haven't dived for a while? It's prob about two years for me as well. Bugger. Though I am not actually all that fussed. Snorkelling is a lot less hassle.

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BuggerlugsTheFirst · 16/02/2012 17:53

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CaveMum · 16/02/2012 18:16

You'd think that changing rooms would have soft, flattering lighting so that we feel great and buy more clothes! How many times have we not bought something because the lighting makes us look crap?

[thats my excuse at least, it's the lighting!]

PhoenixFromTheFlames · 16/02/2012 20:16

Hmm at euro 's suggestion that her arse in fat if she is size 10/12....
What shop is Toast? Never heard of it.....
definitely menkul. But it's ok. Have you tried the New Look changing rooms with the natural daylight button? Super weird.
I iz knackered! Can't wait til tomorrow afternoon when I can walk away from doing someone else's job!

BuggerlugsTheFirst · 16/02/2012 20:45

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PhoenixFromTheFlames · 16/02/2012 21:01

bugs I'm the same. MSB laughed at me a while back. I was smiling to myself...while cleaning the car! :)

BuggerlugsTheFirst · 16/02/2012 21:05

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PhoenixFromTheFlames · 16/02/2012 21:13

Oh my car is a mobile dustbin! I clean it about every two months if it's lucky I just luff it when it is clean :) gives me a glowy moment each time I get in it for days.

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Northey · 16/02/2012 21:38

www.toast.co.uk/ unnecessarily expensive yet somehow weirldly seductive loveliness.

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CaveMum · 16/02/2012 21:49

He he, and here was me thinking "toast" was a mis-typing of "Coast".

Right now I'm coveting much of the LK Bennett range. I bought a few dresses from there last autumn to wear to important business functions and I luff them. They make me look all curvy and sechsy like, but clarsy obv!

I have this dress in magenta, but if I had the money (which I don't!) I'd buy one in every colour! It's just so flattering!

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Northey · 16/02/2012 21:52

I do like the ruching on that, cavemum.

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blonderthanred · 16/02/2012 21:56

Luffly frock, Cavey. Excellent neckline detail.

CaveMum · 16/02/2012 22:00
Grin

If I'm not diffed I may well buy another one on the credit card as a consolation present Wink

blonderthanred · 16/02/2012 22:05

I recently discovered Oliver Bonas which caused me to be scoffed at by a colleague, apparently I am well behind the times. Super prints though.

eurochick · 16/02/2012 22:11

Fee it's wobbly and tries to escape from my jeans at the moment! Ergo, it is fat! I think even my cellulite has cellulite. I have just had a really good session at the gym though. A few more of those and I might be bikini ready. Which is good as holiday is soon!

blond there is an Oliver Bonas right by my office. I quite like their stuff but the quality isn't great.

Norfy yes, you have to do a refresher if you haven't dived in a while (I think over a year?). I'm not sure if they will make you do more than the refresher if it has been a few years. I think the most famous dive site out there will be out for us anyway as you need the Advanced Qual as the interesting stuff is pretty deep, and we only have the standard one.