Wizard are playing and the tinsel is up. Come into the BESHmas office party for some inappropriate photocopying and brief, regretful relationships!

[AriesWithBellsOn]

Evening BESHes! Don your tinsel and Christmas tree earrings and dance into my office for some rocking around the Christmas Tree. First one to snog Brett from Accounts wins a glass of warm Country Manor and some Christmas snacks. May we getting SWI over the Festive Season and announce our wins in the New Year

In you come! Festive newcomers welcome - just search for and fill in the BESHtionnaire and submit for approval.

I have been shopping and survived!

Lovin' the Olympic baybees Pole.

Jubilee baybees too Northey [frgin]

[channels Del Boy] This time next year....

Yes, cavey! People will envy us our Jubilee Olympic baybees. We weight even get naff free shit for having them then.

Why do clients always start threatening to kill themselves and other people at really inconvenient times?

Yes bring on 2012. Olympic jubilee baybees.
Clients are obviously rather selfish dor, sort em out.
Congratulations on surviving the shops boo, sounds like a typical male I've done the shopping means different things to men and women. At you know you're sorted.
I feel rubbish today. Droid pain is baaaaad and I am very maudlin about everything. Happy 2 year anniversary of ttc tomorrow. Officially 2 years, I think 24 cycles but I lost count. Anyhow MSB is out drinking beer so I've bought pamper stuff, I'm gonna sort my skin out and do my nails. Nice cherry Christmassey red

Sounds stressful. Are you a nurse, or did I imagine that?

Oh yes, we are ttc twins, faithy, as you know! So happy sechsing anniversary. Two years... I wonder how many pints of spunk that is.

And how much sperm friendly lube?

How much money have we spent poley?!
I believe dor is a social worker.

:)

How many thrusts, do you reckon? (eurgh)

God, money on pre-seed, money on syringes (for me with my fondness for turkey basting), money on metformin, money on nice pants. On the other hand, the eternal diet may have meant a bit of money saved on food.

Doesn't bear thinking about....do you know, I could tell you how many times we've had the sechs in the last year....I won't add it up. It's probably quite a pitiful amount,

Money on co-codamol, heat patches, tests for crying out loud!

I could too, with my thrilling sechs tracker app!

Oh yes, money spent on apps.

Tubs of folic acid or conception multivitamins.

I have scraped some savings together for when we do win a baybee too though....I've saved £250

Am drinking M&S mojito-in-a-can (clarsy) on the train and feelin really quite horny as a result. Sadly by the time we arrive I will have passed from horny to sleepy, so the funsechs moment will have been missed.

Yup I am a Social Worker - working with drug users. It's a laugh a minute.

I'm sat at home on the laptop, MN-ing when I should be writing my Anatomy and Physiology Assignment. HWHNN has gone out for the evening with his friends, including his "best mate" who I really don't get on with. I am perfectly nice to the guy when I see him but he just makes my skin crawl. He IS David Brent - he's even grown the goatee since I last saw him.

It's strange, I am a very easy going person normally, but something about him just winds me up! He doesn't like me very much either, I'm pretty sure he thinks I stole HWHNN away from him!

Hello lovely laydees! Sorry I've been away for so long. George in IT has had me cornered in the copy room for ages (think I might even have a few love bites...)

A fred full of Jubilee/Olympic bambinos sounds good to me. Keep your fingers crossed that I can convince TOM to resume ttc. Counting down the days til our 'big talk'...only 68 more to go. Have already stocked up on Pre-Seed and piss sticks. Can't wait to be back among the ranks.

Happy Belated bday Dory - love the new name change.

Mucho kisses sur la toe-de-mistle to all - with extra slobbery smooches to MBoo, Faithy, Buggery, Dor, Sunny, Rie, Cavelina, Moley and Northy and everyone else...I know I'm forgetting to include names here. Oh hell, big slobbery kisses for anyone who will let me get near them with my newly re-applied bright red lippy!

Merry BESHmas, y'all!

Merry BESHmasn indeed.

As I am not pregnant (bah, wailing, gnashing of teeth etc etc) I am going to go and drink wine whilst I lie in a bath with a nice Lush bath bomb in it.

Obviously I would rather be pregnant, but one can't have everything.

laura! Hope you're back from, umm, freelancing soon, and based at the branch again. Do you think you'll win round TOM?

Have you had a nice birthday, on balance?

LP !!!!!! you ok lover?

Blimey Dor that's a job & a half. Massive respect.

I've had a lovely day. Went out last night, had lots of fun. No hangover. Been to see one a friend today for lunch and her 2 DD's put on a dance show for me. They are adorable. Having a night in with SSG. All in all I am very happy. Bring on the Olympic baybee wins!

My birthday has been a bit shit but I am surviving - off out for dinner with my parents, The Lovely Mister and my Sister and Wanker-in-law.

My job is ok, apart from the miserable little bints who get pregnant when they are drinking litres and litres of cider and banging up opiates. Other than that I love my job... then I want to batter them for just being able to get pregnant when I can't!

If I have a baby win I will call it Mo Farrah Tom Daly Rebecca Adlington Olympia.