Wizard are playing and the tinsel is up. Come into the BESHmas office party for some inappropriate photocopying and brief, regretful relationships!

[AriesWithBellsOn]

Evening BESHes! Don your tinsel and Christmas tree earrings and dance into my office for some rocking around the Christmas Tree. First one to snog Brett from Accounts wins a glass of warm Country Manor and some Christmas snacks. May we getting SWI over the Festive Season and announce our wins in the New Year

In you come! Festive newcomers welcome - just search for and fill in the BESHtionnaire and submit for approval.

And the first Christmas faux pas is a massive putting foot in it due to Fred reciprocation.

Festive Fred Rie. Nice!

[gives bugs a snog] There, all better? Just a shame you lost your BESH Fred-ginity in such a fleeting encounter

So, I say again, for the luff of the little baybee Jeebus please don't ever leave us fredless like that again!!!

Well done Rie [pinches arse]

Now, where's that photocopier....

Good god that was quick. I just came out of Dermot's my dressing room,and everyone had gone!

Oooooh, have just spotted Tim from Accounts is lurking near the mistletoe,back in a bit.

Sorry Bugs. I got into town and read the remainder of the old one without checking if anyone had started a new one, just went ahead and did it anyway. It's all the excitement you see - I have my own works do tonight.

"Rolls out blowy thing"? Wahey! MrA's on a promise!

What are rolly out blowy things called then?

Noise makers ain't they??

And "reciprocation" was entirely the wrong word - I see that now. I meant duplication

Yay for drunken BESHmas festivities!

I'm going out and getting shitfaced

Sorry, but there just wasn't enough mistletoe.

Loves the new Fred RieRue!

Sorry for the Fred fail, Buggery

Who should we cast as our sexy Santa? I certainly wouldn't mind sitting on B. Cumber-what-ever. And I've been a very, very good girl...

We knew what you meant Rie [pats reassuringly on head]. They both ended in "cation" at least

Right, Tesco here I come - for weekly "Big Shop", not more wee stick pur-chasing.

I'm up for a RL drink, too. Might have to open the fancy bottle of wine I was given this week (by a man who apparently hosted a super lush soirée last year that Tatler voted Best House Party of 2010.) Too bad I don't read Tatler or keep up with the aristocracy. But I bet it will be a good drink...

Bottoms up, laydees!

Don't buy Tesco's pee sticks

I have got terrible wind. I am repulsing myself. Must be a new lactose intolerance thingy.

I'd need someone with a rather more substantial knee than Benedict Cumbergain.

Um....Aragorn?

I have bought some Bright Red Tights. What can I wear them with?

Just the Bright Red Tights.

Riiiiiiight. Well it's a lovely suggestion, but I might need to accessorise