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When's the best time to get pregnant? Use our interactive ovulation calculator to work out when you're most fertile and most likely to conceive.

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The BESH Factor. We're not on a journey or finding ourselves. We just want to win!

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InTheSunshine · 19/11/2011 23:57

Join us. Not just Saturday nights but every night for fun filled 30 something TTC. Drumroll pliz. Bring out some sexy dancers. We're ready to sing for a win.

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MadameBoo · 08/12/2011 17:33

Laura Waiting is so bloody buggering hard. I remember it took me a year to convince MrBoo to try to make baybees with me, then when we agreed to start trying he had one of his bouts of depression and he didn't want to do the sechs. I was desperate to get going once he'd agreed because as I'd already had two miscarriages in the past I wasn't altogther hopeful.

HaveYourselfAFaithyChristmas · 08/12/2011 17:43

moley you know me too well! Aah that's better.
I was right. My Dad cooked toast under the Fecking fire alarm exactly the same beeps. I went menkul.
I agree euro sometimes you just have to...exist. survive

MadameBoo · 08/12/2011 17:50

Just don't tell that PollyPoo, Faithhopeandcharity, she's a bit possessive of HugeAction

MadameBoo · 08/12/2011 17:50

*top

MadameBoo · 08/12/2011 17:53

It's far to early to be WOOFling right? I'm on CD14 and am bloody convinced I'm diffed. Someone give me good talking to will you?

AriesWithBellsOn · 08/12/2011 17:59

You may well be, you may well be...

AriesWithBellsOn · 08/12/2011 18:00

I'm on CD 21 and I'm convinced I'm not.

Anyone in Scotland or Northern Ireland?

MadameBoo · 08/12/2011 18:16

Ocky is but she's all ok.

I feel like this quite often mid-cycle. I'm probably ovulating. I haven't used the CBFM this month because I wanted to spend the piss stick money on Christmas presents. I'll get some when I get paid after Christmas.

Itwasonastarrymole · 08/12/2011 18:24

Did you do the 'Sechs'boo? [winks] My keyboard is running about ften seconds behind itself. The words appear by themselves after I've typed them, its like a low budget haunted laptop snuff film.Any techno genius able to help?

MadameBoo · 08/12/2011 18:27

Check your hard drive - is it maga full? Or is your puter downloading updates in the background?

Haven't done the sechs yet - MrBoo just got back and then I've got body balance. Might run a bath when I get back and seduce him when I'm less sweaty. Or just bend over the lounge and tell him to get on with it a la racehorse.

MadameBoo · 08/12/2011 18:28

By the way - I belly laughed at Pone stripping at the Benefit counter :o .

MadameBoo · 08/12/2011 21:53

I broke the fred :(

HaveUrselfAFaithyChristmasBaby · 08/12/2011 21:56

moley I agree it sounds like your hard drive is overwhelmed. See what you can.delete...you'll be amazed at the amount of crap that accumulates.
I just realised the cleaning people have been through everything and have therefore discovered in the bedroom oh the shame sperm friendly lube, non sperm friendly lube, TCOYF, Sizzling sex book and a hen.do gift! Tickle His Pickle! Xmas Grin . In the bathroom, ramekin to pee into for poas purpose, a cbd, sterile pot and syringe Xmas Blush . I iz sure they have seen a lot kinkier worse but I feel like they know all our secrets now...
I am cd... 12 and randy as anything. Lefty will be laying an egg this month I feel.

Itwasonastarrymole · 08/12/2011 22:01

Hey Boo, You ooooooooowned that girl. You wanna get packing that little old case of yours and get your butt over to the finaaaaaaal.

Itwasonastarrymole · 08/12/2011 22:02
Itwasonastarrymole · 08/12/2011 22:06

Has anyone watched without you tonight?Got it on on 1tv+ 1. Dialogue starts with
her: don't be late tonight will you, it's day 13
him: oh my god call the ovulation police
her: shuddup, we've got to have sex again

Not a conversation I've heard often on t'telly!.(he's about to kark it though, so I don't think she's going to get hers)

Itwasonastarrymole · 08/12/2011 22:07

Nut Clusters.

FrostytheSunshine · 08/12/2011 22:18

I heard the beginning of it Mole but SSG quickly changed programme to watch Kevin McCloud. Now, our Kevin is super fertile because on every decking episode of GD someone gets diffed. It's all down to him. Oh yes.

Boo lovvvvvvving what you did with that, you really put your own spin on it. Did you do The Sechs yet?

Do you know what hags? I am exhausted. I cannot wait for next Thursday when I finish work for 2 weeks. Also the FC appointment is looming

SantasCave · 08/12/2011 22:25

I don't watch X-Factor so can't do a judges critique. I can however give you a big old SEVEN in a Len Goodman-stylee!

Droid Watch latest: bugger all. Cramps have returned in the last hour, so we'll see what the morning brings.

SantasCave · 08/12/2011 22:27

[palm to forehead]

The Strictly/X-Factor reference was for Boo obviously Xmas Hmm

Itwasonastarrymole · 08/12/2011 22:30
MadameBoo · 08/12/2011 22:33

Severn! :o

Sunny We didn't do it. I've got a bath running and I'm going to cut and paint my toenails. I'm going to a burlesque themed party tomorrow night and I'm wearing a waspie so we'll save it for tomorrow when I'm feeling all sechsy and hope it's not too late. We've done it twice already this month

Starry I am really, properly, truly impressed that you can play True Colours. Next time there's an ESHmeet I'm totally doing that with you after several gins. (I'll drink yours for you).

Huge sympathies for the cleaners finding all your secret ttc stash Faith :(

Itwasonastarrymole · 08/12/2011 22:34
MadameBoo · 08/12/2011 22:40

Good cramps?

Itwasonastarrymole · 08/12/2011 22:49

Oh yeah- I was just trying to fuel the menkal, old styleee.

faith totally missed stash gate. Am intrigued by 'Tickle His Pickle'.....