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The BESH Factor. We're not on a journey or finding ourselves. We just want to win!

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InTheSunshine · 19/11/2011 23:57

Join us. Not just Saturday nights but every night for fun filled 30 something TTC. Drumroll pliz. Bring out some sexy dancers. We're ready to sing for a win.

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MadameBoo · 08/12/2011 22:56

Yes, plz to explain...

SantasCave · 08/12/2011 23:00

Cheers moley. Say no more [taps finger on side of nose] Xmas Wink

Right, beddie-bies time for moi.

eurochick · 08/12/2011 23:11

Heh@the discovery of Faith's secret stash. They are probably puzzling over the kinky uses to which a large turkey basting syringe and some of the other paraphernalia could be put!

I've just been to see Rock of Ages. I now feel ready for X Factor Rock Week.

AlpinePony · 09/12/2011 06:05
NortheyPole · 09/12/2011 06:16

Is cavey weeing this morning?

AlpinePony · 09/12/2011 06:25

She alluded to 'might' if nothing had appeared following her cramps.

HaveUrselfAFaithyChristmasBaby · 09/12/2011 06:47

improve your penis iq! As I say, hen do gift. Good though. Got good feedback Xmas Wink
I am luffing all the music. I can play Can't smile without you on guitar. Shall I do that for our upcoming rock week?! Xmas Grin
CAVEY what news my friend?

FrostytheSunshine · 09/12/2011 07:45
HaveUrselfAFaithyChristmasBaby · 09/12/2011 07:51

Why oh why?! Would I chose to stalk my ex? According to his Facebook profile picture he is a foetus.... ok so really I can only assume his wife is expecting their second child

HaveUrselfAFaithyChristmasBaby · 09/12/2011 07:52

Oh to clarify I have no regrets I just feel annoyed that they got married 6 months before us and have one and a half baybees when we are still without,

AuntieDoris · 09/12/2011 08:08

I stalk my ex too and they are with child as well. It still royally fucks me off. Partly because I think they are both slightly inbred and I am not sure it will do the gene pool any good!

SantasCave · 09/12/2011 08:13

Morning all, sorry for being late.

No wearing this morning, but on the upside no droid either. I was utterly convinced it would be in residence this morning as when I woke up I had "that" feeling (you know, the one where you think "shit, I need to get to a loo quick".

Now the intention is to wee tomorrow morning. Would you ladies be so kind as to recommend me a good brand of weeing sticks as I decided not to keep any in the house coz I'd have wee'd on them by now. My shopping options are Tesco, Boots and Superdrug.

HaveUrselfAFaithyChristmasBaby · 09/12/2011 08:14

He's producing ginger babies left, right and centre. I should just not look.....
So what are the BESH up to today? I'm off to watch my nephew be a star in his playgroup nativity Xmas Smile nice to have something to look forward to. And then meet the loss adjustor later which I'm not looking forward to so much but at least it will be over and done with

SantasCave · 09/12/2011 08:14

Ahem, no "weeing" this morning. I am obviously wearing stuff (dressing gown) - don't want to frighten the neighbours!

HaveUrselfAFaithyChristmasBaby · 09/12/2011 08:16

X posts! Ooh cavey... I think Superdrug would be the best choice from that lot. The dye is purple and easier to see, they are meant to be aensitive too. boots' windows are fecking tiny and rubbish. Tesco are ok but not sensitive,

AlpinePony · 09/12/2011 08:22

Contrary to what that faith says, I won bear with a boots the morning after I went to bed early with cramps and awoke dry. A big fat blue line came up before I'd even finished my wee so I was forced to gallop in to the bedroom and wave the pissy stick in his sleeping face. :)

faith I did some ex stalking a few weeks ago. Him and his wife are both very fat (fatter than even me!) And they've mastered looking incredibly cheap despite being wealthy... And they all still live in the shit town I escaped from aged 18. Made me feel better. Look for the failure stories and not your Porsche driving ex investment banker in nyc. :( although he's actually nice so we're still in touch.

KatAndKit · 09/12/2011 08:23

If you think you may be testing a little early, then my recommendations are Superdrug (the non digital early test) as they are very sensitive and have a dark coloured dye, or if not, the trusty First Response Early Result - in spite of the pale pink dye, they do work two days earlier than the CBdigis in my (extensive) experience.

Don't bother with Boots. They are less good. Tesco OK but not as sensitive as superdrug. If you are actually 15dpo or more, you should get a proper result on pretty much any test, but nobody likes to waste money on these things.

HaveUrselfAFaithyChristmasBaby · 09/12/2011 08:35

pone maybe I need reading glasses [famile]
cavey the droid is officially late now no?

HaveUrselfAFaithyChristmasBaby · 09/12/2011 08:35

Smiley fail... Xmas Smile

SantasCave · 09/12/2011 08:44

Technically I'm late. I usually have a 14 day luteal phase and today is at least 15 dpo (had my day 21 blood test 14 days ago which confirmed ov). I'm just a little worried that the Clomid might have extended the luteal phase and that I'm not late after all.

Will go to Superdrug at lunchtime.

Thanks for advice Xmas Grin

AlpinePony · 09/12/2011 08:48

That was 'smile'? ;) I thought you were making some obscure French reference and I was going to have to ask kitty to translate the metaphor! Run with that, sounds better than sausage fingers. No honestly, I got a line worthy of felt tip pen proportions!

cavey we are so rooting for you. About positions, were you as enticing this month as boo?

SantasCave · 09/12/2011 09:12

Racehorse position was not deployed this time, though various sets of sechsy undies were worked through to entice HWHNN, along with about half a bottle of massage oil Xmas Wink

LauraPalmerIsComingToTown · 09/12/2011 09:36

Just to let you know, I am lurking (despite lack of posts), and I'm mentally running through my rock repertoire...at the moment I'm thinking 'Hit Me With Your Best Shot'.

BurlesqueBoo!!! Wanted to comment on the amazing cuteness of SmallBoo but didn't know the BESHetiquette when crossing over to T'Other Place...

NortheyPole · 09/12/2011 09:42

Superdrug was lucky for me, cavey. Though technically so were boots and the poundshop, as I walked along the street buying at random.

NortheyPole · 09/12/2011 09:43

Also, if your "I have to get tO the loo now" feeling was a sort of heavy and wet feeling, then that also sounds good. From my one off experience of these matters.