The BESH Factor. We're not on a journey or finding ourselves. We just want to win!

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Join us. Not just Saturday nights but every night for fun filled 30 something TTC. Drumroll pliz. Bring out some sexy dancers. We're ready to sing for a win.

Boo!

Are we on most active?! I can't see on my phone.

Hi Aries - I am normally a feisty give-annoying-people-a-black-eye type but I am so fucked up & down right now that instead of getting angry, I felt insecure. I feel embarrassed about being such a wimp actually but such is life.

Loving the palais by the way & thanks for the warm welcome.

Thank you Boo. Gin was my only consolation, and a few cheeky cigarettes seeing as I only had the sechs twice this month so updiffedness most definitely not on the cards.

Btw bloody day 21 blood tests came back normal. Cycles continuing to stretch into the blue yonder as if they think it's the fucking Olympics. 30 days, 36, 38 and I am currently on day 41 of this one. What the bloody fuck.

Hi cavey - thanks for kind words. Crossing my fingers for you so the droid stays well off you!!!

So must confess I'm feeling slightly pissed after sharing Prosecco & wine to 'celebrate' my birthday with the DH so we are both feeling slightly better (see how bad the hangover is tomorrow, specially considering I have to go the hospital - god the tests will come out as if I am an alcoholic!).

But thanks all for the warm welcome. It has really helped.

(Don't worry, I won't go all cheesy on you now)

Night night.

Night majasty

There was someone- medee I think who had ridonkulously long cycles, her dd is 8 months old now. I wonder if she'd have any advice/helpful and effective swear words to chuck at an over long droid?

majabarbera that is exactly what the palais is good for, build up your aggression here, take it out on us we like it don't mind, and twill help you out there in 'RL'. It took me a few to conceive my dd, and I really fucking bloody wish I'd had this place to keep me sane and retain my sense of humour. This time round it's been positively pleasureable. Well there have been elements of pleasure.Usually involving lesboerotic violence.

A few 'years', just in case anyone thought I meant weeks or summat.;-)

Hello, did I hear my name mentioned? :)

Happy BFP day Moley.

Night y'all < where is LP?>

Hello Medee, I was whinging talking about my cycles getting increasingly long (from 30 to currently on day41...) and the mole kindly summoned you.

Thought if I relaxed this month and stopped waking up early to take my temperature being woken up by TBH to stick it in my mouth, things might revert to normal... but no. Going to go and see doc but feel vair depressed about it all. Even feel depressed about 'normal' test results which I know is menkul.

OH MY BFP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
There's a new mini mole in the oven?! You sly dog!!

My friend now informs me that her 18 month old took two years to conceive because that is how long her cycle was. She too has the pros.
I am Fairh or some other variation. Usually haveALittleFaithBaby desired to be Have YourselfAMerryLittleChristmasBaby but apparently that's too feckin long for MN!
Been ttc for two long years come Christmas. Troubles due to stress - not the 'just relax' kind, the major health kind. Seems some of MSB's Mr Squidy Baby hormones are wrong. Just establishing why - could be the anti stress tablets, could be a little tumour on his pituitary or even the stress itself then will treat. Then the prolactin hormones should go down, testosterone up, swimmers will swim in a straight line instead of circles, come up my fanjo and we'll win a bay we.
Also my house went on fire at the weekend. Resulting in lots of mess but also 'thank God we're alive' sechs when I happened to be fertile.
Enjoy the wine maja my lovely. You deserve it.

Hi blonde, you have my sympathies. I will post my story when back at the pc.

MOG! starry I'm naked and I'm dancing like Jagger! Well done you and all the sechs I seem to recall you boasting about! :)

Hello maja I'm pony and I joined the BESH in spring 2009 (had been trying ~6 months previous) and have been lucky enough to have won my second ESH baybee. One of our members is a pilot and at least 6 of us have horses, another flew to Australia, we've had novovirus, eaten brie, drank Daiquiris , eaten raw prawns and been on rollercoasters whilst diffed. Nobody's baybee fell out for any of those reasons. Your 'helpful' friend needs a kick in the cunt.

I did indeed marry my 12 years younger fella yesterday and in the end just straightened my normally straight but tied up hair. I was also lucky enough to wake up with a beezlebub of a zit on my chin, glamorous non? ;)

Wheeeeeeeeeeeee! Nekkid dancing with nipple tasses here! Congratulations moley!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ps hiya blondie

moleymoleymoley!!! Most fecking EXCELLENT! Congrats my luvver! I was MrsFC now Dammit, I had number one son with exH way back when. (2003, since you're askin'). Carelessly lost the H, now with the FC, (Fat Controller) who REFUSES to be my H, but I haven't given up hope yet...
Two mcs back in 2009, both early and didn't need any intervention, but sent me a bit crazed for a while. Was a BESH lurker, and got a BFP in April 2010. Mini FC is now nearly one, and I feel vey vey lucky indeed. Sadly I had yet another mc in September this year which included a stay in hospital. I now. Have the CBFM out and am back on the SWI wagon. I am now far too old to be a BESH, having just (celebrated??) my 41st birthday. God I'm old....

Oh, and pone, I hope you legitimised your marriage last night! Congratulates to you too!

janit we did, and it was as good as you would expect given a 30 week bump and being up since 4. But if he thinks it's going to improve now I'm wearing his ring...

I guess there has been a precedent of women in their 40s sneaking into the Palais

aries you are allowed to moan. Forgive me if I am being thick, but have you started off the doctors and testing route yet? Might make you feel better if you feel like they are doing something?

pone we need a photo of your boobs dress. C'mon! Glad you had a lovely day

aries it is so grindingly depressing sometimes, isn't it? Beyond funniness, or sweariness, it just leaves you glum and knackered. I know you've told me this before, but how long have you been at it?

I am off to B&Q later ladies. I will try to restrain myself from orgasming in the gate furniture aisle.

Welcome Maya. Happy birthday! (I was very sorry to hear about your loss.)

Pony Happy wedding day!