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The BESH Factor. We're not on a journey or finding ourselves. We just want to win!

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InTheSunshine · 19/11/2011 23:57

Join us. Not just Saturday nights but every night for fun filled 30 something TTC. Drumroll pliz. Bring out some sexy dancers. We're ready to sing for a win.

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MadameBoo · 06/12/2011 21:31
AriesWithBellsOn · 06/12/2011 21:42

Can't you feff me also? It's my underwear isn't it? Isn't it?

MadameBoo · 06/12/2011 21:48

S'only cos she snogged me earlier and I didn't acknowledge it. But go on then, bend over....

AriesWithBellsOn · 06/12/2011 21:50

OOh

KatAndKit · 06/12/2011 21:52

moley yay a win!!!!!!!!

Am proper chuffed for you. A line is indeed a line and i have started the nekkid dancing already!

NortheyPole · 06/12/2011 21:56

I will dance with you, *LovelyRietaMeterMaid".

moley I am so pleased for you!

NortheyPole · 06/12/2011 21:57

Ooh, there was an extra page! Undulations to all you as well!

AriesWithBellsOn · 06/12/2011 21:59

Northey!!! That's easily the best name variation I've ever had! Thanks!

NortheyPole · 06/12/2011 22:01

But I blew it with a bolding FAIL.

I shall use it again later to do it right. When you've got your knicks back up.

Itwasonastarrymole · 06/12/2011 22:03

Did frosty nick your knicks? Confused

I won a box of black magic on the tombola at the school christmas fayre tonight. A good day .

Do you think ski's having a debauched first night of wedded bliss?

MadameBoo · 06/12/2011 22:03

I thought that was inspired as well Northernstar. And a top tune too.

FrostytheSunshine · 06/12/2011 22:05

Grin at Northey, my gran used to use the term Knicks as in 'Oooh M&S have some nice Knicks in'. I luffed my Gran.

AuntieDoris · 06/12/2011 22:06

Ooo congrats Moley.

I am not Christmas namechanging. I am a scrooge aunt and will not participate. sulk

FrostytheSunshine · 06/12/2011 22:08

What a luffly night it's been in The Palais Xmas Smile

SantasCave · 06/12/2011 22:09

Maja, I am usually CaveMum, or Cavey to my pals. The other half is known as HWHNN (He Who Has No Name) as I wasn't witty enough to come up with sumfink funny.
We've been ttc#1 for 18 months, I've got polycystic ovary syndrome so don't ovulate properly. I'm on my first cycle of Clomid and the droid is due imminently, so watch this space!

I should have said sooner, very sorry to hear of your mc. It sucks the big one [channels 16yo from California]. Pliz to indulge in the BESH stash of gin and strip off ready for initiation Xmas Grin

[forms orderly queue to rub self against newbie for luck]

maja15 · 06/12/2011 22:10

MadameBo Hi to you and smallboo and a MrBoo! I also feel the need to talk to irreverent people that make me laugh. I think NHS should send out leaflets on 'what NOT to say when your friend/sister/cousin/workmate has miscarried'. It would save up loads on people getting high blood pressure/stomach ulcers/family problems related stress.

blondechristmas · 06/12/2011 22:10

Crikey, I haven't been able to post for days because I couldn't come up with a new nickname (as you can tell by this shit one) and was on my phone anyway so couldn't change it. You girls are vair vair demanding...

Have been on horrible hen weekend, the hen enjoyed it and I love her so all was well but 'twas not my cup of char. Very willies-and-shrieking based.

Lovely to meet you Majasty. Soz for the circumstances, here's hoping the power of BESH will alleviate the pain distract you by perving.

Amaze news Moley. Stick little minimole. Give the BESHs something to get nekkid about (as if they need an excuse).

FrostytheSunshine · 06/12/2011 22:11

Pliz to not sulk. It's happy nekkid dancing night.

MadameBoo · 06/12/2011 22:11
SantasCave · 06/12/2011 22:11

Oh yeah and I'm 30.5. HWHNN is 36.

maja15 · 06/12/2011 22:12

Hi mole - ah, things better then?

Someone pass the gin to santascave

MadameBoo · 06/12/2011 22:12

Well that was wierd. I am psychic.

MadameBoo · 06/12/2011 22:13

Commiserations for condom earrings and shrieking.

SantasCave · 06/12/2011 22:13

Bluddy hell, I keep x-posting with you all.

Stop typing so farking fast!

maja15 · 06/12/2011 22:14

Hi Northey - Jeez, it sounds like you've had a hard time. Funny how some people get nervous and say the worst things with the best intentions. How are you feeling now?