The BESH Factor. We're not on a journey or finding ourselves. We just want to win!

[InTheSunshine]

Join us. Not just Saturday nights but every night for fun filled 30 something TTC. Drumroll pliz. Bring out some sexy dancers. We're ready to sing for a win.

Some people are always out to judge you aren't they Maja

My normal name is Inthesunshine as I was listening to Oasis when I signed up for MN and that's what Liam was wailing singing at the time. I am an old BESH (both in age and time I've been hanging out here!). Sorry for your MC, here is a good place to rant and hopefully bring some humour into trying to win a baybee......

Mixed emotions, I bet, faith, but HURRAH that all this will get done and HURRAH that you are both alive and HURRAH for post traumatic sechs successes.

Yeah, I nearly stopped having my once-a-week-small-glass-of-wine in public to avoid all those raised eyebrows. Nearly but not quite :-)

MC sucks but I do feel much better since starting chatting to people here. Lifesaver!

Shall we do another roll call for Maja's benefit?

MadameBoo 39 and a half. ESH for a year and a half. 2 years of ttc#2 -have a boy called smallboo and a husband called MrBoo. Joined the ESH because they were funny, clever and irreverent and made me LARF. Still haven't made it to the docs but have done the sechs twice this month already which for me is a fuckin' miracle.

Oh and maja people who make you feel guilty can fuck the fuck off, and go in the same room as people who say 'it was probably for the best, there might have been something wrong with it' - which is what I had said to me post mc by a few people that should know better.

And those funny fuckers with their ''relax & it'll happen" guff.

Welcome to the palace maja, I think you summed it up beautifully earlier-but I can't remember what you said, something about managing this "situation" with swearing and humour and no cliches, absobloodylutely.

I am the mole, 36, one DD aged 3, ttc #2 for 2 years, who has been a bit lurky this month as I only have the one tube and I was definitely sure it was tubeless laying month. Turns out I was wrong.

Droid feels like it is circling. Been cramping for the last few hours

Pass the gin.

Made up for you, my lovely.

I am formerly of this parish. Now hanging out over in CRESH although seldom there tbh. I conceived no. 2 child a little over a year ago right over there on the floor. No, don't look too hard, there may be a stain. The ESH also got me through a horrid mc.

Yes yes yes Myfavouritepregnantmole!!!!!

LET THE NEKKID DANCING START

Did I miss the secret codeword in Mole's post?! Are you diffed little fluffy Mole????

[cracks out the glittery Christmas cards]

Vajazzles all round

LadyG blardy hell ain't seen you for eons. You ok my love?

Hi maja. I'm usually just Northey. I'm 33 and 3/4, ttc my first. After years of no periods, a session of ovarian drilling and a month of non-stop shagging, I got pregnant earlier this autumn. Except it got stuck in my tube and DIED and had to be cut out, along with tube. But the hospital shop yielded some great biscuits.

It did not help in any way to be told "at least now you know you can get pregnant". Even though it is true, and was said with love.

Is mole "in trouble", the dirty slapper?!

I'm going to nekkid dance in your honour for the rest of the week. I'm so so pleased for you Cunty.

*disclaimer: will not nekkid dance in the snow.

I appreciate that, snowy it would make your nipples ridiculously distracting.

Sorry for stealth reveal. It's been a sad old time on this fred, and I didn't want to come in guns blazing. But yes, it appears that my wee makes two lines on the stick. Is bit shocking. And petrifying, but will worry about that tomorrow, tonight is for chocolate and nekkidness.

Hey Sunny am fine, thanks. Been kept a bit busy . But they are both great and I am very lucky. How's you?

I'm ok Gaga thanks. Trundling down the road to IVF.

So ourmole when did you POAS?! < gutted I didn't get to do my kidney punching trick>

Come out all the lurking ESH for a proper nekkid cartwheeling sesh!

I am so happy that I did shed a little tear when Mole texted me earlier. :o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o:o;o:o:o:o:o:o;o:o:o:o:o:o;o;o:o

I know- dare I say it but I think I did relax a bit this month (because of it being wrong side) and was thinking lots about getting thinner not fatter- but didn't really Woofl at all, until today. I POASed at lunchtime, on an tinternet cheapy (from Wilkos, not tinternet, but you know the kind) and I'd literally just drunk a cup of tea, and had weed before I left school half an hour before(twice, as was expecting droid and so was knicker checking, in a do I need any Protection yet way) so by rights there should have been no possibility of a line. I phoned BBB, after taking many pics to try and see if you could see on camera, and he wasn't far away so came back in ten minutes or so- When he saw it he said, 'Phshaw, that's not much of a line, i don't think it's positive' at which point I removed his internal organs with a spoon, before calmly explaining that a line is a line is a line. Isn't it?

I then waited a whole two hours before I was dying of full bladder and doing another one. (I forgot to mention that I dropped the first one in molette's bath toy box, so I did wonder if maybe one of her plastic frogs contained enough HSG to get a +) And that had a line too. Blinking Norah. I have very dry finger tips, do you think that's a symptom? Am so glad my christmas do was last friday, so everyone I know has seen me drinking very recently

OH HAPPY DAY, (OH HAPPY DAY) OH HAPPY DAY (WHEN CUNTY GOT HER BFP)....I'm made up for you, flower x 1000

Now. Who will dance with me?

Hello Maja. I am Aries. You can call me what you want. Just wanted to say that any friend of mine who said something like that would have received a black eye and I admire you greatly that you didn't. Very sorry to hear about your MC and welcome to the Palais.

Oh look! Gaga's been! And she used the same phrase as I did! Made up.

and Rocketleaf said the same in t'other place. S'gone all scouse round here, la.