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The BESH Factor. We're not on a journey or finding ourselves. We just want to win!

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InTheSunshine · 19/11/2011 23:57

Join us. Not just Saturday nights but every night for fun filled 30 something TTC. Drumroll pliz. Bring out some sexy dancers. We're ready to sing for a win.

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baublelugs82 · 05/12/2011 20:07

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MadameBoo · 05/12/2011 20:09

It's the BESHtionnaire - and you must find it.

You're not really 15 are you? We're all over 30 round here (some of us more than others), but we let bugs slip through the net... :o

KatAndKit · 05/12/2011 20:09

Hello maja tell us about yourself pliz. Welcome to the Fred and sorry as it sounds like you have found us due to bad times.

The BESHtionnaire is a rite of passage to be copied and pasted. Thou shalt use Ye Olde Advanced Search Tool to locate one from the Annals of BESH. Otherwise known as finding one in an old thread! Simples. Generally the only entrance requirement is to be ttc in your 30s (although we let the young whippersnapper bugs in anyway) and not to get pregnant by accidentally falling on a penis after two days ttc.

SantasCave · 05/12/2011 20:10

[sniffs] Fresh meat? Wink

HaveYourselfAFaithyChristmas · 05/12/2011 20:27

Ooh exciting day all round! So, who would like some good news from chez Faith whilst we wait impatiently for the newbie's BESHtionaire eh?!
MSB was told him got that promotion you know the one he went to with his face mangled?! so we will need a car each cos it's too far for him to travel on his pushbike. I test drove a smart car. It was cute and better than I thought. MSB not keen. Thinks we should buy a 'proper' car. Also I am in my luffly new silky jammies with a fluffy jacket.
bugs while not comparing your loss to mine but the similarities of experiencing a recent trauma I am freaking out at weird stuff. Like we went to a scooter/bike dealer who.obviously smoked. Then a restaurant that flame grills its food yes I am that stoopid and had lots of birthday cakes with candles. I cried. I also drove to.the wrong side of the village to go home :( I cried again.
But at least we have good news [hsmile]

SantasCave · 05/12/2011 20:30

That does sound good Faithy, and exciting about the prospect of a new car Grin.

baublelugs82 · 05/12/2011 20:37

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HaveYourselfAFaithyChristmas · 05/12/2011 20:45

Yes we will. Not sure I'll ever fancy going to a bonfire party again though Confused

baublelugs82 · 05/12/2011 20:48

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HaveYourselfAFaithyChristmas · 05/12/2011 21:07

Did you mean the place of face?

baublelugs82 · 05/12/2011 21:20

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HaveYourselfAFaithyChristmas · 05/12/2011 21:33

You go bugsy!
I have found our next car I am so excited I might pee myself. I have always, always wanted one and MSB said he wouldn't mind me getting one, in fact he'd be jealous of me driving it! [hgrin]

MadameBoo · 05/12/2011 21:37

Where's she gone? Maja come back!

MadameBoo · 05/12/2011 21:39

That car is the same age as me :)

MadameBoo · 05/12/2011 21:40

'historic vehicle, well maintained'

AuntieDoris · 05/12/2011 21:41

I want one of these!!

SantasCave · 05/12/2011 21:45

Ooo, tres trendy Faithy!

Give Orange what for Bugs, unleash hell Grin

So, where'd the newbie go? I shaved me legs and pits in anticipation of some nekkid dancing [classy bird]

AuntieDoris · 05/12/2011 21:51

Did you not vajazzle as well?

SantasCave · 05/12/2011 21:54

[looks down] Hmm

[grabs a glittery Christmas card and rubs on self]

There! Grin

HaveYourselfAFaithyChristmas · 05/12/2011 21:59

My dad bought a bond mini car which my sister stole in fact it was my uncle's in the 80s and my sister found on eBay! They are having fun restoring it and my dnephew likes to climb in and 'drive' it. But that is only a high days and holidays car but my beetle will be a every day car.

maja15 · 06/12/2011 09:00

MadameBoo Ha ha! 15? More than like double that plus 1!
I shall find the BESHtionnaire ...
Yeah, unfortunately I came across mumsnet & started chatting to baublelugs82 after mc last Friday...

NortheyPole · 06/12/2011 09:14

Hi maja. I'm so sorry to hear about the miscarriage. It sucks massively.

maja15 · 06/12/2011 09:26

Think I found it....so here it goes:

  1. Do you like gin? (This is compulsory, you must say 'Yes')

Absolutely

  1. Men - are you a gold digger or a cradle snatching cougar?
    Cradle snatcher, all the way.

  2. Baybee-making - to put a baybee in your tumtum, which hole do you use:
    a) weewee
    b) poopoo
    c) foofoo
    d) none, you just pray to the baby Jebus.

d) Obviously. Just joking: a)

  1. Testing - when someone wonders if they should test for updiff (pg), do you: a) bellow 'POAS!' at them non-stop and punch them repeatedly in the kidneys till they wet themselves anyway. b) Sprinkle them with babydust and send them hugs and kisses on lickle baby angel wings.

Tell them to get a fucking grip & do the bloody test. I have no patience for 'suspense' & attention seekers.

  1. Is R2D2: a) an adorable robot from Star Wars. b) the source of all evil.

No idea.

  1. what colour are your walls?

White. DH is into 'minimalist' decoration & I am too lazy to paint them a different colour myself.

  1. Number of pets?

One, my DH.

  1. Inappropriate (read: weird) crush of shame?

Malcolm Tucker from the Thick of It (I know, how horrendous)

  1. Lesbian crush?

Mila Kunis (I know, how surprising)

  1. What are your views on camping?

Planning it is always more fun than reality but I still camp at least once a year. And I've camped at festivals in those far away days when I still had the stamina to party for 5 days in a row.

  1. How much money have you spent on sticks you then urinate on?

i) Oh nothing, I'll probably catch first time and then get the doctor to confirm it.
ii) Over 100 quid
iii) I opened an account on ebay solely for the purpose of purchasing sticks
ii for sure. at one point I went through 15 in two months! Now I rely on cheapies with a cbd in break glass in case of emergency cupboard only to be opened when all the remaining cheapies say yes.

No idea. I panic buy them. One expensive, to be sure. Then three cheap ones, in case I need to repeat. Then a mid-range one, cause I feel guilty about spending so much money.And so on.

So, am I allowed in? C'mon, it's my birthday today!

HaveYourselfAFaithyChristmas · 06/12/2011 09:27

Yes, the mc definitely sucks. Sorry for your loss. If you look for the rugby BESH Fred or o little town of BESHlehem you'll find the BESHtionnaire from us most recent recruits Including myself

maja15 · 06/12/2011 09:28

NortheyPole Thanks - it does suck. This forum is helping though :)