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The BESH Factor. We're not on a journey or finding ourselves. We just want to win!

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InTheSunshine · 19/11/2011 23:57

Join us. Not just Saturday nights but every night for fun filled 30 something TTC. Drumroll pliz. Bring out some sexy dancers. We're ready to sing for a win.

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KatAndKit · 06/12/2011 09:32

Oooh cradle snatcher, tell us more! pone is marrying her toyboy today. Happy birthday by the way! R2D2, or the "droid" is BESH-speak for the Evil Red Fucker - Auntie Flo does not visit these parts. All droids get a ritual hammering and kicking.

maja15 · 06/12/2011 10:00

HaveYourselfAFaithyChristmas Thanks. We can only keep on trying, even though right now I feel as sexy as a B&Q catalogue (and sorry if that's too much information).

Congrats to pone then! And thanks KatAndKit ,can't believe I'm 31, still feel like a sulky teenager inside my head!

HaveYourselfAFaithyChristmas · 06/12/2011 10:02

Oh oops x-posts.
You sound BESH like to me! Happy birthday :)
HAPPY WEDDING DAY pone!!!

NortheyPole · 06/12/2011 10:04

Ah come on, all those drill bits and hoses get any girl going once she's in the right mood. You will get it back.

KatAndKit · 06/12/2011 10:09

Phwoar B&Q don't mind if I do. The BESH did DIY about a year back. The dulux paint chart was a particular highlight. Drill bits clearly sexy.

maja15 · 06/12/2011 10:11

HaveYourselfAFaithyChristmas Thanks! (eating cake in my pj-s, thinking of opening the prosecco any minute now).

NortheyPole Hope I will. Might start by trying to drop the self pity & washing my hair. It's my birthday after all (wine)

NortheyPole · 06/12/2011 10:15

Happy birthday, elderly chum! Have a day of massive self-indulgence.

Hand that over, kat! I could do with a bit of flocking porn.

KatAndKit · 06/12/2011 10:16

cavey you are very bad. I have received my first xmas card in the post today and it is covered in glitter. I resisted the temptation to vajazzle myself though. it was only silver glitter and I thought it might end up looking like some sort of pubic dandruff.

SantasCave · 06/12/2011 11:00

Happy Birthday Newbie! You look BESH through and through in my eyes Grin

And why the flamin Nora has Pone not posted today? Hmm? Hmm? Wedding day or not, it's no excuse not to update us on her chosen hairstyle Wink

Kat, but at least it would be sparkly dandruff. Or possibly pubic lice?

HaveYourselfAFaithyChristmas · 06/12/2011 11:11

I am suddenly desperate to know if my luffed flowery duck egg blue bedroom wallpaper can be saved.
Ok, you know I'm generally the least foul mouthed fairly polite BESH type. I am going to swear. I have just had a call from the loss adjuster company. The fucking idiots don't talk to each other. I've given three people the same information. There's noone coming to the house today because there's no one on the area. So why did someone yesterday arrange the appointment with me today? I took the day off work! Cunts! Now the third idiot I talked to says it'll be Friday. At midday. So I'll have to take another day off work. How can I trust them if they've fucked up so royally so early on?! I'm very vulnerable and they are causing undue distress!
Oh and if I did the BESHtionnaire right now, I could write that my walls are black. I am menkul.

HaveYourselfAFaithyChristmas · 06/12/2011 11:12

maja I should explain my kitchen caught fire on Saturday night. Please read back for more details.

HaveYourselfAFaithyChristmas · 06/12/2011 11:21

Right ok I've heard back. I'm a but calmer. The cleaning Ranibow team are coming today at 3.30 to start assessing the clean up process. The loss adjuster is coming in Friday.
I am watching Beeny's restoration nightmares. See? Could be worse.

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maja15 · 06/12/2011 11:26

HaveYourselfAFaithyChristmas wow, sorry to hear about your kitchen. Must be so stressful. Good to hear that someone has arranged to go today in the end. My days off are precious, I go mental every time I take one and is wasted.

SantasCave Ha ha, thanks! Pubic lice? Nice? Well, I think that the only vajazzle to get done at the moment is seasonal red & green. Nothing like looking like a Christmas tree to spice things up in the bedroom.

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HaveYourselfAFaithyChristmas · 06/12/2011 11:47

It's a great big conspiracy lugsy! maja feel free to call me faith or any varation of that. You'll find found here we give each other random variations of our MN nicknames.
My 'DH' is MSB 'Mr Squidgy Baby' a variation on the baby bit of my MN nickname and because he is on the squidgier side. bugs did you realise you called GP by his RL name the other day?
I'm not even sure what this day off will be. I'm not really sick although I dunno if I'd be up to working I except it wil be compassionate leave. Or possibly I'll take some annual leave.

MadameBoo · 06/12/2011 11:48

You know we were going to change that camping one weren't we?

Sorry about the mc :(.

HaveYourselfAFaithyChristmas · 06/12/2011 11:50

Oh speaking of B&Q I have rung them to get the, to see if they have our kitchen design saved so we can get a like for like replacement. Here's hoping.

NortheyPole · 06/12/2011 12:03

Right. Advice please. Am I being stupid to think about complaining about yesterday's consultant? It's not that I necessarily disagree with her treatment proposals (after all, the ovarian drilling DOES seem to have made me ovulate, as evidenced by the ectopic, and the two subsequent sort-of-period things, so it's not unreasonable to give it another couple of months of shagging normally but with an ovulating body). It's that she clearly hadn't read my file, didn't know my history and frankly didn't seem to understand that I had been referred for infertility in the first place. I am more pissed off today, not less. But I'm not sure what complaining would actually achieve...

NortheyPole · 06/12/2011 12:04

And I'm still thinking about whether I'm pissed off about the "don't gain weight" comment or not.

MadameBoo · 06/12/2011 12:06

I think it would give you a chance to get it out there that not reading your file, is NOT ON. And might give you a bit of peace of mind?

HaveYourselfAFaithyChristmas · 06/12/2011 12:41

Could you contact your local PALS patient liaison service to see what they suggest? They can help you make the decision about if and how you approach your complaint...

AriesWithBellsOn · 06/12/2011 13:06

Too much to catch up on so I won't

Happy wedding day Ponyski!

NortheyPole · 06/12/2011 13:38

Thanks, boo and faith. I might give PALS a ring. That will probably be enough to make me feel better. That and the massive bag of Maltesers I have here.

HaveYourselfAFaithyChristmas · 06/12/2011 13:56

You and your maltesers! I can't eat them. Yes I would talk to PALS and decide what to do from there.