The BESH Factor. We're not on a journey or finding ourselves. We just want to win!

[InTheSunshine]

Join us. Not just Saturday nights but every night for fun filled 30 something TTC. Drumroll pliz. Bring out some sexy dancers. We're ready to sing for a win.

You are all a lovely bunch of lezzers.

I have horrible nails. I've tried to be towie but I soaked gel nails off as they are incompatible with washing up, washing your hair, washing your hands. Acrylics tend to last up to 24 hours on me (!) But I always regret getting them as they destroy my nails completely and it takes months for them to recover. On saying this and knowing what happens I'll probably still get them done next week. Eejit.

I iz a villa fan well I did grow up in Solihull Robbie Savage is an eejit. Savage by name, Savage by nature....
Yes the nails were horrid underneath when I removed the gel ones.

Oh I know he was an utter COCK of the highest order on the football field.

Diet coke.

As I know nothing about football, I can be totally fooled by his smile and shiny hair.

Droid hit this morning. Bah. And now I am on sechs ban till after x ray, so there is no way I will be pregnant again before Christmas (which is how I comforted myself after the ectopic in September).

When is Hsg planned for Northey? have a gin. With a cocktail umbrella.

20 Dec.

I am already halfway down a bottle of wine :)

And I have a vat of ice cream just softening ready for me to dive into.

Excellent work. I'm on the cider and about to eat curry. Droid is due tomorrow. I think it will be right on time.

Fucking droids. Bastard things.

Am loving Alex Strictly. She is my new lezzer crush.

Where is my fucking baybee, that's what I want to know. I feel like Janet X Factor (UP TO THE MINUTE REFERENCE, FOLKS), forgetting my words in a studio full of baybee winners.

That quickstep was so good it made me cry. I really MISS dancing :(

Boo whereabouts are you, I'm sure we could find a class/teacher in your area.

I agree, 'twas a divine quickstep.

What did that Janet sing? Did she do the wibbly oirish thing?

It's lemsips a go-go chez Boo. Mr Boo was too ill to go out, but he's in bed so the TV is all mine anyway

My parents dance Cave and they come over here for dances regularly. What I need is someone to convince MrBoo it's a good idea.

Have you tried the "men who can dance are great in bed, I'm sure you'd be amazing" line?

Considering the amount of sechs we have recently I don't think that would be a convincing argument :o

These droids are like buses aren't they? Did someone just light a fag?

Evening schlaaaags. Hope all is well in BESHland. I am currently sitting on the sofa watching x-factor (Janet to go please) but have been persuaded to actually leave the house, and therefore leave the t'internet, and go to the pub. I would prefer to stay on aforementioned sofa with wine.

Hahahah our cat just fell off the top of the fishtank!

dor just laughed out loud!

Think something made him jump. Very funny!

Womble twinges and shoulder pain. Had two ciders and feel Droid definitely imminent. Tempted to chart and have actual sechs with intent this cycle as evil drugs leave MSB's system. Just for fun y'know.
That dance thing is a lie. MSB has two left feet at my sister's wedding he got plastered and tried to dance. He fell over. He then pointed at me and said I pushed him

Hour 12 of 14 at work. Old uni friend has just posted scan pic on fb. Feeling bit wobbly. Know her life hasn't been easy either. But at least she got to be on telly. Am I being unreasonable? Too right. But fuck it, I feel unreasonable.

Oh it's totally a lie, though there is sone thing very sexy about a man who knows how to move his body on the dance floor.

[has very bad thoughts about Justin Timberlake]

[ponders, is the jury still out on JT's sexuality]

Hmm Justin Trousersnake. Yes, I would.
blondie what do you do?
One of my old friends just posted 'I think I deserve some good luck'. She got pregnant without even trying! So I put 'I may not always have it easy, but I appreciate what I've got' as my status. I am vairy angry with her. She has no clue but of course some people would luff to have a man like MSB, nice house and decent double income and luffly family so I won't bitch and moan but count my blessings instead