The BESH Factor. We're not on a journey or finding ourselves. We just want to win!

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Join us. Not just Saturday nights but every night for fun filled 30 something TTC. Drumroll pliz. Bring out some sexy dancers. We're ready to sing for a win.

I didn't know you have nice nails. But I Do Now!

Yes, wierdest thing I have ever heard. Sleep Well Goatface

*weirdest

I think it's weird you both did it on the same day, but I have heard of it before, so I don't think you're weird for doing it.

I am stone cold sober after a hen night. All in the name of losing weight so I can win a baybee. If I don't get one after this I will be miffed. Drunk people in night clubs are both scary and fascinating.

euro sorry about your bottom.

alps sorry about your boobs

rie sorry about your nail

LongPlayer much luff, strokes and cakes flying your way.

I drank too much coke tonight, am buzzing.

Better than snorting too much, StarryC!

We watched Mike Leigh's film Another Year last night and it was very difficult seeing Lesley Manville's car-crash of a character - single, barren, fifty and drunk. My brain kept spinning the whole time: that is NOT my future, that is NOT my future, that is NOt my future...

Boo I am super impressed with your little web genii - I purposefully chose what I thought would be a difficult character and after only 20 or so questions it was bang on with my answer: Seymour Glass from JD Salinger's short story 'A Perfect Day for Bananafish'.

RieRue I used to glue my broken nails with super glue, too. But not recently...nowadays I just file 'em down short. Boring. Hope your morning isn't too rough.

Sorry to hear you're feeling crazappy, Pone.

I've only read Catcher in the Rye LP but I was so influenced by it at the time that my teenage diary was faux stream of consciousness for weeks.

Is this real nails or purchased?
Must confess I has one yes read it, one gin and then didn't fancy anymore
Seriously this has been going on for weeks. There's something wrong with me, isn't there?!

Hurrah for pretentious teenage diaries. I found mine the other day and winced I wanted to find the bit where Freddie Mercury died to see what I'd written. How time flies

Well done on not drinking Starry. But coke is full of calories, non?

Purchased nails? Moi?

I have only had purchased 'gel' nails once for our wedding. Generally no point cos I can't have them for work! But I luffed them. They were so elegant. Felt like a proper laydee.

Thank you for all your kind thoughts about my bottom, ladies. It is feeling distinctly better now. I might even venture out of the house today.

I repair my broken nails with clear nail varnish and tea bags. Yes tea bags

Ok cavey....explain!

Ok, you take an used tea bag and cut a piece out of it slightly smaller than your nail. You apply clear nail varnish to your nail and carefully lay the piece of tea bag over the top. The tea bag forms a protective web over your nail and goes see-through as it comes into contact with the nail varnish.

You can apply more clear varnish over the top to strengthen the support.

I read the tip in Cosmopolitan.

Do you have to keep the tea bag on until the nail has grown through?

If I could take back the above comment and read Cavey's suggestion through properly first, I would.

Nah, I usually end up pulling it off after a week or so.

I was envisioning a WHOLE tea bag. You know, with the tea still in it....

X-posted

I don't have a good sarcasm-radar.

Just realised as well that my post should say an "unused" tea bag. It won't work if the material is wet before you start. Plus it'll be tea coloured

"thin paper" then?

Will you be Dancing ce soir? Any predictions?

We've got family visiting this afternoon so I don't know if they'll be gone in time.

Anita, Robbie or Holly to go.

Family? When Strictly's on? How ghastly for you

I kind of love Anita and Robbie is growing on me, so I hope it's Holly.

Tea bags on fingernails? tempted to try it
today I iz sorting the house. Still finishing the bathroom, I have cut in the walls with the blue round the ceiling. Waiting for it to dry then will do the ceiling. Poor MSB is stock taking at work. Good news is the MRI scan date has come through for week on Monday. Be good to get it done before Chrimbo.

I can't bear Robbie Savage - my ex used to take me to wtch Villa play and I saw him headbutt Dion Dublin once for no reason. I luffed Dion - he liked ballet and was proud to say so! I have to say he's good though.

I am going to watch tonight, missed last weeks and MrBoo is going out. Hoorah!

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