The BESH Factor. We're not on a journey or finding ourselves. We just want to win!

[InTheSunshine]

Join us. Not just Saturday nights but every night for fun filled 30 something TTC. Drumroll pliz. Bring out some sexy dancers. We're ready to sing for a win.

Do I detect a note of sarcasm there, dear Euro? I hope I haven't pissed you off? Have some cake as well. The icing is more like runny sauce though.

That wasn't supposed to be sarcastic, just a little tongue in cheek. We need more emoticons on here! Mmmm, cake.

3 hugs in one fred Rierie?

Wanna strip nekkid and dance round a fire and howl at the moon with me now?

Oh OKAY

lazpalmoz I think it's understandable with everything that's happened. Good that TOM is such a stand up fella. Must be tough for him too :(
boobers stoopid Droid
goatee's gone soft! Bless :)

Tongue in lumpy bum cheek? :o!

Oh hello. I was wondering where you were these days. Too busy getting married to bother about your real friends any more

Too tired. My career's gone down the shutter. I had to send my wedding dress back and get a bigger size because my Tits have gone mental. As it stands I may go topless. If I haven't killed the man beforehand. how are you anyway goatfaced-ho?

I don't think I'm doing good. May ask doc for happy pills.

Oh Alps, so sorry you're mizz. This should be a happy time. Don't worry about your tits. They are milk factories at the moment, though whether you use that or not is entirely up to you and fuck everyone else

As for the happy pills, I don't know what to say. Are you able to ride the hoss at all? Am very :( for you. Keep posting here

pone do you think you're stressed? Are you anxious? Panicky?

All of the above faith. Doc won't give me anything for anxiety.

aries I'd love a cuddle, but none of your lezzy fumblings. I'm not riding, bump is hard & big now. Did give her a good cuddle today and ran my fingers through her winter coat.

I'm just exhausted and need time out. As always, I seem to be on duty 24/7. :(

X-post Alps. When's the big day? Oh I wish I lived closer to you so I could come over and be helpful. Big X (and no lezzing).

Rie - Truffs has named her baybee. I think you will approve... (see FB).

Tuesday 6th, so pretty close now. :(

truffs did a really good sneeze. I look good for more sun roof action.

aries is going to love the name we've picked for this one. Even if she doesn't love it, as a lezzer she'll be polite I'm sure.

oooh pone not long! Got a nice honeymoon booked?
Hurry up Mr Tesco man I want my fecking gin!!

What's going on here? RieRie handing out hugs willynilly?

Alps sorry for shitty times esp before the wedding. Please have these

Ooo, not long. Exciting. I'm sure megaboobz will look fab.

big buzzwams, yes indeed
Gin is here!!

Purple Rain. I am waiting for the end, when he sings the song.

I am pissed! Where are all ma beyatches? Come on. Come on.

PS BTW hoe do you spell luulabies? Is that right?

No. LuLLabies. Or Lullabys. Or lullabyes? OR WHAT????? Wer have an new internet browsner. It doesn't do spell check. Wanker.

:o Wotcha Aries. Any left?

It's lullabies. But who cares? Be drunk. There is NO BOOZE in this house, Gah!

Play with this - hours of fun: uk.akinator.com/#

Guess what. You know I had naice nails? I broke one this evening and me and MrA mended it with superglue. And guess what? My oldest friend mended HER nail with superglue this very evening I have never even heard of anyone doign suich a thing! Hic! Don't you think that's weird?