I am jolly well going to get pregnant this month and I'll brook no argument.

[allhailtheaubergine]

Who's in?

havealittlefaithbaby it sounds like your pregnancy is going by the book! Excellent news. I'm not pg yet but I will be in a couple of weeks, obviously.

Briliant news have!

Sorry AF got you love Obviously she just wanted to say goodbye, as you won't be seeing her for ages!

I am now on CD29 of a 35-38 day cycle. Boooooooring

Morning ladies. Well, still no af (technically due tomorrow) but plenty of l
bloating and cramping since 8dpo. If I'm honest I think that this has been my practice month too (after all, what's a holiday without booze and we fly out to Mallorca on Saturday for a fortnight ) So, if af is coming she'd jolly well better HURRY UP so all my holiday sexing can be put to good use!

Glad to hear postive stories from the other ladies and love I suspect I'm joining you for the real getting upduffed month coming.

I just stormed out of a meeting, never done that before. Definitely a pregnancy symptom I think? It was a particularly irritating & impossible Frenchman winding me up so action was totally rational of course.

Haha, good for you jebel You can't help your hormones

I am getting waves f sickness in and off today. Nothing to do with the fact I have hardly eaten anything of course...

I have two bars on the shag dictator. Practically pregnant in every way

I too have been caught up in some kind of farcical mistaken identity. I'm on CD4 when I was clearly meant to be about 4 and a half weeks pregnant.

So, Hidingintheundergrowth, do we start a new thread or hang around here? I think the latter just on the offchance that this doesn't turn into an antenatal thread.

Which it will of course.

I'm still in the running havealittlefaithbaby - I'm on CD32 of a usual 26-28 day cycle. Haven't poas yet, am waiting until AF is a full 7-days late before I confirm what we already know... Have been known to have a 33-day cycle before, but this isn't one of those obviously. No symptoms of any kind to report.

HOW the jazzyjeff do you not test Latetothettcparty?

Impressive.

Sitting on your hands latetothettcparty?! Well I had done spotting, got a bit panicked but it stopped. Clearly still upduffed.

It's this positive attitude that's making it do-able to not poas, we already know I'm pregnant after all

Also still in the running. CD.. uhh, some number of another number. I'm not good with maths.

I'm allowed to test on the 20th anyway. I say test, I mean confirm of course.

Schobe, Hiding, stay stay! You are jolly well going to get pregnant this month and I'll brook no arguments.

I don't think the magic of this thread works retrospectively, that's all. I had understood that I would get pregnant at the first opportunity after joining the thread, which hasn't come yet - I too am on CD4.

Oooh, I am also on CD4. This is the month, ladies!

Omg omg omg omg. BFP. I knew buying those ovulation kits was a mistake.

Melliebobs!!! Wow!

Awesome news melliebobs!! Clearly this is working! Tempting fate and all.
I got bfn this morning but my temps are still high so clearly AM up duffed, just that stupid test didn't realise it yet!

Wow, melliebobs, that's brilliant news! Congratulations - so pleased for you! Yay! The magic of shopping for fertility products strikes again!

I got my blood test results back yesterday - all my hormone levels were normal which I actually found a bit frustrating as that means there must be some other reason for the disaster zone that is my luteal phase but I don't know what it is! Was also slightly to be given my results over the phone by someone who couldn't pronounce "progesterone"... Have asked my doctor to call me and discuss them and see what the next steps are now.

Still, this is my first month with the Magical Baby Producing Computer so I am expecting great things...

Hello??? Anyone remember me?

Can I still play?

I really didn't think I'd be THAT in the running this month cos of BASTARD STUDIES but have managed actual sex - yes! Your actual penis in vagina shagging! - at what I fink would be my most fertile time (I turned on the shag dictator on the first day of the month but have been too preoccupied to actually P on any S). Both shags were alarmingly effective on the Harry Met Sally front and on that basis I think we can safely say that I am now very, very definitely duffled. Might try and manage another shag in the next day or so what with being a total sex bomb these days

CONFABS to Mellie, and I am awfully sorry about the bastard Red Tide of Doom getting some folks. Clearly this was the practice month for some and probably me too and it's all about April babies this year...

PS Love am so glad your hormone levels were AOK. I understand the frustration tho - I almost wanted our tests to show an ishoo because it would explain my perpetually hollow uterus. But alas in our case it's just statistics. Bah!

Incidentally have you all seen the thread on how long it took folks to conceive? What's really interesting (and encouraging for people like me) is that one child can take 2 months, the next 20 months, and the next 4.

Is random innit

ARGH sorry, catching up - sorry about the BFN Have. CLEARLY a broke-ass piss-stick. You tell it what's what and do it again tomorrow, with gusto.

Thanks, Bloofer - glad to hear you managed some sexing! You are certaintly pregnant now. Statistics can be comforting, can't they - like the fact that 95% of couples are pregnant after 2 years of trying. I know that means 5% aren't, but those aren't bad odds.

Congratualtions mellie So pleased for you

And that's good about the hormones love You will most definitely be in the 95% catagory.

Well done bloofer. I think you should be expecting the morning sickness any day now!

Come to think of it maybe I started feeling inexplicably extremely sick within two hours of one shag, so much so that I had to leave a martini undrunk* and stub out my cigarette. I think we can safely say that was the world's fastest case of morning sickness. Obviously^

Hahaha! Your DP must have super sperm Maybe it's twins....