Might be a bit early but..... Jump on the December bus! Thread for those that (if we crack it!) will have a Christmas Baby due date!!!!

[Oceynorm]

Hi people,

Join if your planning on reciving a BFP just in time to give yourself and everyone of your family the best christmas present ever!!!

We've just started TTC and just missed last months CD so we're hoping for a Christmas baby now :)

Good luck people!

passes freshly made bread and best butter around

Oh ladies, I'm so buggered with this bleeding.....

Yesterday morning, i thought AF had got me, by lunch it had stopped but all that was showing was a small amount of brown fluid or old blood.

At bedtime last night it showed again, but woke up this morning thinking that AF would be waving her ugly head at me and again- NOTHING. apart from a small amount of brown fluid.

Obviously because i thought AF was going to be their this morning i didn't collect urine sample for a test!!!

Haven't got a clue when I'm meant to be due my AF because of irregular cycles either, and i've read that if it's too early into implantation it would only be negative anyway!

someone pass me a brownie, I'm mega fed up!

I think because of your very long cycles you are probably someone who genuinely will need to test repeatedly because it's very hard to know if any BFN is for real or just because it's too early in your cycle to get a positive test.

If your head is a bit wrecked and you think testing will offer you some clue as to what's going on, then do it.

Crowns Spidookly head of the bus

oh ocey I'm so sorry for the confusion re AF... there seem to be a lot of confusing 'symptoms' on this bus at the moment...confusing AF's or maybe implantations and irritating non-lines on POAS! let's hope there's some answers soon!!

Thanks spidookly

I've done three tests already, about a week before all this and all came back BFN.

From when i think i noticed Luteal phase, it's day 13 post ovulation.... (if i was right from seeing different discharge)

Any ideas from when it would be a good idea to test post ovulation!?

munches brownie with gusto

Hi all - can I join? Have been lurking for a bit, but tempted out of lurkdom by offers of brownies and freshly buttered bread - YUM!

I'm TTC#1, cycle 1, UCL 31, CD 26. And am driving myself mad with imagining feeling a smorgasbord of early pregnancy symptoms. Was convinced last night that I was feeling implantation on 9DPO, but it could well have been the lasagne we made for dinner.... :)

Oh, hang on, I'll add myself:

Daiso TTC#1 Cycle 1 UCL 28 AF due 16th March - BFP
Peapop TTC#1 Cycle 1 UCL28 AF due 18 March
XNickyPX TTC#2 cycle 2 UCL 28-29, AF Due 19th-20th - BFP
Sassymk TTC#2 Cycle 1 UCL28 AF due 20th March
Shelbury TTC3 Cycle 3 UCL27 AF due 23rd March - BFP
Cookiemonster100 TTC #1 cycle 6 UCL 28 AF due 24th March
Karbea TTC#1 CYCLE5 ucl 22-26 AF due 24th March
LivinInTheMoment TTC#1 Cycle 2 UCL28 AF due 25th March
Donkir TTC#2 CYCLE6 UCL 26 AF due 26th March
Iggly TTC#2 cycle 3 UCL 29-31 AF due 26 March - BFP
mickylee TTC#3 cycle 1 UCL - AF due 26th March
iknowanoldlady TTC #2 Cycle 2 UCL 24/25 AF due 26th March
Thinking11 TTC#1 cycle 3 UCL 25 AF due 27th March
Googietheegg TTC#1 Cycle 2 UCL UCL 29 AF due 27th March
Whitegold TTC#1 Cycle 1 UCL 36 AF due 27th March
LondonGirly TTC#1 cycle 1 UCL 32 AF due 28th March
MollyDefoe TTC#1 cycle 1 UCL 31 AF due 28th March
Youremindmeofthebabe TTC# 2 Cycle 7 Ucl 35 AF due 28th March
ThePippy TTC#2 cycle 3 UCL 24-26 AF due 28th March
PopsyWind TTC#2 cycle 3 UCL 28-32 AF due 30th March
75Sarah #1 Cycle 2 UCL 27/ 28 AF due 30th - 31st March
MrsMcJnr TTC#3 cycle 3 UCL 28 AF due 31 March
Poppyjen TTC#2 Cycle 1 UCL ? - AF due 31st March
rew108 TTC#2 Cycle 1 - AF due 31st March
wiglovessheep TTC#1 CYCLE 1, UCL 28, AF due 1st April
Nell799 TTC #1, Cycle 2 , UCL 35 , AF due 1st April , MC Jan.
WaitingforStork TTC#1, cycle 2, UCL 28, AF due 2nd April
Pink13 TTC#1, cycle 2, UCL 30, AF due 2nd April
BlueCrane TTC 1 cycle 3 UCL 30-37 AF due 2nd-9th April
MaybebabyR TTC 1 cycle 2 UCL 35 AF due 3rd April
xstitch TTC#2 cycle 4 UCL 30/31 AF due 4th April
Tanif TTC #1 Cycle 2 UCL 28 AF due 5th April
Sevendwarves TTC#2 Cycle 4 UCL 33 AF due 5th April
LB1982 TTC #1 Cycle 1 UCL 29-31 AF due 5th April
Mermummy TTC 2 Cycle 4 UCL 27-29 AF due 7th April
Caramelgirl TTC#2 Cycle 4 UCL26 AF due 7th April
Orangehead TTC#3 CYCLE 3 UCL 25-28 AF due 15th of April ish
Olismum TTC#2 CYCLE 1(post m/c) UCL 30-31 AF due 17th April
spidookly TTC#3 cycle 3 UCL 28 AF due 18th April
Weimy TTC#1 cycle 5 ucl 28 AF due 21st (ish) April

Hope that's right.

Welcome Molly... I love the name Molly. I always intended to name a daughter Molly, if I had one. Then I got a puppy and named it Molly... would it be weird to have a dog and a baby both named Molly?

Haha tanif that really made me chuckle!

:) I also love the name Molly (it's not my RL name), and would also like to call a daughter Molly. Or a cat. Whichever comes first! :)

Welcome to the bus molly

Is sassy around? Her AF was due a visit 2 days ago. Wonder what the outcome was?

Sorry guys, don't mean to be too bossy. I am certainly not the bus leader. seven is our conductor and that's all we need.

This is what happens when I don't have anything to do except sit about with my mates orange, weimy and peapop throwing cake and moaning about how crap I feel.

I have put my energy into a bit of list housekeeping to make up for it:

Daiso TTC #1 cycle 1 UCL 28 AF due 16 March - BFP
Peapop TTC #1 cycle 1 UCL 28 AF due 18 March
XNickyPX TTC #2 cycle 2 UCL 28-29 AF due 19-20 - BFP
Sassymk TTC #2 cycle 1 UCL 28 AF due 20 March
Shelbury TTC #3 cycle 3 UCL 27 AF due 23 March - BFP
Cookiemonster100 TTC #1 cycle 6 UCL 28 AF due 24 March
Karbea TTC #1 cycle 5 UCL 22-26 AF due 24 March
LivinInTheMoment TTC #1 cycle 2 UCL 28 AF due 25 March
Donkir TTC #2 cycle 6 UCL 26 AF due 26 March
Iggly TTC #2 cycle 3 UCL 29-31 AF due 26 March - BFP
mickylee TTC# 3 cycle 1 UCL - AF due 26 March
iknowanoldlady TTC #2 cycle 2 UCL 24-25 AF due 26 March
Thinking11 TTC #1 cycle 3 UCL 25 AF due 27 March
Googietheegg TTC #1 cycle 2 UCL 29 AF due 27 March
Whitegold TTC #1 cycle 1 UCL 36 AF due 27 March
LondonGirly TTC #1 cycle 1 UCL 32 AF due 28 March
Youremindmeofthebabe TTC #2 Cycle 7 UCL 35 AF due 28 March
ThePippy TTC #2 cycle 3 UCL 24-26 AF due 28 March
PopsyWind TTC #2 cycle 3 UCL 28-32 AF due 30 March
75Sarah TTC#1 cycle 2 UCL 27-28 AF due 30-31 March
MrsMcJnr TTC #3 cycle 3 UCL 28 AF due 31 March
Poppyjen TTC #2 cycle 1 UCL - AF due 31 March
wiglovessheep TTC #1 cycle 1 UCL 28 AF due 1 April
Nell799 TTC #1 cycle 2 UCL 35 AF due 1 April (MC Jan)
WaitingforStork TTC #1 cycle 2 UCL 28 AF due April
Pink13 TTC #1 cycle 2 UCL 30 AF due 2 April
BlueCrane TTC #1 cycle 3 UCL 30-37 AF due 2-9 April
MaybebabyR TTC #1 cycle 2 UCL 35 AF due 3 April
xstitch TTC #2 cycle 4 UCL 30-31 AF due 4 April
Tanif TTC #1 cycle 2 UCL 28 AF due 5 April
Sevendwarves TTC #2 cycle 4 UCL 33 AF due 5 April
LB1982 TTC #1 cycle 1 UCL 29-31 AF due 5 April
Mermummy TTC #2 cycle 4 UCL 27-29 AF due 7 April
Caramelgirl TTC #2 cycle 4 UCL 26 AF due 7 April
Orangehead TTC# 3 cycle 3 UCL 25-28 AF due 15 April (ish)
Olismum TTC #2 cycle 1 (post m/c) UCL 30-31 AF due 17 April
spidookly TTC #3 cycle 3 UCL 28 AF due 18 April
Weimy TTC #1 cycle 5 UCL 28 AF due 21 April (ish)

BlueCrane - I think we need a bit of good news soon, but looking at the list, I'm not sure where's it's going to come from before Friday.

FX it's the baby molly!!

This 2ww is boring me now. I am trying very hard not to symptom spot, and, even if I do say so myself, I am doing rather well!!

BUT, at work ( I am a scientist) everything I read at the moment is egg/ sperm related!! No escaping conception, even at work!!

Welcome Molly - have added you to my new improved list :)

Daiso TTC #1 cycle 1 UCL 28 AF due 16 March - BFP
Peapop TTC #1 cycle 1 UCL 28 AF due 18 March
XNickyPX TTC #2 cycle 2 UCL 28-29 AF due 19-20 - BFP
Sassymk TTC #2 cycle 1 UCL 28 AF due 20 March
Shelbury TTC #3 cycle 3 UCL 27 AF due 23 March - BFP
Cookiemonster100 TTC #1 cycle 6 UCL 28 AF due 24 March
Karbea TTC #1 cycle 5 UCL 22-26 AF due 24 March
LivinInTheMoment TTC #1 cycle 2 UCL 28 AF due 25 March
Donkir TTC #2 cycle 6 UCL 26 AF due 26 March
Iggly TTC #2 cycle 3 UCL 29-31 AF due 26 March - BFP
mickylee TTC# 3 cycle 1 UCL - AF due 26 March
iknowanoldlady TTC #2 cycle 2 UCL 24-25 AF due 26 March
Thinking11 TTC #1 cycle 3 UCL 25 AF due 27 March
Googietheegg TTC #1 cycle 2 UCL 29 AF due 27 March
Whitegold TTC #1 cycle 1 UCL 36 AF due 27 March
LondonGirly TTC #1 cycle 1 UCL 32 AF due 28 March
Youremindmeofthebabe TTC #2 Cycle 7 UCL 35 AF due 28 March
ThePippy TTC #2 cycle 3 UCL 24-26 AF due 28 March
MollyDefoe TTC#1 cycle 1 UCL 31 AF due 28th March
PopsyWind TTC #2 cycle 3 UCL 28-32 AF due 30 March
75Sarah TTC#1 cycle 2 UCL 27-28 AF due 30-31 March
MrsMcJnr TTC #3 cycle 3 UCL 28 AF due 31 March
Poppyjen TTC #2 cycle 1 UCL - AF due 31 March
wiglovessheep TTC #1 cycle 1 UCL 28 AF due 1 April
Nell799 TTC #1 cycle 2 UCL 35 AF due 1 April (MC Jan)
WaitingforStork TTC #1 cycle 2 UCL 28 AF due April
Pink13 TTC #1 cycle 2 UCL 30 AF due 2 April
BlueCrane TTC #1 cycle 3 UCL 30-37 AF due 2-9 April
MaybebabyR TTC #1 cycle 2 UCL 35 AF due 3 April
xstitch TTC #2 cycle 4 UCL 30-31 AF due 4 April
Tanif TTC #1 cycle 2 UCL 28 AF due 5 April
Sevendwarves TTC #2 cycle 4 UCL 33 AF due 5 April
LB1982 TTC #1 cycle 1 UCL 29-31 AF due 5 April
Mermummy TTC #2 cycle 4 UCL 27-29 AF due 7 April
Caramelgirl TTC #2 cycle 4 UCL 26 AF due 7 April
Orangehead TTC# 3 cycle 3 UCL 25-28 AF due 15 April (ish)
Olismum TTC #2 cycle 1 (post m/c) UCL 30-31 AF due 17 April
spidookly TTC #3 cycle 3 UCL 28 AF due 18 April
Weimy TTC #1 cycle 5 UCL 28 AF due 21 April (ish)

Sorry, but PMSL @ poor maybe having to deal with sperm and egg all day at work :o

That is like a special torture devised just to drive you bonkers :o

I know spidookly serves me right for bein so smug about not symptom spotting

maybe I'm having something similar. I'm a lawyer and I seem to be dealing with an awful lot of paternity tests at the moment. Had someone demanding a maternity test the other day which seemed bizarre... I think I'd remember whether or not I personally had pissed a watermelon, but there you go.

Tanif That made me laugh out loud! I'm sitting in a library doing some research for my next book (well, in between checking MN threads), and just got some very weird looks from the people sitting around me!

Haha! Classic tanif!!

Maybe it can ease our fears of childbirth??!!

:o @ maternity test

I want to see the Jeremy Kyle where THAT is the theme :o

(not really)

tanif That is so funny I can't imagine how someone would be unsure. Did she think she may have taken the wrong baby or something?

spidookly I crowned you for the good advice rather than being bossy :)

You lot have very good jobs. I am impressed! I was a beauty therapist before moving to turkey (where I couldn't get a work permit)

maybe don't worry about childbirth, it does hurt but I am happy to give it a third go and I am a wimp! Plus I won't be heading to the UK for this one and here Normal births are without any drugs

Micky you're brave, I want to be so full of drugs I feel like a liberal arts student at Glastonbury!

:(

God, this bus needs cheering up.

Round of 10 Green Bottles anyone?

Anyone know any jokes?

Here's something funny, especially for our scientist maybe

Should mention, that clip NSFW (if your work dislikes swearing)

at Jeremy Kyle spidookly

Thanks micky I'm fairly sure it makes you the opposite of a wimp if you're on number 3