Roll up, roll up for the BESH fun fair in the land (30s)

[Truffkin]

Oh yes, this place is filled with your finest hormonal roller coasters, dodgems (mainly enjoyed by the spermz) and the finest side shows you'll find anywhere. Come and squeeze our buzzwams to check for imaginary aches & pains, play 'guess when I'm ovulating' (made all the harder when you're as wizened and decrepit as we are) and indulge in a little light WOOFLing if you're feeling up to the challenge. There's are even droid shies for taking out your pain on the beeping little fecker when he comes along to rain on your parade.

So, if you've been TTC since the chairoplanes were the latest attraction, let's hear about it.

The digi stick says yes! Although it took ages to say it and only says 1 - 2 weeks. I'll worry less when I get past the droid time. Have developed The Fear and hardly slept a wink!

mole when I had similar it started off heavy like droid but only lasted 2 days not five. I did see the docs to put mind at rest (also imagined lethal fertility ending disease) if you have no other symptoms such as fever or sign of infection they are likely to dismiss it as a one off. But it is good to put your mind at rest anyway.

Great news KittyKat - congratulations!

I really am so thrilled for our 2 winners this week - we'd seemed to be in a bit of a drout so well done gals! :)

I'm going to do The Sechs tonight - much to early but you've got to keep them on side eh? . Then I'm home thursday night - will be knackered, pop the Bear in to daycare on friday and then come home and do much more of The Sechs which will be excellent time. Absence makes the heart grow fonder/ovaries pop with enthusiasm?

kat! A win! Well done you! And according to the ancient annals of BESH a line is a line is a line.

astronomicalfanjo hope you get your mind put at rest at the docs poor love, I mean slag.

Good work on the sechs for fun AllPine

I have brought the poorly BESH a tube of these is vay vay nice with tequila.

This is clearly a fertile fairground!

What??? I didn't even get the chance to get started on your kidneys, Kat .

Hoorah for the line! Hoorah for the BESHwinnage!

Moley buggeration, random things like that always make me convinced the world is about to fall on my head - I once had a persistant leg pain after getting off a long haul flight and spent months convinced it was a DVT. Needless to say, it was not a DVT and my leg is still fully attached. Hope the GP is helpful and not as shite as mine usually is.

Evening all, hope you've all had a lovely day such as I have; snuffling baby lambs, and frolicking in daffodil strewn country lanes. and obviously drinking neat vodka and lusting over farm hands along the way. Obviously.

Am in so much of an appreciative state of your kind words and gentle prods I'm practically horizontal- bleeding,if anything, worse today, but still no pain at all, so i'm pretty happy to wait til tomorrow for investigations to commence. ^am thinking will ring epau for advice too- have enough uterine fails up my sleeve to justify bothering them, even without bfp this Time, and I think it could be quickest way to get my dildocam. Obviously don't really care about outcome, as long as my fanjo gets on t'telly.

Hooray for digi yes kitty! how you doing this eve? lara, how bout you? Tested much again ?

Yes nebulacunt me too - saw carpets of daffs this afternoon at Madresfield (big house near us that they only open once a year on 'Daffodil Sunday') and it was bloody wonderful, sorted my mega emotional head right out, as I unfortunately spent much of the morning having a 'good cry' (as my Mom would say).

That is shoite about the continued bleeding, think epau is a darn good idea.

Nice to see you Dor, howzit going?

Bitey I am going to get me some Berocca and try to get well by the time I have my next lot of blood tests.

I am doing alright ta. Had a fab chilled out weekend doing bugger all and I am preparing for a very busy week. Think I am about to seriously kick off at my GP's today if I don't get my blood results in. It will be 3 weeks on Wednesday I had them taken - that's ridiculous surely!!!

Everyone else alrighty?

Bitey - you say a line is a line is a line. So how about imaginary lines...?

I am currently torturing myself, and am uncertain if even a decent fish slap would help. I POAS (First Response) and convinced myself that I saw a line yesterday at 12DPO. I even bothered my DP with it, he looked hungover and confused and said that he thought it was where the line was supposed to go, but didn't really see what I was on about. Internet cheapie in the afternoon, negative (or was that a really really faint line?). And the madness continues this morning. I haven't been this bad since the months after my first miscarriage. Honestly, am slapping myself with <a class="break-all" href="http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?imgurl=www.bobrobertsonline.co.uk/uploads/goldfish.jpg&imgrefurl=www.bobrobertsonline.co.uk/2010-mid-september-blog/&usg=__F3GK2vm-kC-rrUmK160mljKM0WY=&h=300&w=281&sz=9&hl=en&start=45&zoom=1&tbnid=70JxWMc39W2tQM:&tbnh=165&tbnw=144&ei=lkGQTdKbHZDQ4gamtcD-Cw&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dgoldfish%26um%3D1%26hl%3Den%26client%3Dsafari%26sa%3DN%26rls%3Den%26biw%3D1280%26bih%3D680%26tbs%3Disch:10%2C1894&um=1&itbs=1&iact=hc&vpx=594&vpy=259&dur=3581&hovh=232&hovw=217&tx=159&ty=166&oei=iEGQTaKgLYaChQebosHGDg&page=4&ndsp=18&ved=1t:429,r:14,s:45&biw=1280&bih=680" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">this little goldfish, to no avail.

Is being neurotic a symptom?

Being neurotic is a symptom of being a BESH Brownsauce. Did you do one this morning?

Oh and Dor - good luck with the medics. Blood tests should be back sharpish, so I think they have had a cock up somewhere. And Starry, if you're off to the docs today, then good luck on talking up your fanjo to the point were they agree that it needs to be seen on screen...

Yes. I did one this morning. I thought I saw the faintest of faint lines, but really in all honesty, if I'd given it to you you would have said negative. More the place where the line is supposed to go. Fuckity fuck fuck.

Internet cheapies haven't really done it for me - when I got pregnant last year, they didn't say yay until 15 DPO. I have one ClearBlue digital test left somewhere... but don't want to use that unless I think it's going to say "pregnant". I know that's ridiculous.

I do that imagining a line thing all the time. It's worse when there's a window s you get a reflection from the control line. Bastard 2WOOFling. 2 or 3 days to wait, when is droid due?

It's a relief to know that imagining a line isn't something I invented...! Am in a totally foul mood about it though, as am more accustomed to being a little more logical about things. Well that's a lie, but I aspire to being more logical about things. Droid due today or tomorrow.

Hope it stays away then lovely.

I am so depressed today that I want to hide in a duvet cave. Not going into work until 1pm, which is nice, but working until 9pm, which isn't.

Oh dear Boo - that sucks. Anything in particular, or just the whole being ill, TTC-sucky nonsense? Can I help? I'm on at 2. Until 10pm.

Sorry for all the crapiness and 2WOOFLing madness that is going on. Please to help yourself to this Gin trifle I made, and these Champagne and gin cocktails to wash it down with. WHat do you mean its too early on a Monday morning? Thats nonsense talk.

Hmm, well without a picture brownowl is hard to say. If you look at a stick you haven't weed on can you see a place where a line is supposed to go? If no then what is the meaning of the place where the line should be on the stick you have weed on? Those hormone receptors are reacting to something. Not wishing to fuel menkul or owt....

Boo what's the matter lovely? Come here for hair strokes.

Brown Shiftwork sucks - I rarely have to work late so am kicking myself up the arse for being all 'my diamond shoes are too tight'.

Am feeling low because I'm sick of being ill, MrBoo has been ill too and unable to do some of his share of the housework because his hands have been so poorly (he has been ace in other ways though), I thought I was relatively zen about not having another baby but the thought of smallboo never having a sibling is making me very sad, and I am also very sleep deprived because smallboo has been waking in the night for about the past 3 weeks and then very early despite that and it takes it's toll after a while. Droid is here and very heavy - I'll probably be ok tomrrow because that's when it usually eases up. I just wish I had a 'Red Tent' to go and hide in until droid is over and done with.

me me me me me me me me me...

Wonder how Molina is today. hope she's got an appointment with le docteur.

I am now 'friends' with Richard Armitage on Facebook. I am kidding myself it's the real one... :o

Brownie the line I got at 12 DPO was so faint on an internet cheapie I had to hold it up to the light and get out a magnifying glass and even then I thought I was probably imagining it. I am hoping and hoping and hoping some more that the rusty beeping bastard fails to appear and the line gets less imaginary.

Is it just me getting old and grumpy or are all drivers shit now? I got cut up and almost hit this morning by a sodding cow in a yuppie 4 wheel drive. And then had to overtake her whilst simultaneously swearing, gesticulating and indicating to pull out (which is exactly what she'd failed to do). They don't teach you that in driving lessons, do they?

:o Booty

fingers crossed for you brownie If you want a lesson in 'imaginary' lines have a look at bootys photos :o

boots i think they disconnect the indicators when they sell 4x4s to women, something to do with using unnecessary lengths of wire. Times are tight in the motor industry right now.

4 wheel drive tanks should be banned from urban environments in my view. Don't get me wrong, they're fine if you have to go milk the cattle, or take some fencing up a hill, but to drop little Fanny and Freddie off at nursery? My god. [Hope I've not offended 4 wheel drive tank BESH drivers...]

As for photographing the imaginary lines Booty, I was too embarrassed. Thanks for re-fueling the menkul though. Was almost over myself.. And Boo - feel free to have a me me me me moment. When I fired up the computer I was thinking that I would clusterpost until Alps came on and laughed at me... But it's turned out nicer than that..

Shhh, don't say that Brownie or I'll get kicked out for being too soft, I'm sure I'm on a verbal warning since the crap woo thread...

The gauntlet has been laid darling Snowypony... wake up and be caustic with us. I do love a good old fashioned BESH dressing down before I go to work :o