Roll up, roll up for the BESH fun fair in the land (30s)

[Truffkin]

Oh yes, this place is filled with your finest hormonal roller coasters, dodgems (mainly enjoyed by the spermz) and the finest side shows you'll find anywhere. Come and squeeze our buzzwams to check for imaginary aches & pains, play 'guess when I'm ovulating' (made all the harder when you're as wizened and decrepit as we are) and indulge in a little light WOOFLing if you're feeling up to the challenge. There's are even droid shies for taking out your pain on the beeping little fecker when he comes along to rain on your parade.

So, if you've been TTC since the chairoplanes were the latest attraction, let's hear about it.

Have banged up the droid with yours in the clink now Pone as it's the full on bloody deal this morning. You have made me guffaw with the 'slutty granny' reference though so it's not all doom and gloom, am very grateful :o

maDamnthedroid sorry about the fucker, especially fucking with your head in a sneaky symptom fashion ,cunting robot. Have placed it along with local
Councillors in pit with nina and george on night of a full moon, where it will be torn limb from limb, slowly And agonisingly.

I'm still shitting water. Do you think I should perhaps stop eating for a couple of days?

Loving this spring malarky btw, whoever organised it, ta

Sorry about the red pants Boo. When you were out with a friend and everything too. What a massive bunch of suck

Alps, or lift attendants

SHIT. That sounds like I shagged a lift attendant. I didn't. Don't quite know what the in-laws would have made of me going out and pulling in the absence of their dear son.

(4th post in a row), I think that knowing what he does about science, MrA would realise reasonably quickly that two people with as markedly blue eyes and ginger fair hair as we have producing a dark eyed baybee would cause some eyebrows to be raised.

Ah.. don't worry Rie it wasn't a big night out -I was only next door :o

Am ignoring red pants and concentrating on red head instead. Now I can see it in the light of day am pleased, although it's less the orange red I was expecting is proper red red (oh I have such a way with words :P).

Am sniggering at the lift attendant comment (was that very random, or have I missed something upthread?), but am going to kick you up the arse into the sea for the Australian beach babe one. Why would MrA want to shag one of those when he has his very own gorgeous Cornocymru one at home hmm? :o

Now get thy knickers off and lay on the bed surrounded by rose petals for when he gets home. When does he get home?

pfft. does

I'll be lying there awhile, Boo. It'll be like that scene in The Secretary where she sits at the desk for days and wets herself. He's home on Wednesday morning, the bastard.

PS, you know, lift attendants what operate the cable cars up t'mountains? I did make friends with one, but he had a grey Mohican and was, I suspect, an alcoholic. Not sperm donor material.

Perhaps best not then Rie. Unless the sight of a malnourished you drenched in piss surrounded by decaying foliage is what does it for him, in which case I might suggest you find another man to contemplate parenthood with. (Or AIBU?)

Oh, I see. Having never been skiing, I didn't know that's what they were called. I had an image of Sting in Quadrophenia (and he wasnt playing a lift attendant either).

Poor sickly BESH. I have a broken kidney to add to that. Not fun.

Boo and Alps Droids have been locked in with <a class="break-all" href="http://www.google.it/imgres?imgurl=extras.mnginteractive.com/live/media/site203/2007/0517/20070517_112750_051807_blaylock.jpg&imgrefurl=cimccpoa.blogspot.com/2007_05_01_archive.html&usg=__IF8hqONu3fzXDqpBtA7CPzMMYJA=&h=341&w=300&sz=32&hl=it&start=0&zoom=1&tbnid=8lB4IIzTXppZOM:&tbnh=138&tbnw=121&ei=v9iNTaLAEZKq8AP61dWgDw&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dprison%2Binmate%26hl%3Dit%26biw%3D1218%26bih%3D600%26gbv%3D2%26tbs%3Disch:1&itbs=1&iact=hc&vpx=465&vpy=91&dur=83&hovh=239&hovw=211&tx=111&ty=140&oei=ptiNTeXVCoOX8QOWuN2gDw&page=1&ndsp=19&ved=1t:429,r:2,s:0" rel="nofollow" target="_blank">this guy.

Boo you are so stylish, matching your hair to your droid. But do you have a red bag too?

Feeling much rested and much more stable and calm for having had TWO lie-ins and much lounging about. Sweet relief. AND have organised out Easter break (trip to France), and unpacked the final two boxes. Chuckling about slutty granny and lift attendants... Pleased to watch the massive turnout on the march in London and off to the Boat Race shortly. Life is feeling a little more manageable today. Amazing what a bit of sleep will do for a lady.

Soz about droid action all round. Poo bum. Am going to be in the same boat (!) in a couple of days no doubt.

A line! A line! A bloody chuffing second very feintly pinkish line. On four asda own brand tests.
Have got a clearblue ready for tomorrow morning!
The line is ridiculously feint given that period due tomorrow or Monday latest.
But a line is a line and I am pregnant!

Wahey! Best news all day. Not naked but have rapped the girls out of my vest top.

Can I get a woop woop for KitKat!

Boo sorry for droid & Mole hope you stop weeing through your bottom soon. We are a bunch of broken BESH right now. can someone bring some vitimans & the like on board the funfair? P'raps next fred needs to be at a heath spa / recovery centre??

Today I have bought a denim all in one thing from G Star. Mutton as lamb? Can't find picture to show you.

Just popping in to do some nekkid dancing for Kat. Whoop! Congratulations!!!!

Jiggle Jiggle of the nekkid variety- jolly good work katgotthecream!!

Good news Kat.

Another win! For KittyKat! Well done laydee. I have been an emotional wreck all day but that has made me smile :)

Oh boo, come here and let me stroke you better

My 'spotting' has developed into full gush now- am sort of pretending it's just droid now, if two weeks early, though it's painless which is an improvement on the usual. Am secretly hoping now tis evidence of underactive thyroid hormone complications, and that could explain why I'm struggling to lose weight, and so it's not my fault for eating all the pies. Am mostly annoyed as it's rather scuppered the get less pounds for a pound plan, have made no money in the last four days,unless you count swimming against the rapids in Centre Parks.

Boring self now- happy Saturday evening y'all- Hope you all out doing fun stuff?

I am getting worried about you Cunty - you will go to see the GP on Monday won't you? Please?

Will do promise Miss x

Kat - great news!! That's the best news I've heard all day too.. and a bit of (tired, just about to go to bed) nekid dancing over here too...

ps stary - worried about you this end too.

Kat - what does the spend stick say?

Glitterfanjo - please go to doc. :(

Sunshine - at age 37 am struggling to envisage all in one denim number being tasteful. Pls to provide foties and/or tell us at which stage of your cycle you are. Hormones? Shitfaced?

Defo go the docs moleface of course, but also try not to worry too much in the mean time. When this happened to me it was like a proper droid after first day of spotting, bright red, although lighter than normal (prob normal by others standards as my droid used to be of tsunami proportions) and lasted about 3 days before returning to spotting. Just wanted to put yours (and others) mind at rest that this is still most likely a case of random mid cycle bleedage.

Big congrates on the BFP kitkat :o