Howdy pardners, grab your corset and mosey on down to the BESHt Little Whorehouse for all Wannabe Differs (30's)

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Why howdy pardners, tighten your corsets, put a feather in your hair, pull on your boots and garter (*nipple tassles optional but welcome) and mosey on down to the BESHt little whorehouse in all of Diffas. Where the finest 30?s TTCers will fulfil your every need. There?s firewater -?Hendricks-- on tap and we?ll WOOFL you until you can?t WOOFL no more. Yeehaaw.

Menu
Straight up ? the best rootin?, tootin? baby making sechs in 7 counties
Cougar style ? like Doggy but with claws, acceptable for updiffage
Rodeo ? to be followed by a quick dismount to avoid leakage
Sherrif style ? with spurs on
Backdoor ? Recreational but not recommended

Specials
Dildocam ? Half price this month only
Needlework/Foot massage ? for those who like it a little bit woo
Zinc shooters ? to keep the posse on the straight and narrow
Positive thinking ? by the glass
Eggwhite omelettes ? to keep your energy levels up
Gentlemen are kindly reminded to leave all prophylactics by the door and to kindly leave the cowboy juice in the receptacles provided as directed.

I knew you lot would give me good, sensible reassuring answers

I reckon I have 33 cakes too many, fucksticks. Half are chocolate and half are vanilla, wait til I've made the 2 kilos of butter icing and I will bring the leftovers; we can rub the butter icing on cowboyDanielCraig for entertainment. Not the chocolate butter icing though, that would just look like he shat himself. Wrong.

Also; salts that is the rankest thing ever; I almost sicked just looking at the packet. Bacon and egg? Gah.

two cowboys, one cupcake? ewww.

14 DPO btw. But was using a supposedly 10 mml/whatever it is stick so am not remotely hopeful and think it is just droid being a fucker yet again. Am sitting at laptop willing droid to just fecking arrive. Is v.irritating. I need to drink copious amounts of gin this evening; this is messing up my Gin Plan.

Daniel Craig got broken yesterday, I found him under a chair. Don't know ho did it though

How do you have twice as many cakes as you need? Can't you just freeze them, or, I don't know, SEND THEM TO MEEEEEEEEEEE....

Stop menkuling. It doesn't get you diffed. Sorry to become a bore, but the only way I will defeat the menkul is if I repeat my mantra to you lot endlessly.

who. not 'ho'

They also do 'chicken' flavour.

Owls Drink the gin anyway. I went drinking with the lovely head when I was potentially diffed and am sure the 3 bottles of prosecco and some gin that we consumed between the two of us are why this BOC has stuck around for the last 23 weeks.

I like your thinking, Drom

wrong diddley wrong wrong. meoldsalts

Happy Birthday to youuuuuuuuuuuuuuu twoooooooooo!

Welcome to Ginfoxy

Rie That post has made my morning [hgrin]

Am sulking because droid is here and it hurts, and because no-one commented on my outfit when I broke the fred last night.

strigiformes-gibleatus am happy to overlook chocolate icing if it was, say, on cowboy craig's abodominal muscles.

salky was "ho" a freudian slip?

salty not salky soz.

PS Sorry for cluster post just seen wakeupBoo's fabulous ensemble and am [henvy]

too late, she's gone to Birmingham, dragging the broken Mr Craig behind her...

at DrunkandLaries good one Bitey.

Sorry for the droidage Boo. I'm not massive keen on The Craig anyway, too blonde for me.

Giblettini tiz not possible to have "too many cakes"? Does not compute.

Morning hoes. Think am actually dying.

Happy birthday birthday twinz.

Must have been something you ate I expect Rie.

morning RIERIE

MORNING RIERIE oh sorry was that a little loud? :o

Oh dear, hope she fixes him salty what/ who can we smear with icing now owly?

lets put it on Rie, might make her feel better?

too sweet I think. I need something Marmite flavoured. I didn't actually have any tea you see. It was nine-ish and we had a text from Beautiful Assistant who said they were in the pub and did we want a quiet drink. MrA said, don't worry, you can eat afterwards. Dear oh dear.

Am wondering how I managed to spell "wallowing" but not "have".

I had poached eggs on marmite toast for breakfast..shall I whip you some up?

wrote a properly long post but internet ate it!

Well, I go away for a few days and miss a win! Congratulations orchid am very pleased for you!

Am in the final stretch of the 2wwoofl but holiday made it much nicer. We had a lovely time and I did all the unhealthy things you can't when preggers. Alcohol, caffeine, cigarrettes, hot tubs, nice cheese, rare steak....
9dpo and succumbed to a test but was not surprised to see it negative. Think I missed the best day. Will try not to waste anymore sticks and wait for droid to come. Skint now so stick budget must be slashed next month, no digi-smiley faces, no cbfm. Think it all makes it worse sometimes, a month off it will be good.

rie, salty marmite?! yuck! I'm in the hate it category.