Howdy pardners, grab your corset and mosey on down to the BESHt Little Whorehouse for all Wannabe Differs (30's)

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Why howdy pardners, tighten your corsets, put a feather in your hair, pull on your boots and garter (*nipple tassles optional but welcome) and mosey on down to the BESHt little whorehouse in all of Diffas. Where the finest 30?s TTCers will fulfil your every need. There?s firewater -?Hendricks-- on tap and we?ll WOOFL you until you can?t WOOFL no more. Yeehaaw.

Menu
Straight up ? the best rootin?, tootin? baby making sechs in 7 counties
Cougar style ? like Doggy but with claws, acceptable for updiffage
Rodeo ? to be followed by a quick dismount to avoid leakage
Sherrif style ? with spurs on
Backdoor ? Recreational but not recommended

Specials
Dildocam ? Half price this month only
Needlework/Foot massage ? for those who like it a little bit woo
Zinc shooters ? to keep the posse on the straight and narrow
Positive thinking ? by the glass
Eggwhite omelettes ? to keep your energy levels up
Gentlemen are kindly reminded to leave all prophylactics by the door and to kindly leave the cowboy juice in the receptacles provided as directed.

I'm here Sanddunes

My hangover has been severely tested since my last post. Downton Abbey then bed.

ARE YOU OK BOO?

Oh fukkit, you lots are harsh. I'll buy my own coat.

Now, where is everyone??

I think they have lives

Lives? what? What you mean outside of here???

In other news, Primula squeezy cheese has just gone straight in at the top of my list of Most Disgusting Things.Just saw an advert where they suggested you use it as an ingredient. Wrong.

I'm COOKING!

No interestingflutetypeinstrumentthatfitsinyourhand it's just that some of us can't look at the laptop screen for long today without going all funny. :o

Arielautomatic!! What are you cooking dear?

I luff my coat and now I've spent that much money I'll never be able to go out / eat / have heating on again.....in my defence I did work 3 Saturdays in a row for my brother (he has a running shop, I went & stood outside on a stall and sold trainers and other athletic articles. It was very cold yesterday. He pays quite well...) however in the spirit of BESHness anyone can have a go of said coat.

Now where's that fucking tiffin?!!

Oh and boo - Squeezy cheese. Hideous. Vegan sister says it's made with fish fat?!!

salty I heard a rumour that there is somewhere outside of here, but I'm not sure they can be true.

Aries what's for dinner and is there enough for the rest of us?

SunnyD surely you needed the coat in order to stand outside in the cold?

Hello, I've just arrived and am sad to say that the link to the Dream Coat (am assuming it isn't technicolour) doesn't work for me. SaltiestOne if I knew what it looked like I would certainly utilise all of my cunningest cunning to secure it for you. Boob ogling would be a good reward. (and I might try for a grope as well)

I have had a wonderful afternoon lying in bed variously eating Cadbury fruit & nut, reading ok magazine (both purchased by TGB when he went to get milk ) and watching the grand prix. I have just watched Strictly and am now turning over for X Factor. TGB is out fetching takeaway for dinner. I am very lucky to have such an indulgent man.

Ocarina no way would I wear that coat on a stall - tis full of sweaty athletes at the end of muddy cross country races. I had on 4 layers plus Mr Sols North Face duvet type coat yesterday. I looked like the Michelin man.

I don't believe there is anything outside of the BESH fred......

Truffkin I was disappointed with this weeks OK mag. It seemed rather dull. TGB on the other hand sounds like a great catch

Nothing fancy. Veggie roast. We keep continental hours chez nous.

However I'm very :( about lovely Jimi Mistry.

Hmm, fair point. Mind you, if I spent that much on a coat I think I'd have to wear it everywhere to get my money's worth! So is it a case of the runners who've got to the end and discover they've got blisters are seduced into buying nice new shoes?

Yesterday was at some huge national XC final. Lots of children and their parents buying XC 'spikes' (silly trainers with studs on bottom to stop them falling over in the mud) and lots of people buying waterproofs / gloves / hats for the winter.

Oh I know Rie I got all tearful (I am a sap). Bless him.

Am back- I ironed. I have ceased ironing on the basis that apparently I ironed the shirt he 'doesn't like' and I should have known that never mind that it was in the wash so has clearly just been worn Am slightly abashed as molette just said 'daddy mean at mummy now' because i told her to for some reason that doesn't make me evilmom.

sunny sounds like you earned every stitch of thread on that coat, wear with pride. If I get some of your shoes will I be able to run really really fast? Or at all?

I watched strictly and x factor for the first/second time last night. Is it just me or is it all a wee bit programming by numbers now. Am glad to see they've cut all that pre performance fighting talk from the judges, did the cliche police call?

I always take far too long to type- bet you're all talking about fish now.

Shall I ask more irritating questions at end of paragraphs?

Or Not?

Please continue wiv the questioning moonsnuffles

I am of Kylie's hair. I am not wanting to talk about fish.

Primal Scream on a fucking Kelloggs advert?!!!