Howdy pardners, grab your corset and mosey on down to the BESHt Little Whorehouse for all Wannabe Differs (30's)

[LadyGoneGaga]

Why howdy pardners, tighten your corsets, put a feather in your hair, pull on your boots and garter (*nipple tassles optional but welcome) and mosey on down to the BESHt little whorehouse in all of Diffas. Where the finest 30?s TTCers will fulfil your every need. There?s firewater -?Hendricks-- on tap and we?ll WOOFL you until you can?t WOOFL no more. Yeehaaw.

Menu
Straight up ? the best rootin?, tootin? baby making sechs in 7 counties
Cougar style ? like Doggy but with claws, acceptable for updiffage
Rodeo ? to be followed by a quick dismount to avoid leakage
Sherrif style ? with spurs on
Backdoor ? Recreational but not recommended

Specials
Dildocam ? Half price this month only
Needlework/Foot massage ? for those who like it a little bit woo
Zinc shooters ? to keep the posse on the straight and narrow
Positive thinking ? by the glass
Eggwhite omelettes ? to keep your energy levels up
Gentlemen are kindly reminded to leave all prophylactics by the door and to kindly leave the cowboy juice in the receptacles provided as directed.

Not me! I graduated in 1997 I believe. But it was Scotland, so I had been at uni about 37 years by that time.

boo I hope I can be lucky enough to have 3 within 4 years - don't know if my body will play along or not. I just took the aspirin until a few days after my BFP. With hindsight I should've continued to take it and it might've saved me from pre-eclampsia... but who can say for sure?

Not you starry? Which child graduated in 2000?

3 within 4 years?

Ooh arielgetsitclean you can nearly see my old house from the Forest ground! (well not really but it's just a couple of miles up the road) I spent half my life on that embankment doing the sport involving cox and stroke.

I am Birmingham born and bred but have lived in Worcester since 1994.

sorry missed the off that.

That was my plan too ponthealp, never mind, will just have to have 2 in the next year...

Reason I asked Alps that was a close friend of mine had to take aspirin throughout her second prenancy because of a tragedy caused by the sticky blood thing in her first. Is the risk of pre-eclampsia related to that too?

I need to get re-diffed whilst still in the stages of euphoria and still ignoring the horrors of pregnancy. But what will be will be and I'm a glass half full kind of a person so will try not to whine! (try)

I have typal diorrhea, diohrreha, diorrheear-- can't stop posting, it's a sickness.

boo They don't really seem to know what causes pre-eclampsia - some research suggests that it's an auto-immune response to foreign DNA... because it's less likely to happen with my subsequent children with jailbait - BUT more likely to happen with a new partner. My immune system's always been a bit weird. If the aspirin can help, great - but there are no guarantees of course.

Me too... need to feed the baby & get some zeds as jailbait is working tonight so won't be on baby duty tomorrow which means I have to do sensible, grown-up things and look after a man baby.

I don't think I could cope with three. I'm not even sure if I can cope with two after tonight's events

Oh and Woo Hoo Radicchioexplosion :o

def get all sleep deprivation, nappyness, etc over as soon as poss ski, my MIL had 3 in 3 years, and was just temporarily insane for a while apparently, but got it over with quickly!

BBB has just randomly made meringues for the first time-poss beginners luck but the best I've ever had I'd say...they are SW free foods right?

as long as they are not saltys meringues its all good.

Where is salty anyway?

"Nooooooo don't touch the meringues" is up there with cake carrying in my all time favourite BESHisms.

Rierieies It was Sunny who graduated in 2000.

Please to link to thread with the meringues in pussinboots ?

It was the last thing LadyG wrote about 3 or 4 freds ago, just as we were leaving. She left out a plate of meringues and raspberry coulis.

I suspect it was the Arabian nights one?

Anyhoo, never touch salty 's meringues, that's the important message here

I will go on a search - I need a larf.

:o Got it. Larfed.

Has everyone gone to bed?

I gave birth to MiniG in Derby in my brief time of living there, Sunshine. As updiffed didn't spend any time cruising the seedier drinking establishments though, more's the pity.

And Boo I'm in a Regal Spa town not too far from you.

Anyway, I concur. Don't touch the meringues. They're made of special stuff. (Anyone a League of Gentlemen fan?)

I think the final shag of the campaign has been accomplished .

...Providing the temps go up tomorrow (please let them, please let them)

LaydeeG Yes love the LOG. Fave line from film: 'Geoff Tipps, a clever man with a big cock, comes in and stops the king from being killed. He is a Hero. His cock is big'

Always makes me and my man roll about in hysterics, along with 'That is an Homunculus. Class.

Congrats on your shagathon, I am truly in awe. I've got two days ish to prepare for mine and I feel like shit and should be asleep.

Spa town? The salty one, the one with the posh shops or the one with the peace festival?

Peace festival.

They should show the LOG again (prob do somewhere on the millions of channels).

Lovely place to live, although was getting excited it might be the salty one, as that is really really close!

I am going to sleep now. Night BESHlets.