Howdy pardners, grab your corset and mosey on down to the BESHt Little Whorehouse for all Wannabe Differs (30's)

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Why howdy pardners, tighten your corsets, put a feather in your hair, pull on your boots and garter (*nipple tassles optional but welcome) and mosey on down to the BESHt little whorehouse in all of Diffas. Where the finest 30?s TTCers will fulfil your every need. There?s firewater -?Hendricks-- on tap and we?ll WOOFL you until you can?t WOOFL no more. Yeehaaw.

Menu
Straight up ? the best rootin?, tootin? baby making sechs in 7 counties
Cougar style ? like Doggy but with claws, acceptable for updiffage
Rodeo ? to be followed by a quick dismount to avoid leakage
Sherrif style ? with spurs on
Backdoor ? Recreational but not recommended

Specials
Dildocam ? Half price this month only
Needlework/Foot massage ? for those who like it a little bit woo
Zinc shooters ? to keep the posse on the straight and narrow
Positive thinking ? by the glass
Eggwhite omelettes ? to keep your energy levels up
Gentlemen are kindly reminded to leave all prophylactics by the door and to kindly leave the cowboy juice in the receptacles provided as directed.

Impressed with the 12 year tatoo plan (or did it just tke that long to work up the courage? )

I went to Uni in Derby MANY years ago.

Oooh Rocket did you ever go out drinking on Sadler Gate?!! I was brought up here, left when I was 18 vowing never to come back and then came back....!! Went to a few tatoo places with picture when I was at uni (in Glasgow) but was too scared by the places so kept chickening out.

You can fit your fist in your mouth???? Christ on a bike, woman.

Good thing it didn't get stuck, that would have been very difficult to explain to the nice ambulance men via the art of mime.

Am back! bed time dramas- when you gets your baybees, make sure you gets the ones that go to sleep
I gave you a massive clue- did you just think I was using Italics willy nilly? In fact, the very event took place in Glasgow, due to rectoral duties of said actor, so you've probably met him hundreds of times sunny, what's your alumni? (is that the right way of saying when were you there?) I was at Edinburgh, bessie mate at Glasgow- spent many happy rainy days/nights there...cheesy pop?!

Yo nightbird how's it hanging?

sunshine , cunty read a paper which suggested that a huge percentage of chemical pregnancies or very early miscarriages were caused by "sticky thick blood" in the mothers - and that aspirin could help. The first month I used it after OV I got one which didn't fall out. Worked for cunty too of course - she had one which fell out too.

I was just about to try that as well... :o

Sadler Gate oh yes that rings a bell, It used to have a big student bar called Vines on it I think? And also a 'club' called the Blue Note? Did a fabulous line in Mad dog 20 20 as I recall (amazing I can recall anything really)

Although my favourite place was called "the Rock House" I think. Also there was a proper crusty pub the other end of town toward Normanton. And another club/bar live venue that was long and thin that I can't remember the name of. happy days. :D

Mole my mum used to work with said ac-tor in a hospital lab just outside Glasgow (before he was famous obv) I thought as soon as I'd posted that you were giving it away!

I graduated in 2000 - I went to Strathclyde rather than Glasgow though & did a pretend degree as Mr Sol calls it!!

Owl (love that you've altered name to fit with the season) I have a massive mouth - I'm massive in general really, big nose, big feet, 6ft tall. Massive lion hair as well

moley OHHHHH

I worked out who you meant, Moley :)

I wonder if the aspirin might be worth a bash, perhaps I can do that as next month's woo. Generally have a preference for randomized trial evidence-based woo if possible.

Hoorah for big feet! T'will help the baybees escape in due course. Possibly, although not certain evidence exists for pelvis/foot size correlation.

Rocket I LOVED LOVED LOVED the Rockhouse. Monday night student night, Friday night lay-dees got in free and Saturday was 'metal'. Love it.

I've got a fat arse big pelvis, seems a friendly cervix is more useful. Sunroof job here.

WHO THE FUCK IS THE ACTOR????????????????????? Tellmetellmetellmetellmetellmetellme.

Evening hags. Can't believe you are starting on no2 already Alps. I might give the aspirin a shot too, and it will have the added bonus if treating any latent heart attacks or angina I may have.

Cwis is on!!

Er...I'd give the aspirin a miss unless you know you have a blood problem; there seems to be a train of thought that it might provoke miscarriage in people with blood that's already fairly thin and there's no way of knowing what one has, really. I think I shall pass on that.

Right; must have bath and stop trying to find research papers online. Why are they so badly organised? Bastards. I demand simple statements telling me if it fecking works or not.

ramsbottom calm down. Sit here. Drink this.
I mentioned earlier that I bet you '^don't believe it^' if I tell you. Geddit?

Bedtime was a battleground in this house too. Nuff said. But I am poorly, My Mom went home (How dare she? :o) and MrBoo was on a late shift.

Snowpony Yes I felt like that too when mine was about the same age as yours. Happened to a couple of my friends too. We thought it might be a base level 'survival of the species' instinct thing. Think it'd be lovely, having them close together like that if you can.

Sunnygirl I'm in the Midlands too :)

sorry, over excited with the ^^
How big's your bath owlie? could we all squeeze in? I'll scrub your back?

Aaah yes. I see. Nice one. He was the one I mentioned the other day when I was talking about my dead Granddad. I said Granddad made him look like a kind, patient, good-humoured philanthrope.

shineyershoesguvner (your name really is ace for fucking about with) Didn't go that often on a weekend but probably went every Monday night for at least the first 2 years I lived there. Also seem to remember there was a student night at the Ritzy that I used to get dragged to every once in a while. Under duress mind, so it must have been terribly main stream ;-)

If you graduated in 2000 tho I might have left by the time you were old enough to go? Unless you were an extremely precocious teen or went to Uni late? I graduated in 94.

oh yes i could do with a bath, shove over owl and mole Yet again I feel like I am in a childrens novel, although not sure bath sharing wouldn't have been a little frowned upon by the publishers.

waves at boo

Starry graduated in 2000?

Alps Did you take the aspirin throughout your pregnancy or just when you got updiffed?

In real life, he's a very lovely man, honest- and sooooooo camp!

Boo- where be you? Rams town too?

I went through a Nottingham Forest supporting phase at 16 (yes there was a boy involved, but my deeply feminist friend and I thought we were terribly ironic and clever hanging out with the louts) and my favourite chant was all about Derby, and how we hated them. And how they love sheep with the love that dare not speak it's name. happy days!

I used to go to Forest games when I was at Notts. Went to one in a blizzard!