Howdy pardners, grab your corset and mosey on down to the BESHt Little Whorehouse for all Wannabe Differs (30's)

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Why howdy pardners, tighten your corsets, put a feather in your hair, pull on your boots and garter (*nipple tassles optional but welcome) and mosey on down to the BESHt little whorehouse in all of Diffas. Where the finest 30?s TTCers will fulfil your every need. There?s firewater -?Hendricks-- on tap and we?ll WOOFL you until you can?t WOOFL no more. Yeehaaw.

Menu
Straight up ? the best rootin?, tootin? baby making sechs in 7 counties
Cougar style ? like Doggy but with claws, acceptable for updiffage
Rodeo ? to be followed by a quick dismount to avoid leakage
Sherrif style ? with spurs on
Backdoor ? Recreational but not recommended

Specials
Dildocam ? Half price this month only
Needlework/Foot massage ? for those who like it a little bit woo
Zinc shooters ? to keep the posse on the straight and narrow
Positive thinking ? by the glass
Eggwhite omelettes ? to keep your energy levels up
Gentlemen are kindly reminded to leave all prophylactics by the door and to kindly leave the cowboy juice in the receptacles provided as directed.

GOD ALMIGHTY that was dull. Sorry!

Oooo and PollyLove, I will be vair interested to know what you think about Lucas when you have caught up, cos I haz gone right off him and no mishtake!

I haz killed fred with my consumerist shopping antics .

We're all off leching at boots on other websites now

Am liking the btw. More pliz.

Yes that was a typo a few weeks ago, but I'm sticking to it thanks!

Hello BESHes. These are my boots. I love them because I am not posh and just want comfort. HB I adore that coat. It's not like me to be all retaily, but I have been wandering Cardiff's arcades and the new St David's II today and coveting things. I even sucked in my usually utterly shop-phobic mother. The stuff in White Stuff was GORGE. Sorry for being over-excited - we don't have clothes shops in West Cornwall. We wear hessian sacks.

In Other News I am ovulating and it's all going to be wasted. Talk about Mittelschmerz - I've never even had it before and now he's there and I'm here and we're On A Break. Oh the vagaries of fate eh?

I luff those boots too, all of them.

Ariel now is the perfect time to shag one of our resident chaps. Would you prefer the much-depleted DC, the sorry remains of Cap'n Jack or Byron who I just found covered in straw?

And yes, coat is bloody lovely, HB , damn the lot of you, I want to go shopping now and I have less than no money.

Aries!!!!! I can see that those boots must be mega cosy, but whenever I look at completely flat boots I can feel the pain in my own arches/achilles tendon and start wincing and want to say things about 'sensible support' and that sort of thing.

What is White Stuff? Is that a stupid question? Is it a shop dedicated to white clothings?

Oh boo boo boo and hiss to the calamity of ovulating inappropriately. Wouldn't you just fucking know it. ARGH!

The fur collar is detachable! So I shall think of it as being two coats in one, and will ratchet up the Bet Lynch facor as the winter chill sets in. Is also MAZINGLY warm, which will be luffly after last winter, when it barely got above 1 degree for a few weeks and I was cursed with a £15 paper-thin 60s coat from Camden Lock. Cool, and not in the good way.

Here is White Stuff. I luffs it.

I luffs White Stuff too. More so in the sales..

Hello all

Those boots are lovely Heads and so is the coat. I have boot envy. I want new boots.

I have been having a coat / boot trauma for the past few weeks. I had a luffly coat last year and it got stolen from the gym & now I can't find one I like. I refuse to wear my Ugg boots any more as they have died and they make my knees hurt.

Oooh boots and coats.

I have a lovely red coat which I bought from H&M last year which is still lovely - but I am a bit jealous of Mountainhorse as the red duo boots would look marvellous with it. Although maybe a little too red. Can one have too much red?

I also have some buttersoft leather dents gloves that MrB bought me two Christmases ago and they are my absolute favourite. I need some short boots in black.

Are you all still awake now?

I tried on the most gorgeous coat in Monsoon today. Price tag £140 and I would wreck it within a week. It's just not worth it.

Can you tell I don't get to the shops very often? Since when do I talk about CLOTHES?

And don't get me started on hats. I had to try on every hat I saw. In Per Una in M&S they're doing Twenties style cloche hats. They were brill.

Oh I do love hats. Always bloody losing my favourites though :(

Blimey, what has got into you lot?? Hmm??

Ooh I want a new winter coat so I had better stay out of Monsoon. But tell me what it looks like anyway..... I got a spring/autumn coat recently, bright purple from M+S, very nice, but not warm enough for winter.

Arrival of the droid today. At least I was not kept waiting. Got the calendar at the ready! And my shiny new automated pee interpretation device. Or Shag Dictator as I have seen it referred to! Have nearly got enough Advantage card points for some perfume now!

Kat we are in tune! Droid got me today too. Have you got a fertility monitor then? I'm in 2 minds as to whether to bow to the Shag Dictator....

I got new boots too here. They have shearling insuiides which you can also wear bent over so two boots in one

Yay!

Droidage here too.

Personally I am celebrating the rusty old dear, as an indicator of regular cycles and everything being in working order.

Admire your style Seasalts - the needle woman told me my charts were looking good today so that made me I am going to attempt a month with no alcohol this month......makes me want a G&T just thinking about it!

Heh; I think I am responsible for the Evil Shag Dictator label

Am v.much enjoying the boots and clothing discussion. LadyG they are gorgeous.

BUT: middle-aged sensibleness has set in; I own a pair of arch support thingies to go in my shoes/boots. Before you know it I'll have invested in thermal vests and a bobble hat.

I am having a delicious glass of viognier.

In line with the whole celebrating of the cycle. I will also not be blocking off any pathways of enjoyment. I have decided that I'm not in any shape to welcome anyone into the world if I can't be in control and enjoy my own life.