Howdy pardners, grab your corset and mosey on down to the BESHt Little Whorehouse for all Wannabe Differs (30's)

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Why howdy pardners, tighten your corsets, put a feather in your hair, pull on your boots and garter (*nipple tassles optional but welcome) and mosey on down to the BESHt little whorehouse in all of Diffas. Where the finest 30?s TTCers will fulfil your every need. There?s firewater -?Hendricks-- on tap and we?ll WOOFL you until you can?t WOOFL no more. Yeehaaw.

Menu
Straight up ? the best rootin?, tootin? baby making sechs in 7 counties
Cougar style ? like Doggy but with claws, acceptable for updiffage
Rodeo ? to be followed by a quick dismount to avoid leakage
Sherrif style ? with spurs on
Backdoor ? Recreational but not recommended

Specials
Dildocam ? Half price this month only
Needlework/Foot massage ? for those who like it a little bit woo
Zinc shooters ? to keep the posse on the straight and narrow
Positive thinking ? by the glass
Eggwhite omelettes ? to keep your energy levels up
Gentlemen are kindly reminded to leave all prophylactics by the door and to kindly leave the cowboy juice in the receptacles provided as directed.

rie like the suggestion to sell all their baybee gear on ebay but think torching it on bonfire might be more therapeutic!

Hellooo ladies.

'BESHlene, BESHlene, BESHlene, BESH le-ee-ene, I'm begging of ya please POAS'

Well laydeez of the BESH, today we celebrated our wedding anniversary (sonboo at nursery and we both took annual leave). We went to the hotel where we had our honeymoon night, had a 3 course meal with a free huge glass of vino for twenty quid (each) and went in the pool and spa before coming home. Wanted to do SFF in the experience shower but there were a few other couples there, we did manage a few discreet gropes though! I also talked to MrBoo about my change of mind, he smiled wryly and said he expected it anyway and didn't argue so I think we have a red light here :o

Salty how was school? Was it ghastly? I order anyone who's here to engage in chit chat and repartee with me, as the Olds are in the lounge trying to outdo each other in a baffling TV quiz. I haven't got one answer right yet.

WHO'S THERE?

I read a great book a while ago called 'The Glass books of the dream eaters'. It reminded me of the kind of adventure books I grew up with, but with added sexiness. It's set in a weird quasi-Edwardian era and is about this young laydee who gets caught up in a crowd of thrill-seeking ruffians.
Reminded me a bit of Jasper FFord's stuff which I also liked.

Hey look at that! BooBoo and I posted one second apart!

Has anyone read The Glass Palace? It made me really obsess about Burma for a while. I get like that.

Oh strangely enough it's sitting on my bookshelf! My mate lent it to me ages ago but I never got round to reading it. It's worth it then?

RRRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEE I missed you.

School was predictably mental and a bit shit. I did mange not to cry though.

Boo soz for being crap, but what change of mind?

I love the cover of the book if that counts.

SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALTS Milano, it's a lovely cover isn't it? If you are interested in a) history b) Asia c)the Empire then it's blardy good. And very sad of course.

I joined the library to stop me spending money on shit magazines but I never remember to take my books back on time so I keep getting fines

Last book I read that gripped me was 'The Gargoyle' by Andrew Davidson.

Other favourites this year have been 'Shadow of the Wind' and 'The Angels Game' by Carlos Ruis Zafon (although I think I was a litle behind there as most people ahve already read them)

I've read 'glass books' Milano - great book, I felt a little like a voyeur when reading it, I think it does that to you deliberately.

shoes i'm with you on eat pray love, but disagree on the dragon tat.

fyi wasabi flavour icecream is the BEST flavour evar. FACT. you can even get wasabi cornettos in thailand, that are AMAZE!

I only really read sci fi so unless you like that kind of thing salts i'll keep schtum.

No problem Salts am referring to me getting a bit scared about ttc because of money and things on fred before last, I said I was just hanging around to 'cheerlead' but I think we all know I was kidding myself!

A voyeur? Is it rude?

Shadow of the Wind is bloody ace too. I think I've said this before but I think the person who translated it from the Spanish deserves as much credit as the original author. It's so easy to make translation absolutely awful!

boo glad your TTC break was so short lived :O

One second apart Ramlady how cool, we are all synchronised tonight :o

1 minute until Richard Armitage Spooks.

Anyway must go. Just realised Lucas Spooks is on.

OK THAT WAS WEIRD!

It's more erotic than full-on rude A and not even overly so. Just enough.
I read a lot of crime novels translated from English to Italian (cos they're cheaper than buying books in English) and there are always things which make me go 'No, I bet that's not what they wrote in the original'. Pisses me off.

Spooks, eh?

So so sorry to hear about the mc milano :(. My buzwams are small/medium but despite that I am AWESOME at snuggling, so please come on in .

Eat pray love is self indulgent SHITE - surely no room for other opinions on this?

Imagine size of my hangover after 5-day birthday? NORMOUS.

I got 6 tickets for Manc late in the day, was wetting myself with excitement. Thank you lovely BESHes for thinking of me. Moley I am going on 10th, how about you?

Sorry for weird disconnected thoughts there but am on phone, you know how it is, takes ages and the convo has moved on by time you've finished