Howdy pardners, grab your corset and mosey on down to the BESHt Little Whorehouse for all Wannabe Differs (30's)

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Why howdy pardners, tighten your corsets, put a feather in your hair, pull on your boots and garter (*nipple tassles optional but welcome) and mosey on down to the BESHt little whorehouse in all of Diffas. Where the finest 30?s TTCers will fulfil your every need. There?s firewater -?Hendricks-- on tap and we?ll WOOFL you until you can?t WOOFL no more. Yeehaaw.

Menu
Straight up ? the best rootin?, tootin? baby making sechs in 7 counties
Cougar style ? like Doggy but with claws, acceptable for updiffage
Rodeo ? to be followed by a quick dismount to avoid leakage
Sherrif style ? with spurs on
Backdoor ? Recreational but not recommended

Specials
Dildocam ? Half price this month only
Needlework/Foot massage ? for those who like it a little bit woo
Zinc shooters ? to keep the posse on the straight and narrow
Positive thinking ? by the glass
Eggwhite omelettes ? to keep your energy levels up
Gentlemen are kindly reminded to leave all prophylactics by the door and to kindly leave the cowboy juice in the receptacles provided as directed.

Gibs pretend you haven't seen it. Cat sick is hideous.

I vote (b). What you really need is a dog, then you can do (d)wait for the dog to eat it, removing the need to worry at all.

Hello laydees, it's been a while.
I'm of the no POAS-ing until droid's a week late opinion. Makes for much more outrageous menkulling.

So, I am no longer updiffed. Nothing like a bit of spotting and a trip to casualty at 5.30 am on a Saturday to royally fuck up your weekend.

My cat sometimes eats her own vom up if you leave it for long enough

But b. as otherwise you run risk he will also pretend not to have seen it. Tell him you tried but were overcome with dry heaves. He'll prob make you a cup of tea and bring some biscuits.

I am of course assuming that there's a saloon in this whorehouse...

Oh Milano. Fucking hell. I'm so sorry.

Whatever.
How did i miss the pets stuff?? that wasn't there before!

Made it! Made chez les parents and am on their treadle operated antique computer. This was via BF's house where I played apple bobbing with her excitable children until they got over excited and were sent wailing to bed. I always have this effect on the under sevens.

Luckily the car didn't break down.

Re the cat sick - I am a veteran at this. LEAVE IT AND PRETEND YOU HAVEN'T SEEN IT.

Re the sewing - I am in awe of anyone who can operate a sewing machine and as for actually making garments on it ....

Don't know when we shall meet again.

'Whatever' in the sense that I feel a bit 'yeah, whatever' not 'what-evaa' at your sympathy LGG!

Fucking hell Milano, I'm so terribly sorry.

Oh fuck, milano I crossed with you. God, I'm so sorry. Endlessly :(:(:(

Milano :( Am so sorry. You get bonus extra-shit points for having the cheek to turn up in A&E at the weekend. I hope you were treated decently, it can be very patchy out of hours. Massive hugs and the largest whisky in the saloon :(

I'm really sorry. It's just fucking shit.

NCISman I would ignore the cat vom and not feel guilty at all not even when he slips on it and falls over.

So very very sorry to hear that.

Am seeing a general plan to not clear it up; I approve. Well done BESHies. I knew you wouldn't let me down.

Cheers everyone. Not as bad as it could have been as probably didn't even properly get past the 2nd week - when the bitch Dr did the dildo cam she said there wasn't anything there and then said I'd probably 'tested too early' - yeaaah 3 times over 2 weeks. Anyway, no actual full on miscarriage but more of a case of a disppearing baybee. Ironically, i'd just booked all my tests and scans so got to go and cancel them all Tuesday
Next time (she said hopefully) I'm getting myself an early scan.

Very sorry to hear about your loss milano hope they were good to you at the hospital and you are not in too much pain right now. I know how utterly horrible beyond words it is and I hope you are being very well looked after at home. Passing you another gin and some wine to wash it down with.

I'm very sorry to hear that, milano

Oh Milano that is just crap, I am so sorry. :( Was she a bitch doc because she was bearer of the bad news or was she a proper bitch?

When I had my last miscarriage the Doc I saw in A and E made me cry when she examined me cos she was so rough(when all I really needed was a scan ). Hope they were nice to you sweetheart.

Sorry milano. Poo bum shit and crappitty crap crap. I think there is some absinthe stashed away on the top shelf...

fucksticks milano I'm so sorry to hear that :( here drink this.

Oh milano, I'm so sorry to hear that. :( Please drive immediately to Lake Como where George Clooney and Brad Pitt are waiting to make a "milano sandwich*".

*may or may not help, but probably worth a shot.