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002 All that jizz?
003 Cottage cheese
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006 Hint of a Tint
007 Excessive Cigaring
008 Stretchy but streaky
009 Palest Pink
010 Implantation Imaginings?
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012 Brahn String
013 Ovaltine Ochre
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Well Cass had tantalised with her thread and then buggered off. Someone had to do it.

Cass wants a KNOB!

please don't boo Should have said it to his face yesterday not make passive aggressive comments on farce book for all to see. is storm in a tea cup really.

BESH outing to Spunk Theatre would be ace. have to think of a really good one, Taming of the Shrew perhaps? (kate was such a BESH)

i think it goes like this cass *

More like this Rocket :

:o definitely NOT this

Darling rock was truly just jesting, would never do such a thing of course.

oh yes cass [wink} so it is. Forgot that there was no shortcut. Wierd that.

1 hour and 8 minutes till Richard Armitage.

I know boodelicious thats why is didn't put "boo, you know him so please don't say anything" as I know you would never. xx

oh bugger. I really am a

Shall we trawl the boards shouting KNOB! at people?

There was a thread in pregnancy earlier today about whether it was safe to eat a meat feast pizza when you are diffed...

Oh dear I am becoming a serial cluster poster. Or a serial serial poster, if you will.

what about a cereal cluster poster, I have heard they are delicious.

KNOB

Although I do have a fondness for TWAT

(This being a BESH thread though, quelle surprise eh?)

A meat feast pizza?? For real?

:o salade

mucho x posting is causing me much mirth. RAGE is lessening somewhat.

I saw that thread and proper LOLed. TWATKNOB

cass do you think that would be an exercise in who could get banned the quickest?

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Meatfeast Pizza

wrong, wrong, wrong.

I have a theory that meat is pizza is generally a bit wrong.... anchovies yes, olives yes, meat - ham at a push.

• meat on pizza even. meat as pizza?!

MrB feels the same way about fruit on pizza.

Pizza is just a snicky snack leftovers thing for proper Italians isn't it?

Meat is deffo wrong. Especially chicken. What is that about, hey?