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Ariesgirl · 16/10/2010 12:18
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Casserole ·
18/10/2010 18:49
Truffs what a twat.
12pt sorry I wasn't here in your hour of need earlier. Sometimes the men Just Don't Get It, do they? 
Well. After my light little 2nd email earlier I actually saw the friend's husband earlier and had a lovely cuppa and chat. (We've been friends for years so we do that) Mentioned in passing I'd sent an email but not had a reply and he did a bit of eye rolling and said yes, she'd seen it. I said oh no matter, no rush to reply, just that I wanted to check she'd had it and so didn't feel she'd been left out. I got the overall impression generally that she was driving him a bit loopy with pregnancy-menkul, from several things he said.
Just had a reply to say thanks but she can't come out as she's busy at work (during the day, this is an evening out I'm suggesting) and in the evenings is preparing for labour.
She's due mid Feb.
What the FECK?
Ah well. I have tried. TBH that's all I really wanted.
rocketleaf ·
18/10/2010 18:54
Ok rant alert, switch off now if you can be bothered with this as I suspect it might be a bit tedious...
A really good friend of ours was supposed to be staying with us on Sat night, he and TB were planning on going to see a DJ that night, then we were all going to another good freinds b'day party on Sunday day. He moved away a few years ago, has been living in London for a year or so and is always moaning that he doesn't like it and wants to come home/misses his friends etc. (although then the next week he talks about going to live in NYC 
) So spent Friday doing loads of tidying, got nice breakkie things in and stuff for saturday night tea, beers wine etc.
He had planned to stay at another freinds on the Friday night as it was another mutual acquaintances birthday celebrations which we weren't planning on going to but instead basically went awol, stayed at some randoms place on the other side of the city. I got one text at 11 am sat am indicating he hadn't been to bed yet but no details where he was then nothing til 7 pm by which time both of us had made alternative plans for the evening. Couldn't even get a straight answer out of him if he wanted to stay in ours but got the strong impression he would rather stay put. At least he did show up at the friends b'day party on sunday, early enough to have a shower before everyone else showed up (he had left his bag there friday night) turned out he had had about 3 hrs sleep that night too.
He has been going off on a one a bit recently as he's split from his long term g'friend and so I am assuming he must have pulled and just wanted to cut loose. We are all quite breezey with things like this and generally quite easy going but he spent ages going on about how much he missed us and then just blew us off. I had got over it but then today he posted on facebook 'now that was how to do a weekend proper' I am properly having to sit on my hands to stop myself from replying with something very very sarcastic.
... ok sorry about that. just needed to have moan. as you were.
but feel free to vent Le RAGE on my behalf.
InTheSunshine ·
18/10/2010 18:55
Le Rage is def in the air today. Trufs - what an UTTER cock. In fact cock is not strong enough a word. And Cass (can I shorten names yet, I've not been on this Fred long, don't know if I am making assumptions!!) sometimes 'friends' are odd. Bitches be crazy as JayZ once said.....
milanomum ·
18/10/2010 19:18
Truffs What a fecker. As for sharing pregnancies, I saw twin sisters who were pregnant(and looked around the same point) and almost asked if it was the same father. Just weird.
rocket I love an opportunity to make a really sarky comment so can't understand why you are resisting
As for everyone in the RAGE - I find drinking oneself into a coma can help.
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milanomum ·
18/10/2010 19:30
I forgot to add that there's a theatre here where I live which would be prefect for BESHies. It's called, I jest you not, Spunk Theatre. I'm not sure what kind of shows they do but I bet it's FUN 
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