The fred where the BESH practise DIY. Scan the chart below. Customers are kindly requested to keep readers informed of relevant colour and consistency.

[Ariesgirl]

BESHityourself proudly presents...

The BESHtone colour matching system, for all your interior colourways

000 Clearest eggwhite
001 Watery white
002 All that jizz?
003 Cottage cheese
004 Cunt-ry cream
005 Hopeful Yellow
006 Hint of a Tint
007 Excessive Cigaring
008 Stretchy but streaky
009 Palest Pink
010 Implantation Imaginings?
011 Itty Bitty Brown
012 Brahn String
013 Ovaltine Ochre
014 Sludge Brown
015 Clotty Red
016 Purest Scarlet
017 Possibly Green*
018 Barely Black*
019 Sump Oil Surprise*
020 Nothing. Nadda. Where the fuck IS it?

*Available at specialist retailers

Well Cass had tantalised with her thread and then buggered off. Someone had to do it.

Perfect cheering up activity, BESH scrap! I'm going to share TGB's fight chant from his skool dayz:

Scrap, scrap, burger in a bap
Fight, fight, take a little bite
Punch up, punch up, add a little ketchup
Please, please, I want some cheese

Told you he was a geek

C'mere you. Take that. And THAT! Have some shark liver oil as well as the baby oil

incidentally I appear to be rocking the Cuntry cream look dans la gusset....

Oooh yes, had forgotten bonus of birthday droid, Truffle , you can indeed get proper wasted. Yay!

And now, I must turn my attention back to the oily fighting, oh yes.

Perfect cheering up activity, BESH scrap! I'm going to share TGB's fight chant from his skool dayz:

Scrap, scrap, burger in a bap
Fight, fight, take a little bite
Punch up, punch up, add a little ketchup
Please, please, I want some cheese

Told you he was a geek

Shark liver oil WTF

CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSS! Yooooooohoooooo! We need you to provide the ringside snacks.

I hope she's ok. She's had her exams. And vomit.

Truff that is a ridiculous rhyme. I luffs it.

clusterpostclusterpostclusterpost

Can I just say that I personally will donate a whole litre of damson gin to the first person in here who admits to colourway 007.

It's just not right.

I'm trying to post on the bus home and appear to have done so twice with the exact same message. I'm a dumbo.

CAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSIIIIIINGGGGGGGGGGTOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNN come here, Rie is bullying me

I don't even know what it means shoes [hhmm] [hblush]

We keep crossing Salts. You know. I hit you with a fish and the said fish is full of liver oil. It was in keeping with the lesboerotiviolence and fish.

Anyway I shouldn't even be here. I am taking a break.

Oh don't go amywhere Rie

OOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWW!

Do you want to explain the excessive gigaring or shall I?

Cigaring obv.

You do it Rie

I laughed my arse off the first time someone wrote about it; it had never occured to me to go rummaging for the droid.

Explain cigarring? You want me to explain it?

Okaaaaay.

Well, when scorps was having one of her months of ludicrous menkulling and she was taunting the droid by wearing white frilly knickers, she was exhorted by Cho (I think it was her - may have been Gin. Or Pol) to cease and desist shoving cigar shaped wodges of loo paper up her nether regions to see if anything appeared on it. I admitted in a small voice that I thought I was the only person in the world who did that (I was very new). A whole chorus of BESHes chimed up saying that everyone does it.

Oh yes and rummaging is an alternative word. Thanks Plop.

Okay so I am the only one who doesn't do it (mainly because I would worry about losing stuff up there, y'know?)

Oh and can I now have the damson gin? Ta.

Wol run=mmaging for T'droid is an essential part of the menkul.

I do not indulge in Menkul any more..

I am zen. I don't even know when the fucker is due.

OK have rummaged for FFJ but never for droid. I must be a bit weird then :o