We're All Going To IBESHA: Last minute budget holiday fun for 30s TTC. Pack your string bikini and your oversized shades and get on board.

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Last call for flight SWI101 to Shagaluff. Sangria laced with folic acid on tape. Fake tanned Club reps will be dishing out the 2 for 1 cocktails, dressed in nothing but the most miniscule budgie smugglers. The pit will be manned by sleazy but virile Spanish waiters to provide your every need. Lets see the summer out in BESHley style, IE: starting a bar fight, drinking the place dry and falling over in a heap at the end of the night.

me too pol I missed saltys offer and now i think its too late will mail you stat...

glad things are looking up a bit of the TGs work front but such a shame he might miss your break :( bastard computers (lump then in with droid)

I've actually got BESHory Towers ready now. Will save it and sort it aaaht later. So fucking tired - it might not be as funny as I'd otherwise be capable of.

Don't worry scorps we'll only applepie your bed a little bit

Poor MrPoo. I hope he gets it sorted out.

Urg. Catchup propply later. Meanwhile this is me. Taking advantage of non-diffed state .

Aries Prince Caspian? Can I haz points plix?

Drom!

Slaps to the rest of you, 'cept Score who is on snuggle privileges.

Evening hagelettis, how are we all?

Did someone say Nekkid Wrestlinng? Hmm?

Could someone please, please apply some violence. Am driving myself mental..

I'm afraid it was only points to the first to respond and that was Salad .

But on the other hand your friend has a crush on me so I will award you points for that.

my sister just called to tell me she's pregnant

Oh. Um. How do you feel, my love?

I'm not sure

Which sister? Very older or middle older? You're the youngest aren't you?

First, I need to put these nipple clamps on salty and administer some chinese burns.

Now Heads, that is definitely some news. Don't feel bad if you're not full of wild joy, sometimes it's ok to act like a 5 year old, stamp your feet and say "it's not fair". Just as long as you don't do it in the middle of Sainsburys.

She's the middle; it's her fourth. I adore her: she is an amazing woman. But I thought it was my turn . Well, we'll see. She was very sensitive about telling me, bless her, so I did my best to make her feel that she shouldn't worry. Why should her pregnancy be ruined because of me: that's not fair at all

So she does know you're TTC?

Yes & was very worried about telling me, which is very sweet. I'm off to bed: I can't really cope with this on top of everything else that's happened this week. I know that makes me sound like a wimp of the highest order, and I will buck up by tomorrow morning, but after what happened to the OM I think I've used up my reserves of Blitz spirit. Loves to all of you, if I may be sentimental for a moment.

Boo to the woes of MrPoo I hope he'll be able to sort everything out and come through the other side just fine My unborn child needs keeping in the manner to which he/she has become accustomed to

And double-boo to HB's news She sounds a v caring sister and lovely mum but that doesn't stop it feeling so unfair, does it? C'mon, let's change places; I'll climb off your knee and you can get onto mine

Hello my BESHerinas. I returned from holibobs on Weds night but it has taken me until now to catch up - I have put in a full working day today, reading this whole fred - that's dedication :). I was a bit scared by the influx of newbs but I think I have got most of them straight in my head now.

I am off to bed, you lot have worn me out, but didn't want to go without sending lots of loving cuddles to both HB and Scorpetta.

Lyra news in brief:

*Holibobs was absolutely marve
*Hunger Games similarly marve - HO banned me from talking to him whilst he was reading it :)
Dad has been up and down, in and out of hosp
Had gynae appt day before went on hol; culminating in referral to FC for IVF. Fully expect that to be rescinded given Scorps experience, and the fact that the PCT next door has stopped IVF entirely - mine will surely follow suit very shortly :(.
*Missed all of you wonderful women xxx

Should know better than to use *s as bullet points, twatfingers.

Cluster posting now, but very very happy about all the good scan news a couple of weeks ago, PESHes :).

YAY! Our Goddess Lyra is back! Glad you've had a top holibobs - don't forget all the patronising crap about relaxing and it all happening - and I hope PapaLyra is going to stay out of hossy. Have been thinking about him

Am also glad you got your referral - I'm pretty sure that once you've been referred then they can't snatch it back (I didn't even get referred, wasn't them rescinding, btw). If your PCT stops offering IVF altogether, there will be a frikkin' BESH march to insist they give you every type of AC you want or need. Flaming torches an' everyfink

I'm going to open up BESHory Towers now, so the earlier-rising BESHies can pop in as soon as they like. I hope, after all the wait, the new school will be worth it :)

It's arrived! The moment we've all been waiting for. Well, the one after diffment, winning the lottery and getting a job as Tom Hardy's body-oiler on all his film sets - BESHory Towers has opened its doors for a new term...

just squeezing the last few posts from this IBESHA thread to make my first and possibly only ever drunken MN post*:

• welcome home goddesslyra we have missed you very muchly. glad you had a wonderful bobs and pops is feeling a bit better. hmm, relaxed you say?...

• HB my heart aches for you hearing the news of your sisters diffment, she is obviously a fabulous and deserving woman but still imo it should be you. It really isnt fair on you and its ok for a tiny part of your mind to think that. Here, have the P Caspian house points to cheer you up.

• salts you have obv WOOFLed off to bed. If menkul is still apparent in the morning i will happily wrestle it out of you on t'other thread with the aid of a lacrosse stick.

• breaking news, my BFF got a personal video message from Salt N Pepper. from ibiza, how is that for thread closure.

*the boy drove tonight, possibly the only time ever he has stayed sober and i have got a wee bit tipsy. He gets double brownie points as we could have stayed over but he refused for the sake of the white goods.

Yay, I get to do the 1000th post! Welcome back GoddessLyra, so glad you had a good holiday and LyraPops is doing ok. Now how is the cat?!

Salty I need to know what your 2woofl symptoms are please. Report to new thread first thing tomorrow morning, or else there will be trouble.

Night night BESHlets, see you at school tomorrow, woop woop!!