Aargh
Yesterday was an evil train of events:
In no particular order:
my tumble drier (which had been a bit noisy but still functional) decided to go from 'bumping like there's a shoe in the drum' to ' rattling like there's a handful of coins in the drum' to ' soft hum of the motor but no bloody turning of the drum' 
. DH has replaced the belt of our previous TD, but this one had a dodgy handle (ie snapped off) and I had to hoik it open with a handle made from string........so its replacement has been ordered and the old one banished.
(DH did fit a new heating element and fix the oven last week )
I lost my Oyster Card, used it last week but no blinking clue where it is (usually in a pocket of my purse) checked bag, pockets, car....... mystery. I have a 2nd card in reserve so used that and will cancel the original.
We went to McD before a play and there were four really lairy fighty people in there, utter pillocks, most likely had a skinful
Then , 
one of the actresses in the play fell and was taken off by Ambulance so we left (we'll get tickets re-issued) but .............check this.........it was one of those "Play That went Wrong" ones so we all thought it was part of the act
for shame .
Went out for a Toby Carvery today, very nice . (DS traditional birthday meal out)